STOP THE #$%#!$ MADNESS!!!

It’s a BLOG, not a BOOK, for shit’s sake.

When I’ve tried to write about too many topics in a single blog post in the past, I’ve failed miserably and had to whittle it down.  Words are free…sometimes I overindulge.

Getting back on that horse, Dammit!  

I’m loving all the shuckin’ and jivin’ around the whole “Defund The Police” idiocy.  Most Democrat politicians are falling all over themselves feverishly explaining how this doesn’t REALLY mean getting RID of the police.

They doth protest too much, methinks.

Who knows what these liars REALLY think, anyway?  I mean, they typically think what some focus group TELLS them to think.

Here’s what they KNOW…this is a big, stinky political crap sandwich for them.  And the Republicans are gonna make more hay of this than Mr. Ed could eat in a year…regardless of varying characterizations. Continue reading

The Systemic Racism Ruse

Just when I thought the Far Left Cranks FINALLY zeroed in on their optimal lithium dose…they’re now screaming to DEFUND THE POLICE!

This has to unequivocally be the single dumbest idea ever articulated.  And there’s a lot of competition for that title.

The sheer idiocy of that notion speaks so loudly for itself, it’s not worthy of any more keystrokes.

I will say that some policing reforms are obviously necessary…like…oh….I don’t know…maybe outlawing oxygen-depriving choke holds, and not allowing police unions to protect consistently rogue cops, for starters.

But whoever thinks those independent swing voters in battleground states are down with defunding/dismantling the police in ANY way, shape, or form, is nuttier than a Planters factory.

And notwithstanding tepid attempts to distance himself from this madness, this is political misery all day long for Biden, as he struggles to court the desperately needed Far Left Bernie Bro’s…the Abolish ICE, Defund The Police wacko wing of his party…and convince them how goddamn progressive and “woke” he is.

Unfortunately for him, his near half-century record in Washington screams otherwise.

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The Exploitation of George Floyd

I thought the world was spinning out of control when we had over 100,000 Americans dead and 40 million unemployed from a pandemic.

Oh, how I long for those simpler times.

I mean, the pandemic was waning…economy opening…a slow, agonizing crawl back to some semblance of normalcy.

Then along comes a rogue, white Minneapolis cop who F’s it all up by taking down a black George Floyd on a lousy, alleged counterfeiting charge, jams his knee into his neck for several minutes as Floyd lay on the ground pleading for his life.

But to no avail…that piece of shit cop, who unsurprisingly has a long history of complaints, ultimately snuffs out Floyd’s life like a Marlboro smoldering in the gutter.

Goodbye Pandemic and Economic Armageddon.  HELLO RIOTS!

Out with the old, in with the new. Continue reading

Useful Idiots

I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating.

Joe Biden struck absolute political gold with the Wuhan Flu.  Period.

Here’s a guy who CLEARLY no longer possesses the cognitive, nor physical, ability to handle the rigors of RUNNING for President, much less RUNNING the country.

Can ANYONE with a straight face disagree with a single syllable of that statement?

It’s the political version of the once great professional athlete that sticks around WAY past their prime, to the point of cringeworthy embarrassment.

Figuratively floating around in amniotic fluid in his cozy comfy political womb…AKA his BASEMENT…he STILL completely F’s up the occasional Zoom interview with his personal cadre of butt-kissing journalists.

And his occasional virtual “rallies”…which resemble SNL skits, and attract crowds smaller than a couple of last place AA minor league teams…are consistently a comedy of technical snafus.

My mother never told me she was hired as the Biden Campaign Technical Lead.

She’s never owned a computer.  Even getting to the right channel for Jeopardy! every night is at best a 50/50, hit-or-miss proposition. Continue reading

Flatten The Curve = Flatten Trump

OK…weren’t we told the sole purpose of shutting down the best goddamn economy ever was to FLATTEN THE CURVE!?

And somehow, this has magically morphed into…

WE MUST SAVE EVERY LIFE!!!  NO VACCINE…NO ECONOMY!!!

I’ll type slowly so the TDS afflicted halfwits can comprehend as I explain what FLATTEN THE CURVE! REALLY friggin’ means.

