Thanks to the looney left and their submissive media whores, good old fashioned “political spin” has, long ago, morphed into nothing but 24/7 lies and gaslighting.

To prove this for the 847th friggin’ time, one must look no further than the recent legislative excrement regurgitated by the Senate, in a futile, but phony, attempt at some sort of immigration legislation.

This recent abomination of a bill, a product of a bipartisan effort of a few Senators, would effectively codify an open border, allowing a DAILY average of 5,000 encounters in a week…or 8,500 IN A SINGLE DAY.  At those points, the President has the “authority”…not “requirement”…but “authority” to shut down the border.

Wow, who wrote the first draft of THAT legislative vomit, the drug cartels?

It’s like some state saying that…even though murder is illegal…we’re gonna allow 10 murders a month…but, boy oh boy, on that 11th murder…WE’RE GONNA REALLY CRACK DOWN!!! Continue reading →

Man, there’s so much crazy shit going on…and I want to comment on all of it.  I guess that would make me a “serial” commenter.

As opposed to if I said, “Boy, I used to love that Captain Crunch,” or “Didn’t you find Count Chocula a bit, ya know, light in his loafers…if not steeped in gayness?  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  In which case I’d be a “cereal” commenter.  Right?  See what I did there?

OK, collective eye roll noted.  Moving quickly along…

So, a few things really made me laugh my ass off recently.  That corrupt little troll Anthony Fauci came clean on some of his Covid lies…like the virus DID likely come from a lab…DUH!…and apparently not the result of a horny little centipede banging a wombat.  Ew.

And that the infamous “6-foot distancing” rule was based on precisely no science, and in his words, “sort of just appeared.”

But don’t expect a single goddamn apology to the millions of people who were literally censored and kicked off of various social media platforms, or otherwise canceled, for simply suggesting such sacrilege a couple years ago. Continue reading →

What the F will it take for literally every person on the planet…notwithstanding leftist nutbags who bow at the altar of extreme Progressive ideology…to finally see that the entire DEI movement, Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion…I get nauseated just writing it…is the biggest phony, purposely divisive, political battering ram ever concocted?

OK, maybe neck & neck with Climate Change alarmism.

Because if the reaction of Jew hating Leftists around the globe in the aftermath of the abject horror of the October 7th attack on Israel…a modern day Holocaust…doesn’t do it…you’re a hopeless and worthless piece of dog squeeze.

We all know the gory detail.  And if I hear the word “beheading” one more time, I’m gonna puke.

We all watched in horror as the sub-human Marxists worldwide marched for the beasts of Hamas, screaming “Death to Israel,” Kill the Jews,” and “Hitler was Right.”

OK, one might expect this sort of crap from some of the shit hole, Jew-Hating countries in the Middle East…but in every major city in America?  On virtually every college campus?  All over Europe?  Australia?  Collectively, millions of people? Continue reading →

As my better half always reminds me, I’m no spring chicken.  But in my rather lengthy lifetime…and as sure as Dementia Joe’s nutsack does a half gainer into the commode water every time he sits down for his weekly dump…the entire world has NEVER EVER been on fire like it is right now.

And Biden lit the match.

But hey…let’s all kneel down together and…PREACH WITH ME BROTHERS AND SISTERS!…OH, LORDY LORDY…thank Almighty God we no longer have to wake up to those tweets calling Rosie O’Donnell a fat pig.  Or some other calorically challenged Progressive…or Republican presidential candidate from New Jersey.

I mean, the scale doesn’t lie.  Just sayin’.

So, swapping peace and prosperity to avoid a few “mean”…but often knee-slappingly funny…tweets?  Hmmm…apparently, these TDS mental defectives need to add “Art of the Deal” to their summer reading list, because as “deals” go…THAT’s a f*cking stinker all day long.

It’s akin to the Red Sox trading Babe Ruth to the Yankees way back in 1920 for a few bucks and a bag of balls.  Or in Biden’s case, a bag of bones.

Ok, I’m meandering.  Focus, focus… Continue reading →

I’ve expressed my outrage in no uncertain terms for years about Democrat Party Progressives, Marxists, Fascists, whatever you want to effing call them.

On the heels of Hamas committing unspeakable and unprovoked atrocities against Jews in Israel…a modern day Holocaust…I’ll call them sub-human pieces of shit.  As opposed to O.J’s glove, seems to fit quite nicely, thank you very much.

Ya know, we all expect 24/7 anti-Semitic bullshit from the Marxist bitches of the so-called “Squad”…ya know, AOC and her band of Merry Jew Haters…Terrorist lovers who not only refuse to condemn raping and killing of women, burning people alive, slaughtering the elderly, and the mutilation and beheading of babies…but they actually condemn Israel and support these vile, sub-human terrorists.

