It was as predictable as a February snowstorm in Duluth.
The long-awaited Articles of Impeachment.
More like Farticles of Impeachment. This whole thing has stunk to high heaven from the get-go.
The impeachment obsessed House Dems gleefully delivered this inevitable political happy ending to their Far Left Masters as the Founding Fathers spin like The Mouse House tea cups.
The Articles?…Abuse of Power? Obstruction of Congress? Bad Haircut?
Ok, the last one ain’t real. May as well be though. It’s as asinine as the first two.
I mean…can you GET more vague? These charges are thinner than Joe Biden’s hair plugs.
What the hell happened to Bribery? Quid Pro Quo? Extortion?
IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE!!!…said every Democrat in the Milky Way.
Sure. Sure there was.
So…Pelosi and her Progressive Posse announce this fiction in front of the entire media…then sprint off like they’re being chased by guts-oozing zombies from The Walking Dead…not answering a SINGLE question.
TELLS. YOU. ALL. YOU. NEED. TO. KNOW.
Political Kabuki Theater on steroids.
This thing died an epic Hindenburg-like fiery death the VERY moment the Washington Post…19 minutes after Trump was inaugurated…declared “The Campaign to Impeach President Trump Has Begun.”
How stupid are the Democrats? Let us count the ways…
Every incremental minute of this made-for-tv impeachment mini-series that was plastered all over the airwaves resulted in polling for impeachment sinking deeper underwater, and Trump’s poll numbers in battleground states rising faster than Michael Moore’s triglycerides.
So, I will continue to thoroughly enjoy watching the shit-for-brains Dumbocrats rearrange the deck chairs on the S.S. Lefty as it sinks into the deepest depths of muck in the DC Swamp.
I’m as sick and nauseated of this phony shit as I am the lying, idiotic morons on the Left and in the media that propagate it in a nonsensical facade of legitimacy.
And sadly, if Trump wins…check that…WHEN Trump wins in 2020…we’ll have four more years of impeachment crap shoved up our collective derrières.
Ouch!
Hey Dems, how about AT LEAST a romantic dinner first this time? Chinese take-out maybe?
SOME LUBE!?!?
Mark my words…and buckle up. It’s gonna happen.
Assuming Pelosi retains the House gavel, that is. Big ass assumption at this juncture.
First Lady Envy
This one’s admittedly a tad frivolous, but it pisses me off…so I must vent. If for no other reason than to call out the usual mean spirited BS from the Left.
BTW…We here at The Drunken Republican generally strive to refrain from mean-spiritedness…unless, of course, we’re provoked into it.
YOUR MOTHER WEARS ARMY BOOTS! TAKE THAT!!!
For the third year in a row, video is released of Melania Trump showing off the beautiful White House Christmas decor…strolling around The People’s House sporting her usual stunning outfit.
This woman could be draped in a friggin’ burlap sack and rock ANY fashion show runway…says everyone with better than 20/200 vision.
Yet the TDS crazies fall all over themselves to f*cking mock, diminish, and marginalize the First Lady…for NO other reason than they hate her husband.
A quick sampling of the abhorrent, fake news headlines…
From the Washington Post…”…the coat looks ridiculous.”
The Daily Beast described the White House decorations as “joyless” and will “haunt your nightmares.”
The Socialist cranks at the Huffington Post compared the decorations to a scene in “The Shining.”
And staying true to my penchant to save the best for last…The WaPost wondered out loud if Melania was “sending coded messages” with her outfit.
These are sick people…as The Donald often…and quite accurately…opines.
Three glorious years of Trump winning and keeping promises have rendered these people complete babbling, drooling, brain damaged vegetables.
Now…allow me to REALLY be brutally honest. Maybe even a smidge sexist.
THE CROWD GASPS!!!
Just a little warning for the PC leg-wetters out there.
Anyway…remember how the media…fashion magazines…famous designers…ALL nauseatingly fawned over First Ladys Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama?
Yet do NOTHING but mock and throw vile hate at Melania?
Ok, I’ll admit it. I can be a superficial guy. I mean..can WE males be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals at times?
Guilty as charged.
So, having dispensed of THAT little bit of reality…have you taken a close look at these women? I mean…HAVE YOU???!!!
The fashion world should be so lucky for Melania to bestow upon them the honor of dressing her in their over-rated, over-the-top, over-priced frocks.
I’ll analogize as delicately…and accurately…as I can…
It’s like if these women were cuts of meat…Melania is the Wagyu beef at Nobu, and frumpy, lumpy Hillary and Michelle are the Stray Dog burger you’d score over at the local Korean joint…bless their hearts.
Giggling as I wrote that.
Anyway…like I said…THEY started it.
And I’m ending it.
Woof.
You mention the “lying idiotic morons on the left”. Do you have any issue with the lying idiots morons on the right, or do you accept, or perhaps, even embrace lies if they come from people you like?
By the way, Melania is an attractive woman, duly noted. Does it make you wonder why Donald was sleeping with an adult film star while she was recovering from the birth of their child? That strikes me as a lot more offensive than any of the quotes you posted. Who’s really disrespecting her here? Ahh that’s right, it’s always the media and your beloved Donald is a saint.
Taco, I love your comments.
Keep’em comin’!