As described a million times by your beloved Dr. Fauci…FLATTEN THE CURVE means employing a myriad of mitigation measures….and you know what they are…to prevent such massive numbers of people getting infected at the SAME TIME, so as not to overwhelm hospitals/healthcare systems to the point of collapse.

Think blubber boy Michael Moore firing down on your Granny’s rickety old antique chair held together by a wing and a prayer. Continue reading

OBAMABIDENGATE!

It’s nothing short of mind-blowing to watch the Democrats and their incestual media cohorts continue to shuck and jive around the Russia Collusion Scam, it’s phony, scandalous origins, and every related concocted aspect.

Despite shoe after shoe continuing to drop…long after Bob Mueller himself said “uh…never mind” after spending two years and $40 million investigating a fairy tale…these delusional, lying whack jobs STILL acting like it was all real is richer than Barry Obama’s Netflix deals.

The delusion and hubris are disgustingly beyond comprehension.

So, the latest shoe storm that rained on these Leftist Scumbags was the DOJ dismissing the prosecution of Michael Flynn, Trump’s short time National Security Advisor, for lying to the FBI.

NY Post columnist Michael Goodwin wrote a great piece outlining the history of, not only the political lynching of Michael Flynn, but its ties to the whole Russian collusion fiction.

This stuff is so critical to understand, I’m just going to defer to Mr. Goodwin and provide excerpts from his concise journalistic filet mignon instead of my usual blathering corned beef hash blog you’re accustomed to… Continue reading

HOW CONVEEENIENT!

The floodgates opened just a smidge vis-a-vis Sleepy Senile Joe’s coming out party…finally responding to the Tara Reade sexual assault allegations, as did much of the mainstream media.

But before you even THINK about giving these nauseating hypocrites ANY credit, Biden and the media had zero choice BUT to address it at this point…particularly in light of their 24/7 crucifixion of Brett Kavanaugh a mere 18 months ago.

It’s like an arsonist torching a building, then calling the fire department three hours after the place was a pile of ashes.

Quite simply…too little, too late.  Screw your pats on the back.

So, the quick update is that Biden hopped…no…eased…into his stairlift like a warm bubble bath, hit the down button, and descended to his basement bunker last week to do an interview with BSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski. Continue reading

Skirting The Issue

Long before Trump cruised down that escalator in his ritzy 5th Avenue Tower…tastefully adorned in pink marble…the media had already morphed into nothing but a water-carrying, advocacy appendage of the Democrat Party.

We saw it.  We knew it.  And with some degree of resignation, we accepted it.

But now?  In the Age of Trump?  Mere left wing “advocacy” has fully transformed into rabid hostility, driven by relentless and blind hatred.

The difference in reporting is as stark as the “pre” and “post” steroid baseball card pics of sluggers like Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds.

Depending on which “news” outlets you frequent…you MAY have heard recently of serious sexual assault charges leveled against Sleepy Joe back in 1993 by an ex-staffer named Tara Reade.

Horny Joe?  Don’t do it, Donald.  Just let it go. Continue reading

Chuck Fina

My lame switcheroo attempt at NOT dropping an expletive in this week’s blog title.

Speaking of which…I’m occasionally told that I curse too much.  Can you imagine?

The hard fact is that virtually every study shows that cursing: 1) Is a sign of high intelligence, and 2) Has many health benefits.

So yeah, let’s just part ways on this one.

Um…Does it still count as an expletive if it contains a strategically placed *asterisk*?
For example…F*ck You.  Or…Eat Sh*t.

Food for thought.

Anyway…Chuck Fina.  And the goddamn rickshaw they rode in on.

And…uh…apologies to anyone actually NAMED Chuck Fina. Continue reading

Invisible Joe

We’ve heard’em all from our Nicknamer-in-Chief.

Sleepy Joe…Creepy Joe…Crazy Joe.

INVISIBLE JOE?

Politically speaking, this pandemic was an absolute Godsend for these libtards.

Biden seems to be the only guy on the planet quarantined for something other than the Coronavirus.

I may not know much, but I know ONE thing…in terms of Biden on the campaign trail…less is more.

Like golf scores.  And ERA’s.

Hey…who ISN’T a sucker for sports analogies? Continue reading