So, yours truly, Mr. Long-Winded, trying to do a “lightning round” will be as challenging as Dementia Joe walking up the Air Force One stairs, but here goes…

Gotta love after all these years, the U.N. actually declaring that their climate change models were wrong, and, ya know, MAYBE it’s not the “existential threat” we promised it was.   No shit, Sherlock.  What’s the next great Captain Obvious revelation, Nancy Pelosi and her big dumb husband are worth north of half a billion due to insider trading?

Remember reading about Rosa Parks, the black woman who refused to sit in the back of the bus back in the day, and became a civil rights icon?  Fake news.  She was a civil rights activist that basically staged the whole thing.  We need new f*cking history books.  Preferably ones not written by liberal, agenda-driven, faux “historians.” Continue reading →

Reasonable to say in most cases, diplomatic solutions are far preferable to military conflict. Also reasonable to say that doesn’t apply so much to the current conflict with Iran.

Ya think Iran being simply the biggest state sponsor of terror is bad?  Imagine they have nukes to wave over everyone’s head in perpetuity.  As untenable as it gets.  That happens, Bye Bye Israel in about 5 minutes.  Those bastards with a nuke would make 9/11 look like a mere Sunday stroll in Central Park.

Does anyone seriously think that a murderous regime like Iran, animals that just killed over 40,000 protesters as easily as they swipe right on their goat dating app, gives a chicken fried f*ck  about violating some “agreement” on a piece of paper? The only thing such regimes understand is brute force. Clearly, the extreme, historic ass kicking and economic Armageddon we’ve bestowed upon them with a vengeance hasn’t yet sent the message. Continue reading →

Ya know, every President in my increasingly long lifetime has said…unequivocally and unambiguously that Iran cannot ever possess a nuclear weapon.  For overtly obvious reasons.  But none of them, of either party, could ever muster one f*cking shriveled testicle between them to pull the trigger.  And now we see why.

I mean, I get it.  Such a monumentally historic undertaking was always going to be draped in so much political risk and uncertainty that no other President had a fraction of the personal or political cajones to even seriously consider it.

Until you-know-who sailed down that escalator.

I mean, this ain’t Venezuela.  That was a breeze.  Don’t hear much about Venezuela these days, do you?  Things seem to be going so swimmingly, the media doesn’t dare mention it.  Freed millions from the scourge of Communism.  Scarfed up millions of barrels of, as Trump likes to say, liquid gold. Continue reading →

Ya know, I’ve been writing this stupid blog, sometimes somewhat sporadically, for almost 10 years now.  This, hands down, has to be my favorite blog title.

To call it borderline brilliant would not be an overstatement.  And wonderfully inappropriate to boot.  And you know EXACTLY what I’m referring to.

Those two lesbo broads, of course, that harassed, obstructed, and impeded ICE agents from executing a law enforcement operation in Minneapolis, eventually hitting one of them with their vehicle.

At which point one of the Lesbos, Renee Good, lost her life, because, ya know, shit like that tends to happen when you try to RUN DOWN A GODDAMN FEDERAL AGENT WITH YOUR CAR!!! Continue reading →

Ya know, I don’t even really blame Democrats for ACTUALLY trying to run in the 2026 midterms on the issue of affordability…an issue that THEY 100% created.  It’s just what they do.  You almost have to admire the chutzpah.

The DemonRats championing affordability is like Jeffrey Dahmer waxing poetic about public safety.

Who I really blame fundamentally are the enablers of such insanity…that is, large swaths of the American public that are so mentally damaged with Trump Derangement Syndrome, that they have precisely zero capacity to see facts and reality right in front of their stupid liberal faces.

President Shits-His-Pants crams about a 25% increase in prices up our collective arses over the four long, miserable years of his Armageddon Presidency, and guess what folks?  Unless we start experiencing deflation…not a good thing BTW…that upward price adjustment, at least at the macro level, is HERE TO STAY. Continue reading →

Mark Jan 30th on your calendar.

That’s the date of the next potential gov’t shutdown.  Another Seinfeld Shutdown…the shutdown about nothing…would be massively retarded if Schumer forced another one.  But it is the Democrats we’re talking about, who seem to collectively have the IQ of the offspring of Somali first cousins.

