Crush Iran! Save the Goats!

Ya know, every President in my increasingly long lifetime has said…unequivocally and unambiguously that Iran cannot ever possess a nuclear weapon.  For overtly obvious reasons.  But none of them, of either party, could ever muster one f*cking shriveled testicle between them to pull the trigger.  And now we see why.

I mean, I get it.  Such a monumentally historic undertaking was always going to be draped in so much political risk and uncertainty that no other President had a fraction of the personal or political cajones to even seriously consider it.

Until you-know-who sailed down that escalator.

I mean, this ain’t Venezuela.  That was a breeze.  Don’t hear much about Venezuela these days, do you?  Things seem to be going so swimmingly, the media doesn’t dare mention it.  Freed millions from the scourge of Communism.  Scarfed up millions of barrels of, as Trump likes to say, liquid gold.

Cuba will be next.  And WAY easier.  More people freed from decades of Communist oppression.  Gonna happen.  100%.  Figured the Libs would love that.  But…Nah. Why? Trump.  Oh yeah, and Trump kicked China the f*ck out of the Panama Canal.  About time we gave the Western Hemisphere a little TLC.  It is our backyard, after all.

Can you say “Greenland?”

All in a day’s work for our big fuzzy ball of America First Orange Goodness.

But I digress.  Back to Iran.  But first, think North Korea.  Same shit.  These wussy little politicians all puffed out their flabby, man-boob adorned chests, and declared that NORTH KOREA CAN NEVER GET A NUCLEAR WEAPON!!!  Remember?  Then the circle jerk of years of failed diplomacy ensued, and PRESTO!, North Korea has nukes.

Sound familiar?  And Iran is inarguably far more dangerous than North Korea, given their well earned moniker of the world’s biggest state sponsor of terror through their extensive network of proxies…not to mention their effective control over a large swath of the world’s oil supply, and by extension, the world economy.

Iran.  Killing Americans since 1979.  Quite the nauseating advertising slogan.

Pre-1979 under the Shah, Iran (most folks at the time considered themselves Persians, not “Iranian”), had quite the prosperous free-market economy going…as did Cuba before Castro…as did Venezuela before Chavez/Maduro.

Seeing a pattern here.  Ok, enough of my little rudimentary history lesson.

These previous administrations took us all for a bunch of drooling, knuckle-dragging retards.  Every one of these bastards knew that any so-called agreement with Iran or any other murderous, authoritarian regime was completely worthless the second they were signed.  Yet they all patted themselves on the back before retiring for a Cuban and a Cognac, whilst kicking the nuclear can down the road like a dirty soccer ball.

Like North Korea, Iran has stalled, bought time, and dicked us around for decades.  And every President enthusiastically obliged because they lacked the balls and spine for the alternative.  Look at that worthless Obama Iran nuclear deal.  Gave them a clear path to a nuke, and $1.7 billion in cash, which was summarily used to fund more worldwide terror.

OK…given Obama’s indeterminate sexual preference, maybe he was extra-receptive to being…um…dicked around.  (Insert “Big Mike” joke here ___________________).

Hey, don’t kill the messenger.  I just read shit.

Does anyone seriously think that some murderous regime…Iran, China, Russia, etc…one that slaughters it’s own people as easily as it takes a stroll in the park, has any qualms whatsoever about violating some fake, flaccid “agreement” on a f*cking piece of paper?

All this leg-wetting by the Libtards and their media concubines about “forever wars” and “no imminent threat” is more nonsensical than the concept of a Kamala Harris presidency.  Iran has not just been an imminent threat for 47 years, but a daily threat on a plethora of levels, killing untold thousands of Americans and others along the way.   And 38 days in, there’s a cease fire.  Forever war?

The only forever war vis-a-vis Iran is the 47 years those bastards of bestiality have been at war with us.

So please, just STFU.

This was the time to act.  NOW!!!  Shit or get off the pot.  Even before this military action, Iran had never been weaker or more isolated in the Middle East.  This time cannot pass without destroying these murderous goat f*ckers once and for all, and free the world from their 47 year reign of terror…BEFORE they get a nuke.  And a once in a century President drops in our lap to finish the job.

And for God’s sake, haven’t the goats suffered enough?

Otherwise, when we lose some big American city to an Iranian nuke 5 or 10 years from now…Most assuredly after Israel’s evisceration…the piece of shit America-hating Left and media, those with memories shorter than a Wizard of Oz munchkin…will be screaming, “HOW THE HELL DID TRUMP LET THIS HAPPEN!!

Winston Churchill famously implored the world to take action against Hitler years before WWII…The Big One, as Archie Bunker used to say.

That old saying about knowing history or you’ll be doomed to repeat it, comes to mind.

So you tell me…how long does Iran have to chant “Death to America” and “Death to Israel” before we finally f*cking believe them?

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