Finish The Job, Mr. President

Reasonable to say in most cases, diplomatic solutions are far preferable to military conflict. Also reasonable to say that doesn’t apply so much to the current conflict with Iran.

Ya think Iran being simply the biggest state sponsor of terror is bad?  Imagine they have nukes to wave over everyone’s head in perpetuity.  As untenable as it gets.  That happens, Bye Bye Israel in about 5 minutes.  Those bastards with a nuke would make 9/11 look like a mere Sunday stroll in Central Park.

Does anyone seriously think that a murderous regime like Iran, animals that just killed over 40,000 protesters as easily as they swipe right on their goat dating app, gives a chicken fried f*ck  about violating some “agreement” on a piece of paper? The only thing such regimes understand is brute force. Clearly, the extreme, historic ass kicking and economic Armageddon we’ve bestowed upon them with a vengeance hasn’t yet sent the message.

Despite Trump taking out multiple levels of their dirty, livestock f*cking leadership and virtually their entire military in about the time it takes me to crawl out of bed, take a dump, and have my morning coffee (not necessarily in that order), AND choke them out economically by blockading the Strait of Hormuz…they’re STILL talking shit, making threats, and wreaking havoc on the world economy by clogging up the free flow of oil.

An absolute Master’s class in lack of self-awareness and psychotic delusion.

Those Neanderthals clearly have a death wish. I say we play Charles Bronson and grant it to them.  And stop these ridiculous “negotiations” that these Iranian scammers use to do nothing but buy time. It’s been their playbook for decades. Have we f*cking learned nothing?

I keep hearing we’re “locked and loaded.” SO FINISH THE JOB, MR. PRESIDENT!!! And don’t stop until they hand over all nuclear material, centrifuges, etc., and allow the free flow of oil in the Strait of Hormuz, which is a goddamn international waterway anyway.

I mean, I’m not in the room, don’t know what’s being said behind closed doors, and typically trust Trump’s judgement, instincts, negotiation skills, and deal making completely. But Iran is completely dicking us around. I’m sorry, but we’re appeasing these mother*ckers by negotiating with them for weeks on end.

Churchill’s warnings about appeasing Hitler fell on deaf ears. And six million Jews paid for that appeasement.

As George Costanza once said…”they have no hand.”  Translated for the non-Seinfeld folks…they have no negotiating position.  Period.  It’s by the sheer grace of Trump that their entire shithole country isn’t a smoldering pile of nothing.  They have no choice but to bend to our will.

Here’s my guess…some “acceptable” agreement will revert the oil market and gas prices to some semblance of normalcy far quicker than the uncertainty of sustained military action.  The mid-terms are coming like a freight train, and folks are mighty pissed off about $4.50 gas.  After the mid-terms, when (not if) Iran violates the “agreement,”  we can finally pound the last bit of shit out of them.

Bigger picture, Trump continues to play six-dimensional chess while his opponents play with themselves. This latest, but necessary, Iran diversion is simply one cog in a multi-faceted strategy that is completely changing the world order in lightning speed.

Beyond the obvious Middle East remake, Trump largely dismantles the China/Russia/Iran/North Korea Axis of Evil influence and swiftly growing presence in the our own backyard, AKA the Western Hemisphere. Like a fed up old dude yelling at some kid to GET THE F*CK OFF MY LAWN!

Choking off large swaths of China’s oil supply from both Venezuela and Iran. Having the U.S., not China rapidly build a significant presence and influence in strategically located Greenland. Expelling China from basically running the Panama Canal.

And Cuba’s next.  I can already smell those glorious cigars.

And one more thing…for Dumbocraps who are whining about the temporary spike in oil and gas prices, but were completely silent when President Poopy Pants drove up prices even higher in perpetuity…and on purpose…because of fake climate change, I have one sincere message…

F off, hypocrites.

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