When I’m wrong, I’m big enough to admit it.  I have written incessantly about how the made up Russian collusion scam was the biggest scandal in the history of the country.

Turns out I was wrong.

RUSSIA!  RUSSIA!  RUSSIA! has been firmly supplanted by The Biden Crime family taking in tens of millions of dollars from foreign adversaries in their influence peddling enterprise…with the corrupt DOJ and FBI running interference for them all the while.

Piles of evidence mounting like the cellulite on Hillary Clinton’s thighs.  Ew.

And just think…

Think about the mountain of evidence that has been uncovered by the GOP-led House Oversight Committee vis-a-vis the Biden Crime Family.  And then think about how if the Republicans hadn’t won back the House in the 2022 midterms…by a paltry 5 seats…and were not in control of said commitmee.

We’d have nothing more than a mish-mash of random, disjointed evidence…albeit quite real….that the Dems and media would simply dismiss as Right Wing, Fox News conspiracy theory.

I often awaken at 3am in a cold sweat after THAT nightmare.  But alas, all is well in House Oversight Land.
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Two down, two to go.

Trump indictments, that is.

The BS case having something to do with that blast from the past, Stormy Daniels, brought by the NY DA who ran on “Getting Trump.”  Stormy Daniels??  WTF.  Did we all get transported back to 2016 during a REM-phase?

Next up…the recent documents case against Trump, which curiously barely even mentions documents because, well, Presidents have wide, almost absolute power to both possess and declassify documents under the Presidential Records Act.

Well, maybe NOT so curiously, as our current occupant of the White House has a “real” documents shit show of his own, that, like everything else related to the Biden’s, is being buried deeper than those poor schmucks in Pompeii a couple thousand years ago by that cranky old Mt. Vesuvius.

And two more on deck…some charge related to the Nancy Pelosi-enabled January 6th kerfuffle…”No Donald, I WON’T activate those 20,000 National Guard you’re begging me to”…seemingly being concocted in some legal laboratory like Grandpa Munster whipping up some magic potion in the dungeon to cure Herman’s erectile dysfunction. Continue reading →

A few weeks ago…and after 4+ years of investigation…Special Counsel John Durham FINALLY came out with his final report on the Russian Collusion hoax.  As scathing an indictment of the corrupt upper echelons of the FBI and DOJ as one can imagine.

“Yes Virginia, there IS a Deep State”…with apologies to Santa Claus.

Of course, we knew most of this corrupt plot over three years ago thanks to a smattering of legitimate investigative journalists, as well as various congressional investigations.

As for the fake news media lapdogs…they just simply don’t report things damaging to Biden or the Democrap party.  They ascribe to a slightly modified version of… “If a tree falls in a forest…”.  When Democrats engage in corruption, but the media doesn’t report it…did it REALLY happen?

Still, this report is tee’d up nicely for Republicans…particularly a certain orange haired, bronze-skinned one.  Re-injecting this menagerie of corruption into the public sphere on the cusp of the 2024 presidential campaign is a gift from the political Gods.

As they say, timing is everything. Continue reading →

It continues to boggle my mind how Corporate America…even though it kicks them in the balls at the bottom line EVERY F*CKING TIME…remains relentlessly and shamelessly obsessive about shoving Far Left cultural garbage down our throats 24/7.

Then they, and their Marxist brethren in the media and Democrap party slander patriotic, 1st Amendment loving Americans who doth protest too much with the usual array of vile adjectives…racist, bigot, this-phobic, that-phobic, yada, yada.

The all-too-familiar M.O.

Of course I’m referring to the recent dust up over at Anheuser-Busch, who curiously thought it was a good idea to completely insult and marginalize their loyal, Bud Light swilling customer base…largely consisting of blue collar, sports loving, and very likely, toxically masculine, red hat donning Trumpers.

That would be like Weight Watchers trashing fat chicks.  Or Joy Behar. Continue reading →

So, I’ll come out with a REAL blog in the very near future to vent about all the things pissing me off…not the least of which is walking into my favorite brewery the other day and they had no IPA’s ready to go.  Huh?

It’s like going to a ballgame and they’re out of hot dogs.  Or rummaging through the White House and not finding a SINGLE DEPENDS!!!

Like, WTF?  “HURRY, SOMEONE GET THE MOP!!!”…screamed the White House janitor.

Anyway, I’m sure everyone remembers that Chinese spy balloon that traversed the country a couple months ago, surveilling some of our most critical military bases, nuclear sites, etc.

