Late into the evening on election night last week, I sensed what felt like the ground rumbling under my feet.  An earthquake?  Nah.  Michael Moore doing jumping jacks?

Probably not…although completely plausible.

I mean, plausible if he ACTUALLY did them, but Lord Fat Ass would never push himself away from the feed bag long enough to…shit, you know what I mean.

Anyway…It really WAS an earthquake of sorts…and one that logged in at a whopping 9.7 on the Political Richter Scale.  The ground opened up right under the dirty, stinky, putrid feet of the Democrat Party, and sucked them in like a ginormous Florida sinkhole swallowing up several Buicks.

The marquee win of the night was Republican Glenn Youngkin, elected Governor of Virginia over a retread from the Clinton years, Terry McCauliffe.  Beat him by about two points in a state that went +10 for Dementia Boy in 2020.

Oh, it gets even better.  A black immigrant woman from Jamaica and a Hispanic gentleman also won in Virginia for the GOP…for Lieutenant Gov. and Attorney General, respectively.  And nothing drives Libs battier that Republicans who are minorities.  Nothing.  Nada. Continue reading →

…Or unconsciousness, as it were.

Jumping right in…

Ok, real quick, before I forget…Just ordered my LET’S GO BRANDON t-shirt on Amazon.  GREAT SELECTION!  Be one of the cool kids and order yours TODAY!

Now, on to business…

Actor Alec Baldwin accidentally killing cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on a movie set with a supposed “prop gun” is as tragic as it gets.  Horrible and heartbreaking.  Period.  Nothing much else to say.

Except this…if it was some “conservative” or “Trump supporting” actor that had accidentally fired this lethal shot, Baldwin would have crucified this person, and used the whole unfortunate incident to kick off some sick attack on conservatives and the 2nd Amendment.  He would have zero…and I mean ZERO…compassion for that person.

You and I both know it.  He’s a mean SOB.  So F Alec Baldwin.  Yeah.  Screw him.  Sorry, just the way I feel. Continue reading →

Guilty pleasures.  Is there anything better?  Wondering where the hell I’m going with this?

Not to worry, nothing perverted and/or illegal.  But we could certainly explore that down the road.  As always, THOSE overarching themes being “victimless crime” and “consenting adults.”  For future reference.

But I digress.

Nope.  Nothing like that. Just a good old-fashioned, rip-roaring Trump rally!

YES.  HE’S.  STILL.  HAVING.  THEM.

And I’m drawn to them like Michael Moore to a half-price buffet.

I’ll paint the picture…

Last Saturday night.  Iowa.  Popcorn.  Beer.  Beer.  Another beer.  And The Donald…UNPLUGGED!  Ok, he’s ALWAYS unplugged.  It was the happiest, most entertaining four years of my life…politically speaking, at least. Continue reading →

Um…”President” Horse’s Ass, to be exact.

The Current Occupant of the White House should go on America’s Got Talent as a magician because everything he touches miraculously turns to shit.

PRESTO!

I’m literally getting whiplash, spinning my head around in all different directions looking at the endless disasters created…either purposely or through sheer incompetence…by Crappy Joe.

Like a 5-year-old on his first trip to Toys-R-Us looking at all the play things, or a 19-year-old at his first strip club, looking at all the…uh…play things.

YA JUST DON’T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK FIRST. Continue reading →

So you say Joe Biden has done nothing to unite the country??? 

POPPYCOCK!!!   BALDERDASH!!!   HORSEFEATHERS!!!

Saw a video the other day as Mets and Yankee fans, upon their exit from Citi Field after a game in their Subway Series last weekend, broke out into an impromptu chant of…

F*CK  JOE  BI-DEN  ( CLAP, CLAP…CLAP, CLAP, CLAP)
F*CK  JOE  BI-DEN  ( CLAP, CLAP…CLAP, CLAP, CLAP)
F*CK  JOE  BI-DEN  ( CLAP, CLAP…CLAP, CLAP, CLAP)

As a long suffering Mets fan, I can tell you unequivocally that uniting Met and Yankee fans is like Donald Trump and Maxine Waters burying the hatchet and recreating the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tape.

Ew.

But yes…Joe Biden did the impossible, simply by…

F*CKING UP THE COUNTRY AND WORLD BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION!  WOOHOO!!!

