Eh, not a bad title.  But a distant second to the NY Post headline the next day…GLAZED AND CONFUSED.

BAHAHAHAHA!  Love that.

I thought The Poseidon Adventure was the biggest disaster I’d ever seen until I witnessed Joe Biden’s long delayed first press conference.

Incoherence.  Derailed trains of thought.  Lies.  Reading from notes.  More lies.  A fawning, starry-eyed media. 

I half-thought one of the chick journalists was going to ask him to the Sadie Hawkins Dance.

I like to refer to it as journalistic fellatio.  But then again, I have no qualms with offensive imagery.  I might lose a subscriber or two over THAT one.

Brain freezes, word salads, talking himself into verbal cul-de-sacs for which there was no outlet.

He stumbled more than a dude with two club feet on an icy sidewalk, and incessantly lied his sorry, demented ass off…particularly about the predictable main topic, the crisis at the southern border. Continue reading →

Joe Biden has monumentally exceeded all of my wildest expectations.

I expected him…as merely a confused vessel of the Far Left…to fully, completely, and unequivocally f*ck up this country – but the old senile bastard has done it WAY faster than I ever thought possible.

WELL DONE!

An absolute comedy of errors.  Unfortunately, effing up the country is no laughing matter.

All of these bastards – Biden himself, his 24/7 mask-wearing potted-plant of a VP, and the rest of his “off-the-deep-left-end,” America-hating administration cronies, with an assist from the boot (among other things) licking media, effortlessly lie to your face every time they open their disgusting pie holes.

I’m sensing my next umpteen blogs will be in the vain of…”How is Biden Effing Up The Country…Let Me Count The Ways.”

But lets commence with his gold medal f*ck up, immigration. Continue reading →

Like an opioid addict locked in a CVS pharmacy overnight, I just can’t help myself.  I’m sorry to drag you through this muck again.

But I gotta piggyback a tad on last week’s brilliant dissertation on the breathtaking insanity and divisiveness of cancel culture.

And elevate the conversation to make a much bigger point.

OK, “elevating” conversations isn’t my forte, but I’m gonna give it a whirl.

Again, I’m completely obsessed with this crap…like this week’s latest entry…an attempt by some nitwit NY Times Lib columnist named Charles Blow to cancel Speedy Gonzalez.

No need to brace yourself…I’ll resist jokes about that fabulous last name.  And yes…it’s killing me. Continue reading →

My God, the Wacko Woke Mob has been working three shifts lately.  

It seems every morning lately after I stumble out of bed and swear to God I’ll never drink again, I flip on the tube and hear yet another person or company being canceled for using the wrong friggin’ pronoun, saying something “offensive” in 1979, or some such ridiculous woke shit.

Do these snowflakes have goddamn jobs?  ANY of them?  Always my first thought.  Right after questioning my alcohol consumption, that is.

I’m completely obsessed with this nonsense.  I’ll admit it.  I think it’s like a 57 car pile-up on some iced-over interstate…horribly destructive…but I just can’t look away.

And curiously intrigued by the Commie Pinko jerk-offs that push this crap.  “Loser” doesn’t begin to describe these subversive scumbags. Continue reading →

As I begin writing this blog on Fat Tuesday, I suddenly realize that for Michael Moore, EVERY Tuesday is Fat Tuesday.  Just an observation.

And now, against my better judgement, some “impeachment” observations…

The Founding Fathers…THOSE HORRIBLE SLAVE OWNING RACISTS!…are spinning out of control in their graves like malfunctioning rotisserie chickens at how the Democrats have so cheapened the impeachment process, as to render it completely meaningless.

Just like they did to the word “racist.”

I can hear it now…TRUMP IS THE ONLY PRESIDENT IMPEACHED TWICE!!!  Also two acquittals, douchebags.

Sort of cancels them out, right?  I KNOW the Left understands that “cancel” shit perfectly.

And like that even means ANYTHING…when every Democrat on the planet psychotically screamed they would impeach Trump…BEFORE HE WAS EVEN ELECTED!!

And as such, Libtards…NOBODY TAKES ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY.  Never did.  Except, that is, you and your fawning Media, pleasuring you 24/7 under your fancy antique desk. Continue reading →

Three things that didn’t surprise me this week:

Michael Moore broke ANOTHER scale.
Joe Biden got lost on his way back from the presidential crapper.
Tom Brady won ANOTHER Super Bowl.