Ya know…China…aka the personal piggy bank of the Biden Crime Family? Continue reading →

Deafening cries of BANANA REPUBLIC! abound.

I vehemently disagree.  Banana, my ass…more like a whole f*cking fruit salad.

As the Marxists, previously known as the Democrat Party, always seem to do…they’ve gone too far.  The Rubicon has been crossed…the horse is out of the barn…the toothpaste out of the tube.

Pick your cliche.

But let’s keep it real…is there a single person surprised by a corrupt, George Soros paid for, New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg who actually ran on “Getting Trump”…ya know, actually GETTING TRUMP??”

PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT!!!

Bragg is undoubtedly a disciple of Lavrentiy Beria, the most ruthless and longest serving secret police chief in Joseph Stalin’s reign of terror in Russia and Eastern Europe.  Beria boasted that he could prove criminal conduct on any innocent person…

“Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime.” Beria famously spewed. Continue reading →

Remember that old game show, To Tell The Truth?  No?  Actually dates back to 1956, and revived many times to the present day.  Eh, seems apropos for this blog title.

Anyway…The first, and most important political truth…100% of the time, when the Lefty a-holes wail phrases and words like “RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY THEORY!” and DEBUNKED!”…well…hope you’re sitting down for this bombshell…those things turn out to be true.  

EVERY.  COTTON.  PICKIN’.  TIME.   Is that racist?  The reference to cotton?  I need a woke cheat sheet.

Speaking of woke…Have I ever told you my pronouns are “F*ck” and “Off”?   Just felt the need to share that at this juncture.  But I digress…

Back to TRUTHS…A mere sampling…

Trump colluding with Russia was a left wing hoax?  TRUE

Hunter’s laptop is as real as Joe’s soiled Depends, and the censorship of said laptop story from the NY Post almost assuredly, as ALL polling suggests, swung the election to Biden?  TRUE

Covid leaked from the Wuhan Lab?  TRUE

Lockdowns and masks don’t work, and natural immunity is as good or better than the vaccine?  TRUE Continue reading →

Not sure if I’ve ever mentioned this, but I am a member of a group called “Central Florida 100,” which is a group of local folks who write either one or two 100-word opinion pieces weekly for the Orlando Sentinel.  All submittals are published on their website, and some are selected to be published in the opinion section of their Sunday print edition.

Most of the people that write these opinion pieces are local power brokers, ya know, President of this, CEO of that, longtime radio hosts, local and state legislators, etc.

And then there’s me.  They bill the group as “influential leaders” in the community.  I’ve never been “influential” nor a “leader” a single day in my life.  I find this hilarious…although is does lend me an air of credibility.  Another hilarious notion.

Anyway, I will also occasionally submit a longer-form commentary to the opinion editor, and I had my fourth one published a few weeks ago.  I believe you have to be a subscriber to see it, which precludes me from giving a link.  So I am just going to provide it here. Continue reading →

Greetings from Down Under!

No, no, no… I’m not passed out, laying DOWN UNDER a table in some seedy dive bar in Amsterdam’s red light district.

But good guess…not to mention overwhelmingly plausible.

I’m on a luxury, all-inclusive cruise, sailing around Australia and New Zealand.  Poor me.  Traveling there from the States was no picnic…especially that 15-hour leg from LA to Sydney.

Ok, ok…the day-and-a-half getting there was spent mostly between being pampered In Business Class and some insanely nice airport lounges…but it was still pretty f*cking brutal.  I truly felt horrible for folks having to do that shit in coach, and spending hours of layovers taking naps on some disgusting airport terminal floor.

Frankly, I’d rather be water-boarded naked while being forced to watch Michael Moore and Joy Behar doin’ the nasty.  Ew.  Only companies that manufacture barf bags could appreciate such vile imagery. Continue reading →

So, next time some little kid in your life asks you if Santa Claus is real, you can FINALLY exclaim enthusiastically…YES!!!…YES!!!…and not even be lying.

“Yes, little Jimmy, there is a Santa Claus.  His name is Elon.  And he’s given everyone in the entire country the SAME PRECIOUS GIFT!  FREE SPEECH!”

“BUT I WANTED A NEW BIKE!!”

Oh, shut up Jimmy and do your goddamn homework!”

Anyway…the systematic release by Musk of the so-called “Twitter Files,” exposing every f*cking piece of evidence that unequivocally proves the rank left wing censorship that’s been happening at Twitter forever…and almost assuredly swung the 2020 election to President Hair Sniffer.

We ALL knew it was happening.  At least those of us with hearing and eyesight just a smidge sharper than Helen Keller. Continue reading →