Despite the best efforts of the Democrats and their bootlickers in the mainstream media to sell Kamala Harris as a “moderate,” and coronate her as the next Margaret Thatcher, or Barack Obama with a vagina, they’ll ultimately fail in scraping off of her the left-wing stench of San Francisco progressivism.

The same media that laughably told us for nearly four years that Joe Biden was cognitively sharp as a tack, will tell Americans that Kamala Harris is a raging moderate.

So grab some popcorn, because we are in the midst of an ideological remake of Kamala Harris that is absolutely breathtaking.

Right off the bat, these purveyors of misinformation are telling the American public that Kamala Harris was, in fact, not the Border Czar.  An Associated Press article in March 2021 stated, “President Joe Biden has tapped Vice President Kamala Harris to lead the White House effort to tackle the migration challenge at the U.S. southern border and work with Central American nations to address root causes of the problem.”

In government, the word “czar” is often used to describe one leading a large effort…whether in an official title or not.  Harris was, in fact, tapped to lead the border effort.  So now, Democrats and their media friends would rather play games of childish semantics instead of acknowledging an obvious truth. Continue reading →

Good title.  Bulletproof, indeed.  When the figurative morphs into the literal.

I’ve talked about it forever…I’ve written about it forever…I’ve feared it forever.

No, not inadvertently walking in on Joy Behar changing into her itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny bikini.  Cellulite City.  Although that’s right up there on the list of things that simultaneously horrify and nauseate me.  

The last, best hope of the Democrats to take Trump out was through their lawfare, banana republic shit.  It was never gonna work.  

Quite predictably, the adults eventually sauntered into the room…be it the Supreme Court, various appellate courts, or maybe even a random non-corrupt judge that wasn’t a Democrat plant (see Florida documents case)…and summarily defecated on all these ginned-up, illegitimate cases like a homeless crack addict dropping a big steamy burrito right in front of a San Francisco Chipotle.  

Look, I’m no genius…as my better half seems to remind me every day.  Nor am I prescient.

But I’ve predicted forever…probably along with tens of millions of my closest friends…that every attempt by the Racist, Marxist Left to crow bar Trump out of the race would crash and burn so violently, it would make the Hindenburg look like a mere fender bender. Continue reading →

As Joe Biden delivered the nation a cornucopia of incoherence in the first debate against former President Trump last Thursday night, a myriad of thoughts were violently bouncing around in my head like a malfunctioning pinball machine.

If only Dementia Joe’s brain synapses were firing with equal vigor.  Or at all.

Offering nothing but confused, meandering gibberish, and a stare as vacant as an old, abandoned Blockbuster, I couldn’t help but think about Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

Oh c’mon you remember…the porridge is too hot, then too cold, then just right?

So…think back to the State of the Union address, when a totally different (read: “jacked-up”) Joe Biden screamed and scowled his way through the roughly 90 minute address.

One need not possess a medical degree from Johns Hopkins to know the meds were too much.  For the debate…if you wanna call it that…the meds were too little.  Following this truly disturbing analogy to its logical conclusion, maybe…just maybe…the White House Docs will get the meds JUUUUUUST RIGHT for the next debate on September 10th.   

Third time’s a charm, as they say. Continue reading →

Don’t ya love how these Libtards squeal endlessly that TRUMP’S A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY!!!   We’re NOT a Democracy, of course, but a Constitutional Republic.  But a lot of these assholes can’t even figure out what f*cking gender they are, so why WOULD they understand nuances vis-a-vis various forms of governance.

I mean, aren’t these Leftist pukes the ones that have Banana Republic’d our entire government by corrupting and weaponizing once revered institutions like the DOJ and FBI, using them to imprison their chief political opponent, and create a wholly two-tiered justice system?

Aren’t these the scumbags that committed election interference all day long in the 2020 election through back door censorship, utilizing their appendages in the mainstream media and social media companies to not just censor the Hunter Biden laptop story, but shadow ban Conservatives, their message, and squash ANY negative story about Biden like a kid stepping on a helpless ant?

And what about those 51 Intel officials who knowingly lied…at the behest of the Biden campaign in 2020…that the Hunter laptop had “the classic earmarks of a Russian information operation,” when they KNEW that was a lie?  The FBI authenticated that laptop at least a year earlier.

All so Biden had a talking point in the debate with Trump.  This is a level of corruption and election interference Russian and China could only dream of. Continue reading →

Think I’m gonna just bite the bullet and change the name of this blog to The Lazy Republican…at least based on the number of blogs I publish these days.  And never being one to shy away from a shortcut or the easy way out, I’m now simply going to share my latest guest commentary published in the Orlando Sentinel several weeks ago.

Besides, I’m off on another cruise, currently docked in Greenland, ultimately sailing over to Iceland.  And getting motivated to do anything beyond eating, drinking sleeping, and sightseeing is a total non-starter.

OK, maybe drinking should be first on that list…he said in a rare moment of self-awareness.

So, the Orlando Sentinel slapped a title on this that read, “Biden’s Economic Claims Lack Context.”  That’s more sugar-coated than a box glazed donuts, for shit’s sake.

