Man, there’s so much crazy shit going on…and I want to comment on all of it. I guess that would make me a “serial” commenter.
As opposed to if I said, “Boy, I used to love that Captain Crunch,” or “Didn’t you find Count Chocula a bit, ya know, light in his loafers…if not steeped in gayness? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. In which case I’d be a “cereal” commenter. Right? See what I did there?
OK, collective eye roll noted. Moving quickly along…
So, a few things really made me laugh my ass off recently. That corrupt little troll Anthony Fauci came clean on some of his Covid lies…like the virus DID likely come from a lab…DUH!…and apparently not the result of a horny little centipede banging a wombat. Ew.
And that the infamous “6-foot distancing” rule was based on precisely no science, and in his words, “sort of just appeared.”
But don’t expect a single goddamn apology to the millions of people who were literally censored and kicked off of various social media platforms, or otherwise canceled, for simply suggesting such sacrilege a couple years ago. Continue reading