Anyway…Not sure how discernible it is from my writings…one might need to read between the old lines…but I do have a bit of a soft spot for Donald Trump, the big lug.

And despite the 2020 election…ripped-off like the hubcaps on a broken down Mercedes on I-95…resulting in just a single term for Big Bad Orange Man…there is a glass half full perspective with all of this.

Truth be told, I’m usually more of a “the glass is friggin’ leaking and EMPTY” kind of guy.

To be clear, glass half-full for me…and about 75 million of my closest friends…NOT the Trump Derangement Syndrome half-wits, clearly suffering from an even worse, fully metastasized version of post-Trump TDS, destroying them from within, like some flesh-eating amoeba.

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Last week, I bloviated about a couple of the more disastrous Biden executive orders/actions…and there are a shit ton of others…but I won’t belabor the point.

OK, maybe for one more week.  [The crowd groans]

Ya know, I’m a curious guy…and I just can’t get past this one particular executive order allowing transgender folks…biological “males”…to participate in “women’s” sports.

I mean, was there some clamoring for this in the country that I wasn’t aware of?  Is it some kind of weird “virtue signaling” or “identity politics” the left is pathetically addicted to?  Is Biden making a full-court-press for the “transgender” vote in 2024?

I mean…is THAT even a “thing?”

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!

Look, God knows I have nothing against transgender folks…although some Lefty A-Hole out there will surely brand me a bigot for daring to even question this nonsense…but, c’mon…WTF?

With the stroke of a pen, President Sleepy effectively destroys women’s sports? Continue reading →

We’re often told elections have consequences.  True dat.

Especially stolen ones.

And this has never been proven MORE true than this past week…the first week of the Biden Administration…which, if it were a summer flick, would be titled, “F*cking Up America One Executive Order at a Time.”

Or maybe “Weekend at Joey’s.”

A propped-up presidency.  Literally.  I swear, I thought I saw one of his sniveling lackeys hold a mirror under his nostrils to see if it fogged up.

PADDLES!!  CLEAR !!!

Anyway…Biden crammed an executive order colonoscopy…sans lube…up the collective caboose of Americans in the first week…already 40 and counting…AN ALL-TIME RECORD! as The Donald would proudly exclaim…one more disastrous for the country than the next. Continue reading →

When Freddie Mercury crooned, “another one bites the dust,” he was clearly referring to BS liberal media narrative.

Multiple ongoing investigations into the epic failure of the Capitol police and DC Mayor Muriel Bowser to secure the Capitol building on January 6th clearly indicate there was dire, actionable intelligence rifling through multiple law enforcement agencies days before the Capitol riots that right wing extremist groups had plans to violently storm the Capitol…with zippo interest in Trump’s ACTUAL speech.

And clearly paying no heed to The Donald’s admonition to “peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard.”

This will surely go down as the most stark and egregious law enforcement failure in U.S. history.

So stark, in fact, that both sides of the aisle are completely simpatico on that point, which unequivocally undermines the concocted left wing narratives that TRUMP INCITED AN INSURRECTION!! and HE MUST BE IMPEACHED NOW!!!

Pure insanity.  What blithering, lying A-Holes.  But of course, facts are as meaningless to a Lefty as a kale salad is to lard ass Michael Moore. Continue reading →

With tweets like the following, what do you expect to happen???

“Our election was hijacked.  There is no question.  Congress has a duty to #ProtectOurDemocracy & #FollowTheFacts.”

Horrible.  I mean…wait…my assistant is telling me something.  What?  That wasn’t Trump?  That was a Nancy Pelosi tweet on May 16th, 2017?

GOTCHA!  Hahahahaha…

OK, time to put on my serious hat…to the extent possible anyway.

The attack on the Capitol on January 6th was a horrific, disgusting and nauseating event perpetrated by extremist Right Wing assholes.  Period.  Full stop.

As with 99.9% of the rest of the country, I was shocked and saddened at the sight of this violent mayhem, and fully condemn every speck of it.

A far cry from cities burning in the “Summer of Rage,” vis-a-vis universal condemnation.  Just sayin’.

A warped moment of unity spawned by an event cloaked in disunity. Continue reading →