Ah, so many things and people to bitch about, mock, and rail on, and so little time.   Getting right to it…

At the risk of stating the obvious…there’s a single reason for Joe Biden’s tepid, less than enthusiastic support of Ukraine and Churchillian Bad Ass ex-Comedian Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

I mean, too little, too late, milque toast sanctions, which have barely left a mark on Putin’s ability to continue to rake in billions daily hawking his dirty oil to fund the war…refusal to cough up some of the old Soviet-era MiG jets Zelenskyy is begging for, and would be a total game-changer…and a breathtaking inability to say out loud he even wants a Ukraine victory.

The reason Alzheimer Joe is kissing that evil MFer Putin’s shirtless Commie Pinko ass should be obvious to anyone with any semblance of a brain…with apologies to The Scarecrow.

Guys like Putin in Russia, Xi Jinping in China, and others…and their respective intelligence agencies…know every excruciating detail of the Biden Crime Family’s influence-selling operation over the past few decades.

EVERY.  SINGLE.  DETAIL. Continue reading →

I love how people still use the term THE BIG LIE!!!  And most often with blood drenched veins bulging from their temples.

It’s so become part of our political vernacular, I don’t even have to define it here…we ALL know what it refers to.  And notwithstanding ongoing forensic audits of ballots in multiple battleground states that have turned up a multitude of, shall we say, “issues” with hundreds of thousands of ballots…most of us will go to our graves believing what we believe on that front.

And that’s just fine.

But THE BIG LIE itself is a big lie.  And it has absolutely nothing to do with the existence (or not) of fraudulent votes.

A couple weeks ago, The NY TIMES very quietly admitted the infamous Hunter Biden Laptop was, in fact, as real as the waves of blubber enveloping Michael Moore’s bloated carcas.  And it was quite stealthily slipped deep into the bowels of some story about Hunter Biden’s mounting legal and tax issues.

Into the 24th paragraph, to be precise.  And as you know, we here at The Drunken Republican are slaves to accuracy. Continue reading →

Ukraine.  What a clusterf*ck.  That goddamn Putin.  Riding around shirtless on a friggin’ horse.  Remember that?  Who does he think he is, Mark Wahlberg?  Now THERE’S a guy that looks good shirtless…so the ladies tell me.

Anyway…A recent Harvard-Harris poll indicates that 62% of Americans believe Putin doesn’t invade Ukraine if Trump was President.

Intuitively obvious, no?

And the 38% that disagreed with that are the same roughly 38% that polling shows approves of Biden’s abysmal, nearly annihilistic job performance.  Funny how that works, huh?

I mean, Putin pulled this shit under Bush 43 (Georgia), Obumma (Crimea), and now Ukraine under Dementia Joe.

No way to definitively PROVE this of course.  But one can often draw very clear conclusions based on a shit ton of evidence, history, and in Trump’s case, a body of work. Continue reading →

Gone are the days when I thought of Canada, just three things came to mind…

Hockey, of course…calling people HOSERS!…and all those Loser Libs who definitively declare “I SWEAR I’M MOVING TO CANADA” if some Republican (even those not named Trump) wins an election.  And sadly, not a one of them ever…EVER…follows-thru.

But as always…hope springs eternal.  Put more bluntly…Love it or leave it, a-hole.

Anyway…Every damn one of us should be absolutely sickened at the images of the police brutality those Canadian truckers have endured for simply PEACEFULLY PROTESTING authoritarian, freedom-killing, non-science based Covid vaccine mandates forced on them by that Progressive Pansy Justin Trudeau.

I get that those peacefully protesting truckers were impacting commerce between the U.S. and Canada by blocking transportation routes.  And that Trudeau was within his rights to threaten arrest unless the truckers at least stopped blocking roads while protesting.

Of course, as you probably know, this is simply know as “civil disobedience”…which MAY ultimately get you arrested…but as any good leg-wetting liberal worth his salt will tell you is a completely, and historically, legitimate form of “peaceful” protest.

But that’s not what I’m talking about, Willis. Continue reading →

So….Who the hell is Ray Epps, anyway?

Not 100% sure yet, really.  Nobody’s talking.  But here’s what it looks like…

First, Epps is a 60-year-old retired Marine who was a member of the right wing Arizona Oath Keepers.

And quite the mysterious figure vis-a-vis his January 6th coming out party.

So many complex aspects to this…details, timelines, videos, etc…so I’ll try to boil it down Reader’s Digest style.  Admittedly, NOT my greatest skill…I’m much, much better at things like swilling IPA’s and fat shaming that bulbous buffoon Michael Moore.

BTW…Lots of phenomenal, excruciatingly detailed investigative reporting and connecting the dots on this, particularly from an outfit called “Revolver News,” The Washington Examiner, among others.

