When I think of Bob Mueller, I can’t help but harken back to just a few short years ago, when people used to bow at the altar of his buddy, Jim Comey. And fawningly spew nonsense like, “Comey has the most integrity in the room.”
There’s never a barf bag around when you need it.
Well, if it’s a room full of self-absorbed, narcissistic, unethical hacks…I might be on board with that sentiment.
We’ve now heard the same friggin’ rubbish about Bob Mueller for the past two years, but he has shown to be nothing more than Comey’s Mini Me…wallowing around in the same unethical, DC mucky swamp.
DC, an acronym for Dirty Cops, of course.
Yet, both sides of the aisle did nothing but sing his praises…his integrity, objectiveness, non-partisanship.
“Gag me with a spoon,” said the Valley Girl.
Anyway…when The Magnificent Man of Mystery Mueller himself unexpectedly stepped before the cameras last week to make a statement, it was for one reason, and one reason only.
But let’s step back for a moment. None of this had anything to do with Truth, Justice, and the American Way. It had everything to do with undoing the 2016 election.
Under the initial guise of investigating Russian meddling in our election, Mueller and his band of Trump-Hating Angry Democrats attempted to move Heaven and Earth to tie Trump to conspiring with Russia in that dirty deed.
Except there was no evidence because…well, it was a corruptly conceived scam, and simply never happened. They set up a political fishing expedition for themselves under a facade of legality, and instead of reeling in a juicy 15-pound bass, they hooked a stinky old mud-filled boot.
No Collusion. No Nothing. The Proverbial Goose Egg.
Like a kid expecting a shiny red Schwinn on Christmas morning…instead, scoring a box full of socks and tidy whities.
DAMMIT!
Anyway, this ridiculous statement by Mueller…who took zero questions…was for no other purpose than to personally deliver the Dem’s parting gift.
No, NOT a lifetime supply of Rice-A-Roni.
OBSTRUCTION!
AKA, crack for the House Democrat impeachment junkies.
Complete nonsense of course. Mueller ridiculously says, well…I can’t say Trump illegally obstructed justice…But then again…I can’t say he didn’t, wink, wink.
If that’s not crapping on America’s entire system of jurisprudence, I don’t know what is.
WTF COUNTRY IS THIS, ANYWAY!?
You know what, Bobby? You got the goods on Trump? Then bring it. But you don’t. Because the whole thing was fake. You know it…and the whole country knows it.
Like the Wall Street Journal put so aptly…Mueller wants “an impeachment inquiry to charge Donald Trump with obstructing an investigation that wasn’t obstructed into a conspiracy that didn’t exist.”
So, Mueller’s “statement” simply gave the final seal of approval for impeaching his White Whale for Obstruction, while also indicating that if you think he’s going to provide Congressional testimony…WELL, YOU CAN JUST FORGET IT, MISTER!
And why would he? He’d clearly rather have bamboo chips shoved under his fingernails than answer ANY questions from Republicans.
Hmmm…Let’s see…
How long ago did you know there was no collusion, and why did you let Trump twist in the wind so long…damaging his presidency and hurting the country in the process?
With the mountain of evidence already in the public domain essentially proving that this whole Russian collusion investigation was falsely and corruptly predicated…including clear FISA court abuses…why did you not investigate ANY of it?
Ya know…shit like that.
Anyway, now it’s AG Bill Barr’s turn. He’s at the plate, and The Deep State is a hanging curve.
Even non-baseball fans know what happens next.
I think I would respond to this the same way Joe Pesci responded to the opening statement in the trial in My Cousin Vinny: “Everything you just read here is total BS!”
Trump-hating angry Democrats.. does your TV even pick up any channels besides Fox News?
If you run through a stoplight but there is no concrete evidence, does that mean it didn’t happen? Of course not. We do know that Trumps demon spawn hosted Russians in a meeting seeking dirt on HRC then openly lied about it. We know that on multiple occasions Trump aspired to end or influence the investigation. Criminal collusion or obstruction? Not enough hard proof, but if you don’t think there was enough real signs to investigate you are color blind to anything that isn’t a red hat.
By your argument, without a conviction or hard evidence, it isn’t a crime. That’s the same argument Casey Anthony used. Very appropriate since she is about as honest and full of integrity as our President.