How stupid are these effing Progressives?  Let me count the ways.

Well, we could be here all day ACTUALLY counting the ways, so let me just jump right to my recent favorite.

You’ve surely seen Scumbags of the Tolerant Left torching Tesla dealerships, and keying and otherwise vandalizing random Teslas.  For no other reason than “previous darling of the Left” Elon Musk hitching his trailer to the Trump Train several months ago.  So, so retarded.

And I defy you to find a single Democrat denouncing the violence.  Go ahead.  Try.

Now, I’ve seen studies that say roughly 2 of 3 Tesla owners are Democrats.  Not only is that fairly self-evident, but I believe it’s even more skewed Democrat than that in reality.

Call it anecdotal all you want, but I know 2 people personally who own Tesla’s, and both are bat shit crazy liberals.

So, these Progressives are SO f*cking stupid (HOW STUPID ARE THEY?!?!), they don’t seem to realize that at least 7 of 10 Teslas they vandalize belong to fellow Progressives.  I think it’s called “eating their own.” Continue reading →

With every passing day, it seems, those Democrats continue to prove…at least to me… they are more tremendous pieces of shit than even I thought.

Ok, so a little after the fact here, but I simply cannot get past the behavior of these effing Progressive Demotards at President Trump’s recent address to a joint session of Congress…really the State of the Union, but not called the “State of the Union” right after a new President takes office.

Anyway, going back to about the Reagan era, Presidents will invite several American citizens to attend to honor them for one reason or another, highlight their inspirational story, etc.  Totally non-partisan, “feel good” type of shit.

For people that aren’t demented psychopaths, that is.

I won’t belabor this as most folks probably saw it, but the failure of Democrats to stand and applaud a kid battling cancer, a young man being informed right there…BY THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF…that he has been accepted to West Point, and a couple of Angel Moms whose daughters were violently murdered by animal illegal aliens, makes me want to f*cking puke. Continue reading →

Are you guys enjoying the dumbass hysterical Libs adding Musk Derangement Syndrome to their mental illness repertoire, on top of the OG TDS?  How these loser ass clowns even get out of bed in the morning anymore is beyond me.

Eliminating waste, fraud, abuse…and let’s not forget just plain old government bloat.  Think about that historically.  Not even an 80/20 issue. A 100/0 issue.  Have you ever met anyone in your entire f*cking life FOR government waste, fraud, and abuse?  It’s like being for herpes and irritable bowel syndrome.

Yet Donald Trump and Elon Musk have brilliantly lured these Leftist retards to fight…hard…AGAINST efforts to eliminate probably a trillion dollars a year of this shit.  And have similarly pushed them to the wrong side of every other 80/20 issue on the planet.

And I love these Libtards wetting their skivvies over Musk putting us on the path of canning a bunch of government bureaucrats that fail to get their asses off the couch and back in the office.  Every single government agency is beyond bloated.  There are over 3 million government employees.  You could cut 10-15% of this dead wood…MINIMUM…and no one would feel it. Continue reading →

From the Russian collusion hoax, where Trump was, quite fictionally, urinated on by hookers in some Moscow hotel…to about a decade later, that very same Trump proudly taking the oath of office, again, well…as they say…WE’VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY!

And lest we forget everything in between.

Endless and corrupt Deep State resistance, fake impeachments, horrendous, Third World Shit Hole country-like lawfare, rigged elections via unconstitutional government-directed censorship, and multiple assassination attempts.

Shit, the fact that this wonderfully bombastic America-loving guy simply avoided curling up in the fetal position in a rubber room crying for Mommy amidst fists full of depression meds…well, I’d call that an epic win in and of itself.

But this guy Trump comes back to, quite decisively, win the presidency again??  Are you f*cking kidding me?  He makes Batman, Superman, and Spider-Man look like gender-confused, wussy little dough boys in tights.  Who else, I ask, would you rather have as leader of the Free World?

The greatest political comeback in history?  Nah.  Political resurrection is more like it.

From Golden Showers to Golden Age, indeed. Continue reading →

Trump isn’t even officially President yet.  And I’m already out of breath.  But it’s like a good workout, where you feel great afterwards.

To quote the great George Costanza…”I NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!!!”

I’ve never seen a “President-Elect” literally take over almost immediately after the election…albeit “unofficially.”  And why wouldn’t Americans want to memory hole the hellish abyss of the last four years of President Brain Mush and his Dumbass DEI sidekick, or whatever group of America-Hating, un-elected Progressives running around the West Wing have been running the goddamn country.

