I never knew that Newton’s third law of motion…“for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction”…applied to politics too.

In the Age of Trump…ANYTHING’S possible.

It seemed that every blazing success the President enjoyed last week, those poor bastards on the Left experienced equal and opposite…and, yes…well-deserved, misery.

Truly an interesting mash-up of physics and politics Newton surely never dreamed of.

Trump’s acquittal in the Senate Impeachment Trial Hoax…while more predictable than Michael Moore’s Type 2 Diabetes…certainly led the success orgy.

The day before, of course, was another stellar State of the Union address that reveled in three years of “Promises Made, Promises Kept” accomplishments that even Helen Keller could clearly see Made America Effing Great Again.  Continue reading →

So, getting the hell out of Dodge for a few days for some R&R…hence, the slightly earlier than usual blog update.

And since timing is everything, and mine always sucks…will be bloviating next week on the Iowa caucus debacle, tonight’s State of the Union Address, and Trump’s inevitable acquittal in the impeachment con job.

But first, a quick Super Bowl shout out to that lovable, huggable teddy bear, KC Chiefs coach Andy Reid.  I mean, if they made little snuggly Andy Reid stuffed animals, I just might sleep with it.

Huh?  TMI?  Got it.

Anyway…was there anyone on the planet NOT rooting for this guy to finally win his first SB after a couple decades of coaching…the Communists in San Francisco notwithstanding?

And denying SF Congresswoman Nervous Nancy Pelosi a Super Bowl win was the wonderfully tasty icing on top. 

All together now…FU Nancy!!! Continue reading →

If the ultimate victor in the Senate impeachment trial were based on hours of bloviating, the Dems would win in a Trumpian-style electoral blowout.

That score?  Dems 21,  GOP 12.

But like many things in life…less is more.

I sat thru virtually all of the GOP arguments…which unequivocally, systematically and fully destroyed the nonsensical and partisan impeachment articles on both a factual and Constitutional basis.

And speaking of compelling Constitutional arguments…I think I might have a man crush on Alan Dershowitz.

I feel strangely cleansed in admitting that.

And slaves to the “fair and balanced” moniker that we here at The Drunken Republican proudly share with Fox News…I reluctantly endured the House Democrat impeachment managers for several excruciating hours.

Or about as long as Michael Moore can stuff his pie hole before taking a breath. Continue reading →

Michael Jordan.  Magic Johnson.  Larry Bird.

No, I have NOT transitioned this to a hoops blog…just hang with me.

These three basketball greats were part of the original Olympic Dream Team in 1992 in Barcelona.  Old raisin heads like me…even with somewhat pickled brains…STILL remember this both fondly and vividly.

Fast forward to today’s Impeachment Olympics and those names have been replaced by Alan Dershowitz, Ken Starr, and Robert Ray.

These three brilliant legal minds have been added to President Trump’s already impressive legal Dream Team that will fight the impeach hoax, and know more about constitutional law than Michael Moore knows about saturated fat.

More importantly, though, they’re all regulars on the cable news circuit as legal experts, and thus quite comfortable in front of the camera. Continue reading →

Well, nervous Nancy inevitably caved, and finally crowbarred those contrived Impeachment Articles out of her Louis Vuitton support hose and delivered them to the Senate.

Or maybe they were cozily stashed in her very substantial cleavage…presumably right next to her “mad money.”

Who knows.

At this point…who really cares?

The fact that I even noticed her cleavage is personally disappointing…if not dreadfully concerning.

Anyway…the Holidays have come and gone, and people have moved on.  Normal people outside of NY, LA, and the DC swamp, that is.
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A good guy with a gun takes down a bad guy with a gun.  And saves dozens of lives.

At least.

Or as Trump always likes to describe such a situation…”bullets going in the opposite direction.”

“How sweet it is!”…to quote the great Jackie Gleason.  Ya know…Ralph Kramden?  THE HONEYMOONERS!!!

OK, going back to the 50’s.  Eh…forget it.

Anyway…surely you heard the recent story of yet another church shooting…near Ft. Worth, Texas this time…some mental defective freakazoid starts shooting, and in like three nanoseconds, a dude in the congregation who is carrying and also happens to be a firearms instructor…uh, shall we say…ELIMINATES THE THREAT.

A high-brow way of saying he blew the guy’s effing brains out.

It warms the cockles of my heart.

What are cockles, anyway?  I have no idea…I just like saying cockles.
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I’ve learned a lot of things from writing this blog for over 3 years.

And one of those things is that Thanksgiving and Christmas weeks really suck if you’re looking for clicks.

I mean, people are just too damn busy to give a shit about reading some snarky political blog…or simply consumed with getting on the other side of some crushing holiday hangover.

I feel ya, there.

And besides…who wants to be subjected to endless Michael Moore fat jokes at the very moment we’re all packing on those dreaded Holiday pounds.

Anyway, just a quick impeachment update so as not to deprive any political junkies out there in dire need of their weekly Drunken Republican fix.

I am a “Man of the People,” after all… Continue reading →

We’ve reached Final Jeopardy.

Good luck.

Answer:  This man had his reputation and civil rights defecated on by the Trump-Hating Deep State, and should sue the ass off of the Justice Department.

Annoying Jeopardy music playing……………..OK, pencils down.

Question:  Who is Carter Page?

So glad you asked.

Carter Page was a fringe foreign policy advisor to the Trump campaign back in 2016.  And the corrupt upper echelon of the DOJ and FBI falsely accused poor old Carter of being a Russian asset as justification to obtain a FISA warrant to spy on him AND the Trump campaign.

It was at THAT very moment…the water broke…and the Trump/Russian collusion hoax was born. Continue reading →

It was as predictable as a February snowstorm in Duluth.

The long-awaited Articles of Impeachment.

More like Farticles of Impeachment.  This whole thing has stunk to high heaven from the get-go.

The impeachment obsessed House Dems gleefully delivered this inevitable political happy ending to their Far Left Masters as the Founding Fathers spin like The Mouse House tea cups.

The Articles?…Abuse of Power?  Obstruction of Congress?  Bad Haircut?

Ok, the last one ain’t real.  May as well be though.  It’s as asinine as the first two.

I mean…can you GET more vague?  These charges are thinner than Joe Biden’s hair plugs.

What the hell happened to Bribery?  Quid Pro Quo?  Extortion?  

IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE!!!…said every Democrat in the Milky Way.

Sure.  Sure there was. Continue reading →

I am sick to death of writing about impeachment…taking a breather this week.  At least.

Cool with you?

Well…OK…just a few comments before moving on…

This week, House Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler…the Human Weeble himself…is dragging in four Constitutional legal scholars to testify.

Three to advocate FOR impeachment…ALL three with known biases against Trump.

Heck…why not get ALL four that are in the tank?   Ya know, go big or go home.

Sounds as exciting as listening to Michael Moore’s arteries hardening.

Thanks…but I’ll pass. Continue reading →