Well, nervous Nancy inevitably caved, and finally crowbarred those contrived Impeachment Articles out of her Louis Vuitton support hose and delivered them to the Senate.

Or maybe they were cozily stashed in her very substantial cleavage…presumably right next to her “mad money.”

Who knows.

At this point…who really cares?

The fact that I even noticed her cleavage is personally disappointing…if not dreadfully concerning.

Anyway…the Holidays have come and gone, and people have moved on.  Normal people outside of NY, LA, and the DC swamp, that is.
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A good guy with a gun takes down a bad guy with a gun.  And saves dozens of lives.

At least.

Or as Trump always likes to describe such a situation…”bullets going in the opposite direction.”

“How sweet it is!”…to quote the great Jackie Gleason.  Ya know…Ralph Kramden?  THE HONEYMOONERS!!!

OK, going back to the 50’s.  Eh…forget it.

Anyway…surely you heard the recent story of yet another church shooting…near Ft. Worth, Texas this time…some mental defective freakazoid starts shooting, and in like three nanoseconds, a dude in the congregation who is carrying and also happens to be a firearms instructor…uh, shall we say…ELIMINATES THE THREAT.

A high-brow way of saying he blew the guy’s effing brains out.

It warms the cockles of my heart.

What are cockles, anyway?  I have no idea…I just like saying cockles.
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I’ve learned a lot of things from writing this blog for over 3 years.

And one of those things is that Thanksgiving and Christmas weeks really suck if you’re looking for clicks.

I mean, people are just too damn busy to give a shit about reading some snarky political blog…or simply consumed with getting on the other side of some crushing holiday hangover.

I feel ya, there.

And besides…who wants to be subjected to endless Michael Moore fat jokes at the very moment we’re all packing on those dreaded Holiday pounds.

Anyway, just a quick impeachment update so as not to deprive any political junkies out there in dire need of their weekly Drunken Republican fix.

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We’ve reached Final Jeopardy.

Good luck.

Answer:  This man had his reputation and civil rights defecated on by the Trump-Hating Deep State, and should sue the ass off of the Justice Department.

Annoying Jeopardy music playing……………..OK, pencils down.

Question:  Who is Carter Page?

So glad you asked.

Carter Page was a fringe foreign policy advisor to the Trump campaign back in 2016.  And the corrupt upper echelon of the DOJ and FBI falsely accused poor old Carter of being a Russian asset as justification to obtain a FISA warrant to spy on him AND the Trump campaign.

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It was as predictable as a February snowstorm in Duluth.

The long-awaited Articles of Impeachment.

More like Farticles of Impeachment.  This whole thing has stunk to high heaven from the get-go.

The impeachment obsessed House Dems gleefully delivered this inevitable political happy ending to their Far Left Masters as the Founding Fathers spin like The Mouse House tea cups.

The Articles?…Abuse of Power?  Obstruction of Congress?  Bad Haircut?

Ok, the last one ain’t real.  May as well be though.  It’s as asinine as the first two.

I mean…can you GET more vague?  These charges are thinner than Joe Biden’s hair plugs.

What the hell happened to Bribery?  Quid Pro Quo?  Extortion?  

IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE!!!…said every Democrat in the Milky Way.

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I am sick to death of writing about impeachment…taking a breather this week.  At least.

Cool with you?

Well…OK…just a few comments before moving on…

This week, House Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler…the Human Weeble himself…is dragging in four Constitutional legal scholars to testify.

Three to advocate FOR impeachment…ALL three with known biases against Trump.

Heck…why not get ALL four that are in the tank?   Ya know, go big or go home.

Sounds as exciting as listening to Michael Moore’s arteries hardening.

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Love that “Dummies” book series.  Always felt it was written just for me.

Anyway…don’t waste your time watching hours and hours of how THIS Ambassador or THAT Ambassador felt about President Trump’s dealings and communications with Ukraine.

“It made me uncomfortable.”  “It was inappropriate.”

WAAAAHHHHH!

Did it give you a rash on your privates too?

I’ll go out on a limb and say 90% of the unelected bureaucrats in the government would describe the entire Trump presidency that way.

If THOSE were the standards for impeaching a duly elected a President, then by all means…IMPEACH AWAY!

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At least once a day, I’m in a situation, or someone says something, and I blurt out…”Hey, that was like in that Seinfeld episode…”

Like when I see a woman sporting rather large, masculine hands.

MAN HANDS!!!

So, given the embarrassingly unhinged behavior of the Democrats since November 9, 2016…that glorious day AFTER Trump beat the pantsuit off Miss Droopy Drawers…here’s an exchange between Jerry and Elaine that’s been pulsing through my head in a loop like “It’s a Small World” after my last trip to the Mouse House.

Jerry:  You faked it?
Elaine:  I faked it.
Jerry:  That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?
Elaine:  Not bad, huh?
Jerry:  What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming.
Elaine:  Fake, fake, fake, fake.

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Oh man, so many interesting things to comment on recently…it’s like a whole long list of IPA’s at the random breweries that I frequent.  The adult version of the kid in the candy store.

Um…one of each, please.

And so it goes, too, in the world of politics.

Currently, we all seem helpless in ridding ourselves of the impeachment stink sprayed on us by the skunky Democrats…specifically, since January 20, 2017…when a Washington Post column published precisely 19 minutes after Trump’s inauguration was titled…”The Campaign To Impeach President Trump Has Begun.”

There’s simply not enough Lithium in the Milky Way to beat these whack jobs into any semblance of sanity.

19 effing minutes.  This is why rational people don’t take ANY of this seriously.  Never did.

Funny thing is, everyone seems to be in on the joke…except the Democrats themselves, and their incestual paramours in the Fake News Media.

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On May 2, 2011…a day after the clandestine…and successful…mission to kill that sub-human piece of filth Osama bin Laden, the NY Times had a headline that read…”Obama Finds Praise, Even From Republicans.”

I remember that time well…pretty universal praise for…of course, the killing of bin Laden…but also President Obama.

And rightly so.

Americans celebrated that day.  All Americans.

Doing the dead terrorist happy dance.

I mean, offing a top terrorist scumbag can be quite the unifying event.

Until now, apparently.

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