Trust me, I’m only giving you a small fraction of it…just to paint the picture. Continue reading →

If you read Part 1 of this trilogy…and why wouldn’t you…you know the whole rap about how Pelosi greased the skids for chaos to ensue on Jan 6th by refusing to activate 10 to 20 thousand National Guard that Trump approved thru the DoD, gave her on a goddamn silver platter, and implored her to mobilize.

NOT incompetence, mind you, but 100% by design…for purely nefarious political purposes…and quite frankly, brilliantly executed.  WELL DONE!!!  C’mon, credit where credit is due.  NOBODY on the planet…and I mean NOBODY…is truly incompetent enough to NOT activate the Guard that day.

Let’s peel the onion back a bit.

Almost immediately on Jan. 6th, the Dems and media wailed about the MASSIVE SECURITY FAILURE!!!  Of course, as I clearly explained, it was no failure at all.  In fact, it was a raging success.

Still, to perpetuate and juice the fake narrative, you need a fall guy.  Two in this case…the House Sergeant-at-Arms Paul Irving, and Capitol Police Chief Steven Sund, both of whom “resigned.” Continue reading →

Got a lot to say.  What else is new?…said everyone in unison.  Not going full-on Rocky with this shit, but it WILL be a trilogy.

You want the truth?  Read on.  If not…walk away.

Let’s start with this…

Virtually everyone on the Right…every Republican…has completely condemned this Jan. 6th protest that morphed into a riot at certain points, plenty of criminal trespassing and assaults on police.

OK, at this point, take a deep breath…maybe a dark chocolate edible melted over a Xanax…or whatever works for you…

Repeat after me…This was not an INSURRECTION!!!  There were no ARMED INCURRECTIONISTS!!!

See?  That wasn’t hard. Continue reading →

So, here I sit, stuck in the middle of this Holiday purgatory, ya know, that no-man’s-land week between Christmas and New Year’s Day.  Just been chillin’, looking forward to the winter of  sickness and death promised to us by our beloved, squinty-eyed White House occupant.

Been a pretty low key week…in fact the most exciting thing that happened was someone attempting to post a comment expressing GREAT disappointment upon learning that I was still alive and had NOT in fact died of Covid.  Ah, the life of a political blogger.

The Drunken Republican Investigative Division has kicked-off a probe on that aforementioned nasty comment, and has initially narrowed the suspect list to either my wife or mother.  I sense some sort of weird collaboration.  Stay tuned.

Anyway…in my never-ending quest to amuse myself (which often comes in the form of mocking and shitting on Joe Biden), and still very much in the Holiday spirit, I immediately thought it would be a hoot to rewrite the lyrics of Jingle Bells in that Biden-Mocking genre.

So warm up those vocal cords and sing-along to this political version of Jingle Bells, quite obviously and appropriately titled, “Biden Sucks.”  Enjoy! Continue reading →

Pretty sure I just set the inauspicious record for the longest stretch of time without posting a blog…close to a month…since I started this nonsense way back in 2016, when Crooked Hillary was still coughing her way through piss-poorly attended campaign events, and rocking the XXL pantsuit du jour.

Not that anyone gives a shit or even noticed…he said self-loathingly, channeling his inner Eeyore, Winnie-the-Pooh’s donkey pal.

Anyway, finally back on that horse.

And now for something completely different…as the Monty Python guys used to say…and without further ado…

WELCOME…FOR ONE WEEK ONLY…TO THE DRUNKEN REPUBLICAN TRAVEL BLOG!!!

THE CROWD GOES WILD!!! Continue reading →

Kyle Rittenhouse.  Self Defense.  NOT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS.  Obviously.

At least obvious to honest people with an IQ over 50 that actually watched the trial…which clearly excludes all Biden voters, and even Sleepy himself, who stunningly and inappropriately tweeted that he was “angry and concerned” about the verdict.

Can you imagine an occupant of the White House defecating on that brave jury and our justice System like that?  Absolutely nauseating.  Go back to sleep Joe, you idiotic corrupt dementia patient.

But this trial was far more than what felt like a daytime legal reality series watched obsessively by housewives and old retired dudes.  It was an absolute case study in everything that’s destroying our country…phony media narratives cloaked in the purposely divisive politics of race.

It was the media narrative itself…phonier than the fake boobs on some extremely high maintenance trophy wife…that prompted action by Rittenhouse in the first place that fateful night in Kenosha, and will change his life forever.

If you recall, BLM (& other) rioters commenced burning down Kenosha, Wisconsin in August 2020 after the Media Marxists reported that a black dude by the name of Jacob Blake…whom they inaccurately described as “unarmed”…was shot by a police officer, paralyzing him.

LET THE LIE ORGY BEGIN!!! Continue reading →