So, yours truly, Mr. Long-Winded, trying to do a “lightning round” will be as challenging as Dementia Joe walking up the Air Force One stairs, but here goes…

Gotta love after all these years, the U.N. actually declaring that their climate change models were wrong, and, ya know, MAYBE it’s not the “existential threat” we promised it was.   No shit, Sherlock.  What’s the next great Captain Obvious revelation, Nancy Pelosi and her big dumb husband are worth north of half a billion due to insider trading?

Remember reading about Rosa Parks, the black woman who refused to sit in the back of the bus back in the day, and became a civil rights icon?  Fake news.  She was a civil rights activist that basically staged the whole thing.  We need new f*cking history books.  Preferably ones not written by liberal, agenda-driven, faux “historians.”

Try as they might, appears as though the clear attempt by the Libs and the media to gin up fear vis-a-vis the Hantavirus and Ebola, which only spread by VERY close contact, bodily fluids (ew), etc…nothing like COVID…to parlay said fear into “WE MUST HAVE MASS MAIL IN VOTING FOR THE MIDTERMS!!!” has crashed and burned before it even got off the launchpad.  Try again, cheating assholes.

So, JD Vance and his fraud task force are identifying and stopping literally hundreds of billions of dollars of fraud…with those dirty f*cking Somalis in Minnesota being the mere tip of the iceberg.  But according to the retarded Left and media, it’s racist…or something…to go after it.  The national debt would be half or less if not for this shit the past 25 years.   Literally one of the biggest stories EVER in this country, but you sure wouldn’t know it.

The Libtard/Media Credo…Thou shalt not speak ill of shithole country illegal alien future Democrat voters, even if they rape, murder, and steal billions of your tax dollars.  

Despite European leaders’ denials that mass migration from certain countries had no connection with rising crime, a recent release by Denmark of their crime stats revealed almost ALL of their crime was committed by immigrants from the Middle East and Africa.  Crime from Denmark natives barely registered.  A mere blip. 

Nice to have the stats…but this is one of those things that you just innately know…like most folks that fly flags on their house are Republicans.

It really chaps my giblets when these Commie f*cks like Mamdani, Bernie, and AOC continue to blather on about the upper echelon of society paying their “fair share” of taxes. But if you ask them for a number, they stare at you blankly like the lying mental patients that they are.  They know, of course, that the top 1% pays 40%+ of taxes, the top 10% pays 70%+, and the bottom 50% pay almost nothing.  

So f*ck right off with your fair share bullshit.  I loathe these subversives…AND their retarded voters…with every fiber of my being.

At least AOC is good for a nice roll in the hay.  I’m not quite sure if those other Commie bastards have any redeeming features.

Quick mea culpa…when Democrat Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman first came on the scene…struggling post stroke…I thought he was just another Socialist POS.  I was SO wrong. I mean, sure he ends up voting a lot with Democrats.  But on big, common sense stuff like securing the border, supporting Trump’s efforts to keep Iran from getting nukes, unapologetically pro-Israel, and others…Fetterman is the ONLY Dem voting with Republicans…and takes massive shit for it.  

Ironic how the one Democrat with ACTUAL brain damage is the only one with any f*cking sense.

You see these violent protests against ICE happening in New Jersey?  These violent  motherf*ckers, mostly paid goons, are jonesing to create another viral video, à la Minneapolis, where they get some poor schlub ICE agent to fear for his (or her) life, and get blown away.  Lots of political mileage from such videos…the sole…and I mean sole…reason for any of this chaos funded by Socialist Globalist billionaires.

Once the Left won the George Floyd video lottery, they’ve been addicted.  Political crack. Fell right in their laps, too.  This drug addicted criminal croaks from an overdose, not because of Derek Chauvin, who’s now rotting in prison as a political prisoner.  Oh, have you not read the autopsy report?  I have.  The dude had enough fentanyl and shit tons of other drugs in his system to take down an entire drug addled homeless encampment…and zero evidence of asphyxiation.

Rosa Parks was lie.  Michael Brown/Hands up don’t shoot (remember that one?) was a lie. Now George Floyd.

I’m seeing a pattern here.