Only today’s Trump-Hating mental midgets, all likely sporting matching Che Guevara t-shirts they bought in a flash sale on Etsy, can take an epic July 4th shindig in the nation’s Capital…celebrating the greatness of America and its kick-ass military…and draw parallels to the world’s worst dictatorships.

I’ve seen saner individuals donning monogrammed straitjackets and drool buckets.

We know the drill.  An event in which Trump is involved is announced.  The Loony Leftist Leg-Wetters warn of the impending end of the Republic.  Event happens, the Republic lives.

Lather.  Rinse.  Repeat.

Hey, don’t get me wrong.  I LOVE LOVE LOVE mocking these Libtards.  It’s sport for me.  In fact, one might surmise that my entire blog is based on it.  And most importantly…it brings me great joy. Continue reading →

Happy 4th everyone!  If you’re anything like me, you thank God every day for being born in the greatest country in the history of the world.  If not…one simple message…

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, BABY!!!

Now, on to some business.  The Drunken Republican never rests, even on holidays…

Sometimes I consider myself to be a very decisive person.  Sometimes not.  Sort of on the fence with that.

But it’s becoming increasingly difficult to focus on a single subject while living in Trump’s weekly cavalcade of chaos.  I use that personally coined phrase in awe…not disparagement.

And speaking of “focus”…fingers crossed that my ratcheted-up ADD meds will kick in…any…minute…now…

Anyway…I may as well rename my blog “Things That Pissed Me Off Last Week.”  Pretty much what it amounts to… Continue reading →

You know, when I transport my mind back to 2016, and recall that rather bloated Republican field vying for the GOP nomination for President…it was a pretty doggone bunch of distinguished, impressive, well-qualified individuals.

Yeah, yeah…I know what you’re thinking…I’m SOOOOOO shocked The Drunken Republican just LOVED the REPUBLICANS that ran in 2016.

Fine…think what you will.

But I’m sorry…when you compare THAT field to the almost couple dozen far left cranks and no name schlubs nobody’s ever f*cking heard of…um…you REALLY want to debate me on this?

‘Cause you’re gonna lose…miserably… Continue reading →

Last week was Heaven.  Pure Heaven.

If you’re an unapologetic Trump supporter like yours truly…proudly deplorable to the effing bone…you no doubt endlessly enjoy the hysterical, unhinged reactions of the Trump Derangement Syndrome crowd to The Donald…his every action…every syllable uttered…no matter how benign.

Just the mere sight of him, or hearing his name spoken out loud makes that little vein pop right out of the side of their foreheads.

Haha…YOU know the one I’m talking about!

Now, I’ve been out of college for a few…ahem…decades…but if I remember correctly from my Psych 101 class…I believe the clinical psychological term to describe such nonsensically embarrassing behavior is “LOSING ONE’S SHIT!” Continue reading →

When I think of Bob Mueller, I can’t help but harken back to just a few short years ago, when people used to bow at the altar of his buddy, Jim Comey.  And fawningly spew nonsense like, “Comey has the most integrity in the room.”

There’s never a barf bag around when you need it.

Well, if it’s a room full of self-absorbed, narcissistic, unethical hacks…I might be on board with that sentiment.

We’ve now heard the same friggin’ rubbish about Bob Mueller for the past two years, but he has shown to be nothing more than Comey’s Mini Me…wallowing around in the same unethical, DC mucky swamp.

DC, an acronym for Dirty Cops, of course. Continue reading →

I have to tell you…I think I understand Donald Trump almost as well as Melania does.  Of course, she’ll know things I NEVER will.  And let’s keep it that way.

But one thing has had me entirely perplexed.  And that is why he had not as yet declassified documents relating to the various investigations of the 2016 campaign.

Because he can.  Quite easily.

I mean, the basic outline of facts are well known and documented.  Trump was set up by the dirty cops at the upper echelons of the FBI and DOJ to appear to have conspired with Russia to give him an advantage in the 2016 election.

Then Jim Comey’s leak of classified information to The NY Times through an intermediary, spawned…as was his intent, fully admitted in sworn testimony…the Special Counsel investigation, filling Bob Mueller’s dance card for a couple of years.

An attempted bloodless coup…that failed miserably. Continue reading →

If you can find it in yourself to humor me,  I’m going to wander off the reservation a bit.  Can’t be THAT predictable every week.

You know the drill…Trump good.  Democrats bad.

To be perfectly candid, I’m not going to have much of anything good to say about the gaggle of Socialists…and those laughably pretending NOT to be…running for the Democrat nomination for President over the next 18 months or so.

Please, try to hide your shock at that little peek into the future.

But I’m pretty damn impressed with one individual in the crowd of Democrats vying to be the chosen one to get waxed by The Donald in 2020.

Well, I can stay silent no longer… Continue reading →

Nobody ever said it was gonna be easy.

One of President Trump’s major promises…probably, second only to plugging the holes in the southern border sieve…was improving upon the existing crappy trade deals around the globe.

Generally speaking, I LOVE the intellectually pleasing strategy of knocking out the easy shit first.  In the context of trade deals, that was doing the negotiation hokey pokey with Mexico, Canada, and the EU right out of the gate.

Done, done, and done.  Now, whether Congress will actually ratify any completed agreements is a story for another day.  But given that their aversion to giving Trump a “win” on ANYTHING is as strong as Michael Moore’s aversion to a padlocked refrigerator…don’t bet on it. Continue reading →

So…The epic fail-fest began with the release of the long-awaited Mueller report…what was supposed to be Christmas turned out to be April Fools Day for the Democrats…so appropriate.

Once THAT blew up in their face like the exploding cigar your wiseguy buddy lit up for you, Plan B is a desperate orgy of contrived investigations that are nothing more than presidential harassment…for which the Democrats will be rightly kicked in the nuts at the ballot box.

Damn, almost forgot…there is one REAL investigation…that our Aussie friends would call “The Boomerang.”  The whole fraudulent concoction of this phony Russian collusion BS is getting exposed faster than your creepy neighborhood flasher on the street corner sporting a dirty raincoat and an old tattered pair of Keds. Continue reading →

My God, waiting for Sleepy Joe Biden to FINALLY enter the 2020 presidential scrum felt every bit like the misery of waiting an hour and a half in line to ride Space Mountain.

At least there’s the payoff of an exhilarating thrill at The Mouse House.

What the hell did Biden give us for the marathon of waiting?

Some boring, lame-ass video where he looked more like a goddamn hostage than a presidential candidate.  I found myself searching for some hooded ISIS filth twirling their machetes in the background.

And thanks for the insinuations Joe, about what a miserable, racist scumbag Trump is.

About as original as your hair plugs.

Anyway, let’s move on to the subject at hand.  It’s time for Sleepy Joe’s post-prune juice, mid-afternoon siesta. Continue reading →