The Liberal Schmucks of the mainstream media.  Enemy of the people, right Donald?  Hahaha…GOTTA LOVE’EM.

Anyway…Enjoy the following rare “expletive free” dissertation… Continue reading →

So truth be told, I was going to write a blog once the Trump verdict came in.  But not knowing how long that would take, and being on the verge of leaving on a rather lengthy trip, I decided to publish one in advance of that.  And several hours later, the guilty verdict came in.

Shit timing.  Welcome to my world.  Timing is indeed, everything.

Anyway, just wanted to opine on this while things are still pretty raw, kind of an epilogue to my, um, premature dissertation.  Not all the corrupt, unfair minutiae.  Just like 30,000 foot level stuff.

Once I heard the verdict, and the cloudy haze of confusion and utter disgust began to clear…almost at the level of being sick to my stomach…here were my thoughts…

As I heard many experts say, a biased judge can literally steer a jury to a particular verdict.  Starting from rulings long before the trial begins in terms of admissible evidence and a myriad of other things, rulings during the trial, and most importantly, the absurd and incomprehensible jury instructions. Continue reading →

Ah, another day, another blog about the latest BS Trump trial, ya know, another one of these lawfare, election interference deals, where the state of New York, yet again, did their best “I Dream of Jeannie” imitation…crossed their arms, blinked their eyes, and created out of thin air 34 felony counts from a single BS misdemeanor charge with expired statute of limitations.

Wow!  Bravo!  Bravo!  That legal sleight of hand rivals yours truly’s epic magical trick of eating three apples and shitting a fruit salad.

Um…Not as easy as it sounds.  Try it some time.  And bring towels.  Lots of towels.

So I guess this would be the corrupt NY legal system eating one expired misdemeanor and shitting 34 felonies?

Sounds about right.

In a nutshell, Trump’s bookkeeper booked a legal expense as a legal expense.  Part of that legal expense was for a non-disclosure agreement, which is perfectly legal.  So far, so good?

And no matter how many times these leftist pricks call it HUSH MONEY, OH MY GOD!!!…it’s still legal, and done every day by individuals and corporations. Continue reading →

Did you see where Biden had this big glitzy fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall in The Big Apple with Obama and Slick Willy, and raised $26 million…while the same day, President Trump was attending the wake of a slain NYC police officer about 30 miles away?

Biden refused to attend.  And this, from a corrupt crew that obsesses in ever waking moment about optics.  And the optics here are as bad as they get.

Truth be told, President Piece-of-shit wouldn’t have been welcome…at least judging from how they treated the woke NY Governor attendee, Kathy Hochul…like a pariah.  Conversely, Trump was welcomed like a five-year-old welcomes Old St. Nick.  Kinda says it all.

Then Trump a week or so later gives President Rigor Mortis a Master’s course in “Glitz,” hosting his own fundraiser at Mar-A-Lago, raking in over $50 million, almost double Biden’s haul.

You KNOW The Donald LOVED that shit.  A RECORD!!!  Another thing you also KNOW?  There were undoubtedly much hotter chicks at Trump’s little soirée.  Say what you want…but Hot Chicks Matter. Continue reading →

Of all the so-called “lawfare” being corruptly thrown at Donald Trump… breathtakingly  transparent as election interference…the New York civil fraud case most recently making headlines has to be the most patently absurd.

Although the others are no doubt competitively in the mix on the absurdity scale.

An Attorney General…Letitia James…who was elected in 2018 on her platform of “GETTING TRUMP!”  She’s on video, ad nauseam, actually saying that. Over and over and over again.

Completely illegal, by the way, are selective prosecutions.  Why this corrupt, fat-ass Trump-hater hasn’t been disbarred, sanctioned, and/or thrown into f*cking jail is beyond me.

An equally far left progressive Trump-hating hack of a judge, who didn’t allow a jury, but unilaterally declared Trump liable of defrauding banks to obtain better loan terms eons ago.  Then a kangaroo court to determine “damages.”

Damages, mind you, that didn’t amount to a single cent…so said the banks under oath, who not only made shit tons of money making loans to the Trump Organization…but were jonesing to make more. Continue reading →

Catch that State of the Union?  Shit, more like the ALTERED STATE OF THE UNION.  Or THE STATE OF UKRAINE…which stunningly consumed about the first 15% of this embarrassing debacle.

I mean, did you see this guy, Biden?  Angrily screaming for an hour and seven minutes.  Like they mixed eight Red Bulls and some Adderall into his Metamucil.

Actually, all jacked-up…AND regular bowel movements?  Not seeing much of a downside if I’m being honest.

Hilarious watching the Media Marxists have orgasms over the fact that Biden was simply able to stay upright for an hour…a bar so low it was laying on the floor.

These assholes were crowing about how his “performance” puts to bed all this age stuff.

Breathtakingly absurd.

Quite predictably, the Left’s fantasy of Biden actually having any operating brain synapses anymore crashed and burned at more lightning speed than a traffic light turning green and the impatient wacko behind you laying on his horn. Continue reading →