KUDOS, JOEY!  Extra dose of Metamucil for YOU, Big Guy!!! Continue reading →

Botched!  Incompetence!  Disgrace!  Embarrassment!  Negligence!

What does it spell?!   BIDEN!!!

Just a few words off the top of my noggin to characterize Bumbling Biden’s inexplicable, unforgivable, humiliating, epically botched exit from Afghanistan.

The wheels were barely up on the last C-17 sailing out of Kabul into the wild blue yonder when predictable reports surfaced of the Taliban going door-to-door slaughtering Afghans and their families who assisted the U.S. over the past couple decades.

Joe Biden, who I refuse to call anything but “occupant of the White House,” has solidified himself as, by far, the worst “occupant of the White House,” at least in modern history.

To be fair, that pretty much happened before this latest Afghanistan catastrophe.  (See the southern border). Continue reading →

Like my mother-in-law, some things just don’t age well.

Don’t worry…my wife rarely reads my blog, she’ll never see that.  But if you do come across a headline that a political blogger was bludgeoned to death with some random appliance or yard tool, at least you’ll have the inside scoop.

Anyway, back to things that don’t age well.  Last weeks blog.  Oh c’mon, you remember, I was so adamant that NY Governor Pervert would NEVER resign?  Then he did like 5 minutes later?

Simply a victim of conventional wisdom.  Not the first time, nor the last.

There.  Nice to unburden myself.  I feel like Michael Moore was just lifted off my shoulders.  Probably with a crane. Continue reading →

Probably the best blog title ever.  Too bad it’s not a Drunken Republican original.  But I’m a weak, weak man, and I couldn’t resist “borrowing” it.  It’s THAT effing good.

So, New York’s cool cat Luv Guv Andrew Cuomo’s nine lives have clearly just run out.

The investigation by NY Attorney General Letitia James into Cuomo’s years of alleged sexual harassment and sexual assault on about a dozen women has concluded, and I reckon Governor Gropey ought to start filling out some change of address cards, listing the “Governor’s Mansion” in the “previous address” section.

This creep treats women like Joey Chestnut treats a plate of 75 hot dogs on July 4th at Coney Island.  If you’ve had the pleasure (or displeasure, as it were) of witnessing Mr. Chestnut’s hot dog eating prowess, you’ll surely appreciate how truly disturbing that reference is.

Anyway…no need to belabor the point, the writing is on the wall like a graffiti covered NYC subway car for Cuomo…he resigns, or he’s impeached.  Period.

And entitled, narcissistic, A-Holes like him never resign. Continue reading →

LIBERTAD! 

My trusty little Spanish/English dictionary says that means FREEDOM!

These were the cries of desperate, but fearless, Cubans the past few weeks, as thousands bravely marched in unprecedented protests in dozens of cities across the island…knowing full well that many would be arrested, beaten, imprisoned…even killed.

Living in squalor and terror for 62 years under the iron fist of a brutal, murderous regime.  Exposing the perennial lie that the subversive Marxists in our own country are trying to peddle…that equity, not equality…will lead you to the promised land.

In one sense, they’re right.  The result of EVERY Marxist totalitarian regime that EVER existed is in fact “equity.”  Equal misery, oppression, and despair for all.

Powerful Cuban-Americans such as Florida Republican Congresswoman Maria Elvira Salazar, pleaded from the floor of the House of Representatives for the Biden Administration to stand with the Cuban people by doing one simple thing…restore internet and cell phone access to the people of Cuba that the Communist regime blocked. Continue reading →

Do they have no shame?  Says the guy with no shame.

But hey, I’m not running the country.  I have no power…except occasionally over the remote.

It’s no great revelation that the Biden Administration and those in power on the Left have a perverse penchant for blatant censorship of political views, news, and information at odds with their stupid groupthink Marxist orthodoxy and divisive Woketopian bullshit.

But they usually deny this nauseating reality.  Not anymore!

Yep, last week the White House actually had a big dog and pony in their daily briefing informing us all that they were going to slip even further into the sack with Big Tech, specifically Facebook, to monitor what THEY consider “problematic posts” that THEY DEEM as “misinformation” vis-a-vis Covid, vaccines, etc.

ARE.  YOU.  F*CKING.  KIDDING.  ME?????? Continue reading →