Well, the bastards FINALLY got their trophy kill. Their White Whale.
The infamous Trump mugshot. Indictment after indictment…arrest after arrest. And no mugshot? Until now?
Everyone knows the primary purpose of a mugshot is to assist in identifying and locating someone that might flee after being released on bail.
Ok…but DONALD TRUMP? An ex-President? A flight risk? Arguably the most famous, recognizable dude on the planet? Where’s HE gonna flee? To some sound proof, underground bunker at Mar-A-Lago…draped in gold, and outfitted with a top-of-the-line golf simulator and a stripper pole?
Shit, that sounds friggin’ awesome! Ok, focus, focus…
Anyway…what the f*ck would you expect from another illegitimate, bullshit indictment, delivered by an illegitimate, bullshit DA in Fulton County Georgia…some Trump hating black chick by the name of Fani Willis, with a chip on her shoulder the size of the Grand F*cking Canyon.
This bitch ran on “getting Trump,” like that crooked DA in Manhattan, Fat Alvin Bragg, ran on “getting Trump,” like Obama, Biden, the Democrats, and Media have lived and breathed every day for the past eight years to “get Trump.”
Famed Constitutional expert, lifelong Democrat, and unwavering Civil Libertarian Alan Dershowitz even wrote a book called…you guessed it…”GET TRUMP.”
I thought targeted prosecutions were illegal in this county. Do we even have a f*cking Constitution anymore?
And most profoundly disturbing is when you juxtapose all of this against the pure, unadulterated, and prima facia government corruption, the protection of the Biden Crime Family by a corrupt DOJ and FBI, like a f*cking Praetorian Guard, and a complete and purposeful lack of interest by the Dem’s adoring, water-carrying media whores.
Anyway…Not gonna bore you with the corrupt particulars of yet another bullshit, banana republic, political prosecution…except to quote the aforementioned Alan Dershowitz…The Tom Brady of Constitutional Law, who, by his own admission, has never, and would never, vote for Trump.
And remember, the whole basis of this Communist-like legal enema is a simple phone call to a Georgia official, asking him to “find” votes.
Says Dershowitz, “If I were a defense lawyer in this case, I would start with that phone call. It’s the most exculpatory piece of evidence…The word ‘find’ has a dictionary meaning. It means they’re there, they’re there to be found. Just please look hard and look for them. That’s what we did in Florida. We thought there were enough votes that could put Gore over the top.”
(Dershowitz represented Al Gore during the 2000 presidential, post-election Florida debacle).
The overall strategy, of course, which Dershowitz himself has articulated, is to throw 91 felony counts against Trump, and surely get at least a few quick convictions via nearly 100% Trump-hating Democrat juries and lefty, progressive judges in deep blue jurisdictions like DC, Manhattan, and Fulton county.
Jury of your peers, my ass.
And zero concern of any reversals on appeal that would happen AFTER the election.
The “approach is to get him before the election, convict him before the election, and he wins on appeal…that’s tomorrow’s news,” said Dershowitz.
Crooked-ass F*cks. 2016…2020…2024. A hat-trick of straight-up, state and media sponsored election interference.
But back to that glorious mugshot.
These subversive lefty lobotomy patients have no idea what they’ve just unleashed with this mugshot. The proverbial dog that actually catches the car.
I was pissed off about it initially, because the mugshot was completely unnecessary and served no coherent purpose…it was solely to humiliate and embarrass Trump. Yes, pissed off…until I saw it, and pondered it for a few nanoseconds.
Trump’s scowl and piercing eyes simply say, “Bring it on, assholes.” This will vault immediately to the top of other culturally iconic mugshots. Ya know…Frank Sinatra. Martin Luther King Jr. Tiger Woods.
Martha Stewart!!!
And is there anyone in the universe who likes being NUMBER 1 more than THE BIG, BAD ORANGE MAN?
I can hear it now…GREATEST MUGSHOT EVER!!! AN ALL-TIME RECORD!!!
They’ve created a goddamn monster. FrankenTrump. We’re talking Street Cred up the wazoo…total Gangsta shit. Full on martyrdom. The political James Dean…leather jacket, motorcycle, slicked back (orange) hair…ya know, one of the cool kids.
Don’t believe me? I’ll remind you that as we speak, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog are BFF’s. I rest my case.
Embarrass? Humiliate? BAHAHAHAHA! Nice try, douchebags.
I know, I know…works both ways, I get it. With this mugshot, corrupt DA Fat Fani Willis just gave every Trump-hating Marxist…and establishment Republican…on the planet simultaneous toe-curling orgasms.
Well, maybe not Mitch McConnell. Ew.
And all without any genital contact. Quite a trick.
IN YOUR FACE, DAVID COPPERFIELD!”
Wow, did I just write all that? Sick bastard, that Drunken Republican guy.
Quick aside…if you’re gonna stock up on Trump mugshot merch like yours truly, buy it from a Trump campaign website. Another part of this scammer strategy is to bleed his campaign funds dry for legal defense.
Like, don’t go on Etsy and add an “unofficial” mugshot t-shirt to your bedazzled, monogrammed, glow-in-the-dark, boxer shorts order…just out of “convenience.”
Simply put…and meandering beyond the superficial…that mugshot represents an unequivocally corrupt, lawless system…literally, a textbook banana republic…that jails their political opponents with concocted novel legal theories via a weaponized DOJ, FBI, CIA, and a complicit, corrupt, bootlicking media…all for the eventual money shot of perpetrating fixed and rigged elections.
And sadly for these Commie-loving, gender confused ass clowns, THE MUGSHOT is light years from showing a scared, intimidated, shrinking violet that was the sick fantasy of these authoritarian bastards.
Au Contraire.
No, my friends, instead they created a monster, a political Hulk…big red, white, and blue muscles bursting out of his shirt, buttons flying…pissed off, defiant, steely resolve…and no f*cking fear, baby. No fear.
MAGAMAN! LEAPS CORRUPT PROSECUTORS IN A SINGLE BOUND!!
But quite possibly the most spot on characterization of that already iconic image comes from the movie Pulp Fiction…a speech delivered actually a few times by Jules, played by Samuel L. Jackson…
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.” And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.” [Ezekiel 25:17].
Game on and gloves off, bitches.
Keep sending your money to a reported billionaire. Keep taking your moral holiday by supporting a con man. Keep thinking the Democrats are smarter than Republicans and stealing elections. Your time of indignation is coming to an end. However, in the short-term, it’s a horror show that we face a rerun of the two worst candidates in my lifetime. Someday, real Republicans will reclaim the mantle and move forward with civility, honor and a rational vision for the future. In the big scheme of things, that day is not that far away, and I can’t wait to put these clowns in the rear-view mirror – or jail, if that’s where they belong. Cry all you want, but I Have A Dream!