I was planning on really getting into the weeds of Joe Biden’s orgy of public corruption over his almost 50 years…yeah, you read that right…in the DC Swamp.

But no need to get too wonky given the embarrassingly prima facie nature of this corruption perpetrated by Joe and son Hunter Biden.  I reckon just the Reader’s Digest or Cliff’s Notes version will suffice.

Seriously…would ANY of us have gotten through high school and college without Cliff’s Notes?

To be fair to Sleepy, Creepy Joe…and we here at The Drunken Republican are slaves to fairness…he’s probably no more or less of a swamp creature than the rest of ‘em, generally speaking.

Although, I guess that’s like saying…well, Ted Bundy’s NO WORSE than Jeffrey Dahmer.

And I know of what I speak…You see, I just got done with Hillary Clinton’s latest literary endeavor…”Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Selling Your High Level Office But Were Afraid To Ask.” Continue reading →

Jesus, I don’t even know where to start.

Donald Trump, guilty of yet ANOTHER concocted “scandal,” so say the “guilty before proven innocent” Democrats as they take another hit from their impeachment crack pipe.

HE CAN’T FIRE JIM COMEY!!! IMPEACH!!!

RUSSIAN COLLUSION!!! IMPEACH!!!

OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!!! IMPEACH!!!

MICHAEL COHEN AND STORMY DANIELS!!! IMPEACH!!!

HE VIOLATED THE EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE!!! IMPEACH!!!

Jesus, they’ve literally been trying to impeach The Donald BEFORE he was even inaugurated.

Mull that unhinged psychosis through your coconut a few times. Continue reading →

My sincerest apologies for not posting anything last week.  You see…in the fantasy world in which I live, people actually noticed.

So humor an old guy, would ya?

Anyway, I ventured out to the Rocky Mountains in Colorado in an attempt to rid myself of the stress of this political blogging pressure-cooker.

I was successful for the most part…although it may have just been the thin air at the 9,000 foot altitude in Breckenridge that got me loopy.

Lots of incredible hiking, brewery hopping, and good food along the way.

I even stumbled into some place called Green Dragon that I THOUGHT had something to do with Asian cuisine.  Next thing I knew, I was sucking on some pretty tasty blue raspberry Jolly Rancher-like things that made me all happy and tingly.

Anyway…back to the grind… Continue reading →

I don’t praise Far Left Democrats very often.  OK…never.

For obvious reasons.

But I’m gonna go a bit against the grain here.

Oh sure, we ALL know they’re just GREAT at things like safe space interior decorating, pussy-hat speed-knitting, and Chick-Fil-A boycotts.

BTW…I’ve literally never met a person that doesn’t LOVE the food at Chick-Fil-A.  Or when they say…with enthusiastic conviction, mind you…”My Pleasure” at the drive-thru window.

Anyway…here’s where I REALLY admire their skills…where it REALLY matters…

MESSAGING.

With regard to “messaging,” the Lefties are the ‘27 Yankees.  The Republicans?

The lovable, laughable…but lowly…’62 Mets. Continue reading →

Unbridled arrogance.  Unethical narcissist.  Self-righteous liar.

I could go on, but I’ve run out of unflattering adjectives.

That would be my reply if someone dared to ask me to describe Jim Comey.

Investigation #1…DOJ Inspector General Michael Horowitz said Comey was completely insubordinate with regard to his actions related to Hillary Clinton’s Great Disappearing Email Caper.

Investigation #2 by IG Horowitz…the results of which were released last week…found him to be guilty of lying (lack of “candor” in government-speak), improperly leaking confidential information, and violating a plethora of FBI policies with impunity.

OK, I added “impunity” for dramatic effect.  STILL accurate.

The report was as scathing as Joe Biden is confused.

A lying, leaking loser…just like Trump said all along.

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In my best Jerry Seinfeld voice…”What’s the deal with THESE women?”

The “Squad.”  Who else.  

Let’s come up with a NEW name for those wackos.  I have a few interesting suggestions…but the children need to leave the room first.

Anyway…riddle me this…

Would you welcome, with open arms, a potential visitor to your house that is openly hostile toward you…in fact, wants to destroy you…and would gleefully piss in your cornflakes the second they cross the threshold?

Of course you wouldn’t.  

And neither would Israel.  Ya know…Israel?  Probably our most strategically important ally on the planet?

Yeah.  THAT Israel. Continue reading →

Did you know…

…that this is my 150th blog post?  Three years and running.  Now, before you start asking yourself “Why should I give a shit?”…consider the significance of that very interesting number…

For instance…

It takes three 150 pound humans to equal one Michael Moore.

If you take 150 and divide by two, you get Maxine Waters’ IQ.

I could go on…but mercifully, I won’t.

Onward and upward…

THE TOLERANT LEFT STRIKES AGAIN!!!

Nope…not ANOTHER poor schlub getting the bejeezus beaten out of him…or maybe a steamy plate of curly cheese fries dumped on his head at some greasy spoon by a psychotic, violence-prone Lefty for the unforgivable crime against humanity of sporting a red MAGA hat.

Good guess, though. Continue reading →

I am so f*cking sick and tired of people calling Donald Trump a racist.

OK, so I have a penchant for bluntness if you haven’t noticed.

But I completely understand.  It’s just one of the many sharp instruments in the Destroy Trump Toolbox that the pathetic Leftists desperately rifle through like a kindergartener furiously searching for magenta in the crayon box.

I mean, go all the way back the 2016 campaign.  First, it was the parade of women the #MeToo Mongers hunted down and dragged out to swear on a stack of hotel bibles that The Donald might have brushed up against their left boob 25 years ago at a party.

Or was it the right one in an elevator?

Eh, who can even remember?

Strike One! Continue reading →

So…while only losers like me watched the entire five hours of Bob Mueller’s testimony last week like it was the seventh game of the World Series…you certainly must have seen some of it…at least the highlights…or lowlights, as it were.

Mueller looking old, confused, and in big time need of a hearing aid would not have escaped even Helen Keller on her WORST day.

Although I must admit, he DID have enough presence of mind to rebuke attempts by desperate Dem lawmakers to simply get him to read passages verbatim from his stupid, biased Russian Election Interference/Collusion report.

Basically, use him like the beloved class floozy back in the 11th grade.

But that coveted sound bite never came.  Dammit!

Have you ever SEEN such schmucks?  Me neither…
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OK Alex, I’ll take Leftist Lunacy for 200.

Intellectually dishonest hypocrites.  Raving lunatics.  America hating leg-wetters.

What are three attributes of today’s liberal?

Correct!

Uh…sorry…just got lost in myself for a moment, pretending to be the guy that writes questions and answers for Jeopardy.

And if there is ANY doubt in ANYONE’S mind as to the accuracy of that little answer/question combo, look no further than the reaction of the Left to Trump’s so-called “deportation raids.”

Note to Libs:  Treating the rule of law like your own personal latrine will do nothing to enhance your rapidly diminishing chances in 2020.

Just sayin’. Continue reading →