So, I’ll come out with a REAL blog in the very near future to vent about all the things pissing me off…not the least of which is walking into my favorite brewery the other day and they had no IPA’s ready to go. Huh?
It’s like going to a ballgame and they’re out of hot dogs. Or rummaging through the White House and not finding a SINGLE DEPENDS!!!
Like, WTF? “HURRY, SOMEONE GET THE MOP!!!”…screamed the White House janitor.
Anyway, I’m sure everyone remembers that Chinese spy balloon that traversed the country a couple months ago, surveilling some of our most critical military bases, nuclear sites, etc.
Ya know…China…aka the personal piggy bank of the Biden Crime Family?
I’ve written a few politically themed poems in the past, primarily for my own silly entertainment. So, along those same lines, I felt compelled to rewrite the lyrics of that old “balloon themed” song, “Up, Up, and Away,” a song written by Jimmy Webb and recorded in 1967 by The 5th Dimension…eventually reaching #7 on Billboard’s Hot 100, and #1 in Canada and Australia.
Wrote this a while ago, so wanted to publish before it grows too much hair. Again, this was mostly for my own amusement…but if it makes a few folks chuckle, it’ll be all the more worthwhile.
Obviously, singing it in your head as you read the lyrics will add immensely to the experience.
Enjoy!
[Verse 1]
Would you like to fly in the Chinese spy balloon,
Would you like to spy in the Chinese spy balloon
Oh, oh, China knows that Biden’s weak and cannot speak,
But he can lie (and he might die)…da, da, da, da, da!
[Chorus]
Up, up and away,
My Chinese spy, My
Chinese spy balloon.
[Verse 2]
Biden’s China’s bitch,
So they’re floating spy balloons.
Biden’s compromised, taking millions from those goons,
Hunter opened doors, corruption soars, now they’re not poor,
What crooked whores (crooked whores)…da, da, da, da, da!
[Chorus]
Up, up and away,
My Chinese spy, My
Chinese spy balloon.
[Verse 3]
Joe knew Hunter’s deals,
He’s a crooked, senile loon.
The latop’s very real, all the lying will end soon,
Twitter censored it, Trump had a fit, lost by a nit,
Joe’s dumb as shit (dumb as shit)…HIS VOTERS TOO!!!
[Chorus]
Up, up and away,
My Chinese spy, My
Chinese spy balloon.
Balloon…