Democrats look absolutely ridiculous endlessly crowing about meaningless “registered” or “adult” voter (vs likely voter) polls months before the election.

Of course, the Dumbass Dems have elevated “looking ridiculous” to an art form.

The polls vs Hillary looked virtually the same in 2016 at this point.  I mean…have these numb nuts learned NOTHING?

Generally speaking, polls in The Age of Trump are no more useful than a roll of Charmin.

One thing they HAVEN’T been crowing about?  The black vote.  Quiet as a church mouse.

Ya know, the black vote?  The one that typically delivers an effortless 90%+ to the Dems?

Let’s just say many in the African-American community are waking up to the fact that not only has the Democrat Party done virtually nothing for them in the past 50 years, but in fact view them as nothing but useful idiots they can count on come election time.

Quite simply, a political booty call.  And we all know how THOSE end. Continue reading →

I kid you not…three “friends” I’ve had for a couple of decades said the following things to me in the past few months…

“Enjoy supporting a racist for president!”

“All of you Trump supporters are stupid motherf*ckers!”  

Hey, I’m not stupid!

“You’re a f*cking racist!  You’re a f*cking racist!  You’re a f*cking racist!”

OK…once would have been enough…although I’m typically a fan of “emphasis.”

I DO hate it, though, when Mom uses such vile language.

For the most part, I actually thrive on such reactions as I thoroughly enjoy watching these mental defectives suffer involuntary Trump Derangement Syndrome seizures, and hoping beyond hope I had just a small part in driving them to this state of extreme leg-wetting.

Little do they know….it makes me very happy.  Continue reading →

OK, we’re going to get a little…or maybe a lot…wonky this week, politically speaking.

Wonky can oftentimes be code for boring…but this is wicked important, as they say in Boston…so it would behoove you to stick with me if you can.

But before embarking on this journey into the land of political prognostications as it relates to the 2020 election, I wanted to share a random thought from this past weekend.

So, I started thinking about a while ago hearing reports of how cow flatulence is blamed for being a major cause of “global warming.”  I mean, there are cows all over the world…seems like a completely insurmountable problem.

Hey, what can I say?  When I sit in the jacuzzi playing my usual game of seeing how much alcohol I can consume in a 45-minute period, weird thoughts swim through my noggin, OK? Continue reading →

I have this bad habit of discussing politics with people, and regardless of whether we agree or not, I assume they are at least somewhat aware of the gory detail, history, and nuance that I rely on in making sense of it all and forming my opinions.

Most aren’t.  Often, stunningly so.  

The Average Schlub, of course, doesn’t immerse themselves in this political gobbledygook to the level I do.  Or they rot their brains watching CNN and BSNBC.

But you can be “informed,” without being “obsessed.”

Well…obsessed according to my wife.  I categorically reject that.  She also accuses me of being obsessed with Ivanka Trump.  I DO have enough self-awareness to cop to the latter.

Anyway, I can’t explain it…politics just energizes me.  It’s like House of Cards, but for real…and without having to look at that creepy Kevin Spacey.

I mean, you can only watch so much porn.

JUST KIDDING!  JUST KIDDING!!  JUST KIDDING!!!  Pretty much. Continue reading →

Trump had a big soirée at the WH to unveil his “Hispanic Prosperity Initiative,” established by the signing of an Executive Order at the event.

Sounds like something we can all embrace…right?  Think again…

While addressing the group, one of the invitees, Robert Unanue, Hispanic CEO of Goya Foods…have some of their black beans in our pantry right now…had the audacity to say OUT LOUD that Americans are “truly blessed” to have Mr. Trump’s leadership.

Uh oh.  Wait for it….wait for it…IT’S GONNA BLOW!!!

THERE IT IS!!!  The Cancel Culture A-Holes just EXPLODED like Old Faithful…

ACTIVATE!  ACTIVATE!  SWARM!  SWARM! Continue reading →

I am absolutely stunned at the degree to which people completely ignore that Black Lives Matter is a self-described Marxist organization whose singular purpose in life is to destroy America as we know it.