As nauseating as it is incomprehensible.  And in the midst of this modern day Holocaust…knowing Israel will unleash Holy Hell on these animals for the unprovoked atrocities carried out against their peace-loving people…Jew Haters worldwide implore Israel to show “restraint” and “proportionality.”   The Squad screaming CEASE FIRE!!!

Yeah.  Like telling the U.S. to show “restraint” and “proportionality” after 9/11.  I don’t think so.  The only proper context for that word is a woman telling her plastic surgeon to make sure her new boobs are…ya know…proportional.

Lest anyone think working in a boob reference to this subject is easy…it isn’t.

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Today’s American Marxists…formerly known as the DemocRAT Party…are in the midst of racing towards the most ginormous political miscalculation of all time.

Of course, I’m referring to the shit show that is the southern border.  Open wider than some hooker’s legs during NYC’s fleet week.

Jesus, that was in poor taste.  I humbly apologize for such an unnecessarily crude analogy.

Anyway…this is literally destroying the country.  If I made a list of everyone that sees this destruction clearly, that list would include Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles.

Because, ya know, they’re blind, and…oh hell, you get the joke.

It’s f*cking incomprehensible.  I mean, President Hair Sniffer hadn’t even christened the Oval Office commode before he canceled virtually every border protection initiative masterfully employed by the Trump administration. Continue reading →

Well, the bastards FINALLY got their trophy kill.  Their White Whale.

The infamous Trump mugshot.  Indictment after indictment…arrest after arrest.  And no mugshot?  Until now?

Everyone knows the primary purpose of a mugshot is to assist in identifying and locating someone that might flee after being released on bail.

Ok…but DONALD TRUMP?  An ex-President?  A flight risk?  Arguably the most famous, recognizable dude on the planet?  Where’s HE gonna flee?  To some sound proof, underground bunker at Mar-A-Lago…draped in gold, and outfitted with a top-of-the-line golf simulator and a stripper pole?

Shit, that sounds friggin’ awesome!  Ok, focus, focus… Continue reading →

When I’m wrong, I’m big enough to admit it.  I have written incessantly about how the made up Russian collusion scam was the biggest scandal in the history of the country.

Turns out I was wrong.

RUSSIA!  RUSSIA!  RUSSIA! has been firmly supplanted by The Biden Crime family taking in tens of millions of dollars from foreign adversaries in their influence peddling enterprise…with the corrupt DOJ and FBI running interference for them all the while.

Piles of evidence mounting like the cellulite on Hillary Clinton’s thighs.  Ew.

And just think…

Think about the mountain of evidence that has been uncovered by the GOP-led House Oversight Committee vis-a-vis the Biden Crime Family.  And then think about how if the Republicans hadn’t won back the House in the 2022 midterms…by a paltry 5 seats…and were not in control of said commitmee.

We’d have nothing more than a mish-mash of random, disjointed evidence…albeit quite real….that the Dems and media would simply dismiss as Right Wing, Fox News conspiracy theory.

I often awaken at 3am in a cold sweat after THAT nightmare.  But alas, all is well in House Oversight Land.
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Two down, two to go.

Trump indictments, that is.

The BS case having something to do with that blast from the past, Stormy Daniels, brought by the NY DA who ran on “Getting Trump.”  Stormy Daniels??  WTF.  Did we all get transported back to 2016 during a REM-phase?

Next up…the recent documents case against Trump, which curiously barely even mentions documents because, well, Presidents have wide, almost absolute power to both possess and declassify documents under the Presidential Records Act.

Well, maybe NOT so curiously, as our current occupant of the White House has a “real” documents shit show of his own, that, like everything else related to the Biden’s, is being buried deeper than those poor schmucks in Pompeii a couple thousand years ago by that cranky old Mt. Vesuvius.

And two more on deck…some charge related to the Nancy Pelosi-enabled January 6th kerfuffle…”No Donald, I WON’T activate those 20,000 National Guard you’re begging me to”…seemingly being concocted in some legal laboratory like Grandpa Munster whipping up some magic potion in the dungeon to cure Herman’s erectile dysfunction. Continue reading →

A few weeks ago…and after 4+ years of investigation…Special Counsel John Durham FINALLY came out with his final report on the Russian Collusion hoax.  As scathing an indictment of the corrupt upper echelons of the FBI and DOJ as one can imagine.

“Yes Virginia, there IS a Deep State”…with apologies to Santa Claus.

Of course, we knew most of this corrupt plot over three years ago thanks to a smattering of legitimate investigative journalists, as well as various congressional investigations.

As for the fake news media lapdogs…they just simply don’t report things damaging to Biden or the Democrap party.  They ascribe to a slightly modified version of… “If a tree falls in a forest…”.  When Democrats engage in corruption, but the media doesn’t report it…did it REALLY happen?

Still, this report is tee’d up nicely for Republicans…particularly a certain orange haired, bronze-skinned one.  Re-injecting this menagerie of corruption into the public sphere on the cusp of the 2024 presidential campaign is a gift from the political Gods.

As they say, timing is everything. Continue reading →