I mean, folks have moved on from Biden faster than our Ozempic-soaked country has moved on from their fat clothes.

A long journey to get to that punchline.  But oh so worth it. Continue reading →

YA BETTER NOT CHEAT,
YA BETTER NOT RIG,
YA BETTER NOT LIE, I’M TELLING YOU WHY,
DONALD TRUMP IS COMIN’ TO TOWN.

Yep, my unbridled elation is still raging.

Anyway…Some news stories just make you smile like a friggin’ Cheshire Cat.

Seems that faux journalist dwarf, little Georgie Porgie Crapadopolous (aka George Stephanopolous) and his woke, gender confused bosses at Disney/ABC are paying The Donald $16 million (a cool million of that to come from Georgie himself, as a donation to Trump’s presidential library)…now THAT’S a real kick in the groin…in a legal settlement driven by Stephanopolous slandering THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER.

No way Disney was going to court and be subject to discovery, surely exposing a treasure trove of embarrassing and incriminating texts and emails. Continue reading →

Quick question before I forget…I don’t care that Figurehead President Depends went to Africa, just wonder why he gave them a billion taxpayer dollars, when a shit ton of people in North Carolina still sit in homeless devastation from the recent hurricane?

On a related note…seems nobody has seen hide nor hair of Comma La since the election.  Who the f*ck is running this country?…asked every coherent American not associated with the Demotard party.

Anyway…a reminder of the Biden lie greatest hits…

The border is closed.

The Afghanistan withdrawal was a success.

Inflation will be transitory.

You can keep your plan.  You can keep your doctor.

Oh wait, that was Barry Hussein.  Apologies for succumbing to the extreme confusion associated with Democrat Lie Disorientation Syndrome (DLDS), a newly discovered mental affliction recently discussed in The New England Journal of Medicine. Continue reading →

A little housekeeping to start.  I’ve moved.  Please forward all correspondence to:

The Drunken Republican
Cloud 9

Yes, my giddiness STILL overfloweth.

Same for every Trump supporter I reckon.  Ya know, saving the country and all.  I wish I could bottle this feeling and take a nice juicy hit as needed.

Don’t get me wrong, the Marxist Dems will resist, the media will resist, Democrat Governors will resist.  They’ve told us as much.

Except this time, they’ll all be swatted away pretty easily like annoying little gnats.  Like toddlers in the midst of a shrieking meltdown, finally crying themselves to sleep.

But unlike children, the resisting Woke Progressives should be neither seen nor heard.

I will, right here and now, gloriously declare the official end of #MeToo, DEI, cancel culture, trans and gender insanity, annoying pronouns, men in women’s sports, bathrooms, and locker rooms, identity politics…AND ALL OF THE OTHER F*CKING WOKE INSANITY THAT’S BEEN SHOVED UP OUR COLLECTIVE ARSES FOR 15 YEARS!!! Continue reading →

The sun is brighter.  The air is sweeter.  Food, more scrumptious.  My IPA’s hoppier.

Even sex is better…well, I can only assume.

Ah, such is life with the Orange Savior back where he belongs…in the People’s House.  Maybe we rename that THE SANE PEOPLE’S HOUSE.  I’ll start the petition.

Trump’s victory on November 5th is undoubtedly the greatest, and seemingly, the most improbable, political comeback in the nation’s history.

It’s what opening up a can of electoral Whoop Ass looks like.  And so predictable.  The resulting hysterical Marxist meltdown warms my heart.  To say I’m reveling in their misery is the understatement of the millennium.

Jimmy Kimmel crying like a little bitch.  Crazy Libtards posting TikTok videos screaming into their stupid phones.  It’s like a drug that causes an out-of control firing of the pleasure synapses in my brain.  For the first time in my life, I truly understand addiction. Continue reading →

Isn’t all of this feverish campaigning by Trump and Comma La kinda moot?

I mean, we saw four years of Trump with great policies and great results.  Economy, border, energy, inflation, world peace.  You name it.

Conversely, we saw almost four years of the 180 reversal of said policies, and the abject Hell that followed in both this country and the world.

It’s like if I offered you a big steamy pile of crap between two slices of moldy, green bread …or a beautiful, perfectly cooked Filet Mignon, paired with a mouth-watering lobster tail dripping with warm butter…like, how effing hard of a decision is that?

Still, the polls are stunningly close.  Or are they? Continue reading →