One of the BLM founders said in 2015, “We are trained Marxists.”

I rest my case, Your Honor.

The BLM Bitches of George Soros.  Sounds like a new series on Bravo.

As stated on their website, they want to “disrupt the Western-prescribed nuclear family structure requirement by supporting each other as extended families and “villages” that collectively care for one another.”

They advocate for abolishing all police and all prisons.

Yep, let’s all move to THAT place!  I can already see the bumper sticker.

Poverty.  Despair.  Death.  WE GOT IT ALL!!! Continue reading →

It was always the fatal flaw of political correctness, and it’s evil twin…cancel culture.

Pontificating, virtue-signaling liberals were NEVER going to be able to live up to their own standards.  NEVER.

As it’s often said vis-a-vis the Left and the Media…if they didn’t have double standards, they’d have no standards at all.

Take #MeToo, for example.  When was the last time you heard a Lefty have a hysterical conniption over #MeToo?

Ever since Biden had his own #MeToo issue, no way, no how was the Left going to allow it to damage Basement Boy in any way…it’s like the whole “movement” never existed.

#MeToo has vanished faster than Michael Moore at closing time at the Golden Coral feeding trough. Continue reading →

Much as I tried, I cannot be silent on the victory lap the Lying Media Douchebags are taking because Trump’s Tulsa rally ONLY drew 10,000 or so.

Yes, at least 10,000…not the 6,200 that purportedly had tickets scanned.

Number 1…I saw it with my own eyes…well, on TV.  Number 2…Fox reporter ON THE SCENE, John Roberts…a three decade veteran who spent 20 years at CNN and CBS, and no Trump acolyte…said the place looked 2/3 full, around 12,000.

And a similar number passed through magnetometers.  So let’s be conservative…no pun intended…and safely call it 10,000.

Or roughly the number of calories lard ass Michael Moore shoves in his pie hole every day by noon. Continue reading →

It’s a BLOG, not a BOOK, for shit’s sake.

When I’ve tried to write about too many topics in a single blog post in the past, I’ve failed miserably and had to whittle it down.  Words are free…sometimes I overindulge.

Getting back on that horse, Dammit!  

I’m loving all the shuckin’ and jivin’ around the whole “Defund The Police” idiocy.  Most Democrat politicians are falling all over themselves feverishly explaining how this doesn’t REALLY mean getting RID of the police.

They doth protest too much, methinks.

Who knows what these liars REALLY think, anyway?  I mean, they typically think what some focus group TELLS them to think.

Here’s what they KNOW…this is a big, stinky political crap sandwich for them.  And the Republicans are gonna make more hay of this than Mr. Ed could eat in a year…regardless of varying characterizations. Continue reading →

Just when I thought the Far Left Cranks FINALLY zeroed in on their optimal lithium dose…they’re now screaming to DEFUND THE POLICE!

This has to unequivocally be the single dumbest idea ever articulated.  And there’s a lot of competition for that title.

The sheer idiocy of that notion speaks so loudly for itself, it’s not worthy of any more keystrokes.

I will say that some policing reforms are obviously necessary…like…oh….I don’t know…maybe outlawing oxygen-depriving choke holds, and not allowing police unions to protect consistently rogue cops, for starters.

But whoever thinks those independent swing voters in battleground states are down with defunding/dismantling the police in ANY way, shape, or form, is nuttier than a Planters factory.

And notwithstanding tepid attempts to distance himself from this madness, this is political misery all day long for Biden, as he struggles to court the desperately needed Far Left Bernie Bro’s…the Abolish ICE, Defund The Police wacko wing of his party…and convince them how goddamn progressive and “woke” he is.

Unfortunately for him, his near half-century record in Washington screams otherwise.

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