The awful floods in Texas from Hurricane Harvey, which has unfortunately decided to linger like a high schooler in front of 7-11, desperately trying to get someone old enough to buy them beer (what, I never did that), has reminded me of another flood…in the figurative sense. And that is the seemingly daily flood of bullying by liberal progressives in an effort to sanitize society of anything they deem offensive…which is demonstrably everything they encounter once they cross the threshold from their safe space out into the cold, cruel, racist world. So while we pray for the poor folks in Texas as they deal with their horrible new reality, at least for now…grab the nearest barf bag as you take in the most recent flurry of nauseating stories that only a Commie Pinko Progressive could love… Continue reading
Monthly Archives: August 2017
The Great American Whitewash
Well, as the solar eclipse came and went, the hysterical Libs keep spinning out of control faster than the teacups at The Magic Kingdom. And just when I thought I’ve heard the most nonsensical and delusional words dribbling out of the pieholes of those on the Left, they continue to outdo themselves over and over again…and this past week was no exception. Trump is a racist, his supporters are racists, this is a racist country…yada, yada, yada. As I’ve said before, they may as well call people eggplants or kumquats, because that would be as meaningful at this point as calling them racist…a word rendered virtually meaningless by Libs. As they say…if everyone’s a racist, no one’s a racist. So, while the Leftists insist on performing their best Helen Keller impressions by acting blind and deaf to each and every vehement condemnation of the KKK and white supremacists by President Trump, the rest of us sit around completely bewildered, asking ourselves…”Who the hell let these maniacs out of the asylum?” Continue reading
North KKKorea
Is there a better word to describe the past week than “chaos?” Chaos caused by nut cake freaks, to be more precise. As if that fat little psychopath man-boy with a cereal bowl haircut in North Korea wasn’t enough to have you reaching for the Zantac, then the Neo-Nazi, KKK misfit losers who decided to crawl out from under their respective racist rocks to have a picnic in the park in Charlottesville, VA surely was. And right on cue, the despicable media, quite predictably, uses both situations to beat President Trump over the head with. C’mon…to the media, what The Donald says about ANYTHING makes about as much difference as which scale Michael Moore crawls onto…it’s STILL gonna say 450 pounds. Or what microphone Nancy Pelosi speaks into…her words will STILL be asinine. ANY words uttered by Trump about ANY subject on ANY day makes the fake news media salivate hate like a rabid Pavlov’s dog. Continue reading
The Dirty Dozen
I will be traveling to California this week for some R&R…or as Archie Bunker used to not so affectionately refer to as The Land of Fruits and Nuts. That was damn funny in 1975, and still is. Anyway…as there is hardly a more liberal place in these great United States, it got me thinking about all of the stark differences between conservatives and liberals. So, for this week’s post, I have compiled a list of 12 such observations for your reading pleasure that I have labeled The Dirty Dozen. Enjoy. And if you are so inclined, share this on social media for no other purpose than to drive your liberal friends batty…nothing more fun than that. Continue reading
The REAL Russian Collusion
Sometimes in life you just have to rise above it all, be the bigger person, and admit you’re wrong…a sentiment that surely hits home for us married guys (c’mon ladies, don’t act like you don’t know EXACTLY what I’m talking about). For months, I was certain this whole Russian collusion nonsense was just that…nonsense. But now? I may have been all wet on this thing from the get-go. Well, I should clarify…the Trump/Russia connection is still nonsense…a Deep State/Lib Media witch hunt of epic proportions. You see, evidence is growing like dandelions at an abandoned Hillary campaign office that it’s been the Democrat party ALL ALONG playing election footsie with the Ruskies. Wait…what?? Continue reading