Man, there’s so much crazy shit going on…and I want to comment on all of it. I guess that would make me a “serial” commenter.
As opposed to if I said, “Boy, I used to love that Captain Crunch,” or “Didn’t you find Count Chocula a bit, ya know, light in his loafers…if not steeped in gayness? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. In which case I’d be a “cereal” commenter. Right? See what I did there?
OK, collective eye roll noted. Moving quickly along…
So, a few things really made me laugh my ass off recently. That corrupt little troll Anthony Fauci came clean on some of his Covid lies…like the virus DID likely come from a lab…DUH!…and apparently not the result of a horny little centipede banging a wombat. Ew.
And that the infamous “6-foot distancing” rule was based on precisely no science, and in his words, “sort of just appeared.”
But don’t expect a single goddamn apology to the millions of people who were literally censored and kicked off of various social media platforms, or otherwise canceled, for simply suggesting such sacrilege a couple years ago.
This is no revelation, though…lest anyone forget that thru multiple congressional hearings…in many of which Fauci was severely bitch slapped by Kentucky Senator Rand Paul…Fauci was exposed as having said one thing publicly, and the complete opposite privately, vis-a-vis mask effectiveness, natural immunity, and the virus coming from a lab.
God, I hate these vile, gaslighting Commie f*ckwads. You have no idea.
Reminds me of that old Jackson Browne song, “Doctor My Eyes.” Except with Fauci, it’s “Doctor My Ass.”
And speaking of asses, assume you’re familiar with Progressive Trump-Hating Fulton County Georgia DA, Fat “Fani” Willis? Ya know, one of the card carrying members of the cult of Trump-hating prosecutors who pull novel, untested legal theories out of their ass, cobbling together various obscure and inapplicable legal statutes, with which to interfere with the 2024 election and put Trump in jail for like 700 years?
Anyway, turns out this corrupt broad is banging her reportedly highly unqualified lead prosecutor, Nathan Wade, who she paid almost a million bucks. Far above the normal rate. And he brought her on lavish trips with the money she (over)paid to him.
Can you say…prosecutorial misconduct?
Oh yeah, he’s also getting divorced, and Fat Fani has been subpoenaed in the divorce proceedings. Sounds like a trashy Netflix series…and a shit ton of effort just to get laid.
Not that I’m necessarily criticizing that latter point.
Anyway, given this dude’s name, there’s a whole bunch of good “Nathan’s Hot Dog” jokes that I have, quite reluctantly, chosen to forgo so as not to sully this brilliant political commentary with cheap, juvenile wisecracks draped in sexual innuendo.
Why start now?…said everyone who’s ever read my blog. Or known me for five minutes.
Quite predictably, when Ms. Willis finally addressed this scandal publicly, she wasted no time in blaming it all on racism (yes, they’re both black)…although denied none of it.
For the love of God, can these Progressive mental defective jerk offs just give us the very short list of everything that ISN’T racist? Just in the spirit of saving time. I mean, NONE of us are getting any f*cking younger.
Hopefully they used some sort of birth control. All we need is another corrupt America-hating Progressive running around screaming their goddamn pronouns at us.
So, Trump wins the Iowa caucus in historic fashion, by like 30%. A RECORD! Our Donald LOVES records, doesn’t he?
Not I-O-WA….more like I-O-WOW! I know, corny. Couldn’t resist.
Shit, if he had another indictment or two, he might’ve won by 50%. Think those Dem blowhard MFers have figured out yet the unbeatable Orange monster they’ve spawned?
Nah, me neither.
Anyway, just wanted to quickly acknowledge that epic victory…will be writing extensively on the GOP primaries as they progress, and Trump races to the nomination. Don’t blink, you might miss it.
Man, this one’s a total knee slapper. Seems the good folks at the Hertz rental car company have gotten rid of every electric vehicle in their fleet, because, well…NOBODY WANTED TO F*CKING RENT THEM!
And why would they?
Yeah, I’m in a strange town, and I’m gonna rent an EV when it’s easier to friggin’ find Waldo than a charging station…and God forbid it’s cold outside, and the thing won’t charge anyway.
EV batteries are like penises. It’s like the automobile version of shrinkage. I WAS IN THE POOL, I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
Hey, don’t get me wrong…I love Elon Musk, I love EV’s…they’re technological marvels. You want the reality? They’re owned primarily as novelties by wealthy, elite, virtue signaling Libtards who, by necessity, also own gas powered vehicles. And I know a few personally.
But…OK, fine. No problem with that whatsoever. It’s just the reality. Don’t kill the messenger.
And this comes on the heels of Ford losing about $4 billion on EV’s in 2023, forcing them to significantly pull back on production.
It’s both the beauty and strength of America. In our capitalist system, the market has spoken. And the market just told Biden to F Off.
Did you see all those stories about these supercharging stations in frigid Chicago and around the Midwest that are literally EV graveyards because it’s too effing cold to charge these things?
Who are these assholes kidding? Nobody with an IQ over the speed limit on my cul- de-sac, that’s who.
And what they purposely fail to tell you is that not only could our current, antiquated electric grids NOT handle the electricity demand if massive numbers of folks owned EV’s…resulting in regular blackouts all over the country (see California)…but the majority of THAT electricity is generated by…you guessed it…fossil fuels, including gobs of filthy, dirty coal.
Just to pile on a bit more, because that’s what we do here…these EV batteries cause massive environmental problems upon disposal. And our greatest geopolitical foe, China, is poised to win the economic Power Ball by dominating the market in both EV battery and car production.
Um…generally not a good idea to go out of your way to enrich your greatest geopolitical foe. More money = more power = more aggression.
Let’s see…Biden enriched Iran and Russia, and it spawned two wars. Trump squeezed them via various policies and sanctions, neutering them financially. No wars.
Back in the old days, they called that cause and effect.
Quick riddle. Who kisses Dicatators’ asses, Biden or Trump? Hint: It ain’t Trump.
So, Biden’s entire “green agenda” is wonderfully cratering faster than his cognitive abilities, and libido. The latter according to a quite thrilled fake Dr. Jill. Guess she’s not into necrophilia.
And ditto for that overtly racist DEI shit.
A green agenda..pushed under the guise of phony climate change alarmism…that was never anything more than a big political money and power grab to remake the world economy in the Socialist, globalist vision…which would do nothing but destroy economies, and massively lower standards of living and life expectancy around the globe.
P.T. Barnum was right. There’s a sucker born every minute. Although not sure he realized he was talking about Democrat voters.