Been a bad stretch for the sick Lefty wokester community.  I mean, biological men are banned from women’s events in the next Olympics, DEI departments are becoming as rare as a Dodo bird sighting, and the whole global warming/climate change scam is completely imploding.  Not a single hurricane landfall here, and record cold and blizzards around Turkey Day.

What’s the next shoe to drop?  Taking tampons out of Minnesota high school boys rooms??NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Continue reading →

Sometimes you get to the point where you just gotta shake your head.  President Trump…who pretty much unilaterally stopped wars, prevented wars, or achieved cease fires in eight different conflicts…COUNT’EM, EIGHT!…including getting all the Israeli hostages released that were held by those goat-f*cking, knuckle-dragging Hamas animals…DID NOT win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Driven by the sheer force and superhuman will of this man, peace is breaking out all over the world like acne on a greasy-skinned 9th grader.  Just two left to go – Russia/Ukraine and the Hatfields and McCoys.

Completely predictable, mind you, coming from those Socialist Eurotrash Fags that run that snobatorium.  Now, the brave woman that won it, Maria Corina Machado, a pro-democracy opposition leader in Venezuela, was a very deserving recipient…but C’MON PEOPLE!  Even she dedicated her award to Trump.    Continue reading →

Man, it’s been a long time…not that anyone noticed.  I don’t know, a lot of summer traveling, some general laziness…but still waking up every day thanking God that Donald J. Trump is in the White House and the tsunami of goodness and winning that brings.  Not to mention the sheer and utter joy I get from watching the TDS-laden Commie Pinko Left continue to lose their shit …EVERY.  SINGLE.  GLORIOUS.  DAY.   

My guilty pleasure, if you will.  One of them, anyway.

And despite The Donald’s aggressively pro-energy policies, there’s STILL not enough electricity on the planet to electro-shock these assholes into any semblance of coherence.

Anyway…time to get off the Schneid, as they say.

So, I thought I was pissed beyond belief when I saw that beautiful, blonde Ukrainian refugee violently stabbed to death on that train in North Carolina by, yet again, another f*cking violent black guy with a rap sheet longer than a football field that should have been rotting in prison, not walking the streets.

THANK YOU CRIME-LOVING PROGRESSIVE LEFT!!  WELL DONE!! Continue reading →

For those mired in the psychotic abyss of Trump Derangement Syndrome, 100 days of burning Hell.  For the rest of us, the normies, 100 days of glorious Heaven.

I’m talking, of course, about President Trump’s first 100 days in office, Part Deux.

I’m sorry, but the truth is that life is WAY more f*cking exciting, interesting…and oh yes,  entertaining…with Trump in the White House.  Ya know, you pop out of bed in the morning with a little more pep in your step, can’t wait to see what he’s cooking up to make all of our lives more safe and prosperous.

Or even better, wonderfully trolling Demotards, the media wussies, and any other TDS afflicted shit bags out there, further destroying whatever morsels of sanity and coherence they’re clinging to.  

To quote the great…albeit neurotic…George Costanza, “I never felt so alive!” Continue reading →

How stupid are these effing Progressives?  Let me count the ways.

Well, we could be here all day ACTUALLY counting the ways, so let me just jump right to my recent favorite.

You’ve surely seen Scumbags of the Tolerant Left torching Tesla dealerships, and keying and otherwise vandalizing random Teslas.  For no other reason than “previous darling of the Left” Elon Musk hitching his trailer to the Trump Train several months ago.  So, so retarded.

And I defy you to find a single Democrat denouncing the violence.  Go ahead.  Try.

Now, I’ve seen studies that say roughly 2 of 3 Tesla owners are Democrats.  Not only is that fairly self-evident, but I believe it’s even more skewed Democrat than that in reality.

Call it anecdotal all you want, but I know 2 people personally who own Tesla’s, and both are bat shit crazy liberals.

So, these Progressives are SO f*cking stupid (HOW STUPID ARE THEY?!?!), they don’t seem to realize that at least 7 of 10 Teslas they vandalize belong to fellow Progressives.  I think it’s called “eating their own.” Continue reading →