I’ve learned a lot of things from writing this blog for over 3 years.

And one of those things is that Thanksgiving and Christmas weeks really suck if you’re looking for clicks.

I mean, people are just too damn busy to give a shit about reading some snarky political blog…or simply consumed with getting on the other side of some crushing holiday hangover.

I feel ya, there.

And besides…who wants to be subjected to endless Michael Moore fat jokes at the very moment we’re all packing on those dreaded Holiday pounds.

Anyway, just a quick impeachment update so as not to deprive any political junkies out there in dire need of their weekly Drunken Republican fix.

I am a “Man of the People,” after all… Continue reading →

We’ve reached Final Jeopardy.

Good luck.

Answer:  This man had his reputation and civil rights defecated on by the Trump-Hating Deep State, and should sue the ass off of the Justice Department.

Annoying Jeopardy music playing……………..OK, pencils down.

Question:  Who is Carter Page?

So glad you asked.

Carter Page was a fringe foreign policy advisor to the Trump campaign back in 2016.  And the corrupt upper echelon of the DOJ and FBI falsely accused poor old Carter of being a Russian asset as justification to obtain a FISA warrant to spy on him AND the Trump campaign.

It was at THAT very moment…the water broke…and the Trump/Russian collusion hoax was born. Continue reading →

It was as predictable as a February snowstorm in Duluth.

The long-awaited Articles of Impeachment.

More like Farticles of Impeachment.  This whole thing has stunk to high heaven from the get-go.

The impeachment obsessed House Dems gleefully delivered this inevitable political happy ending to their Far Left Masters as the Founding Fathers spin like The Mouse House tea cups.

The Articles?…Abuse of Power?  Obstruction of Congress?  Bad Haircut?

Ok, the last one ain’t real.  May as well be though.  It’s as asinine as the first two.

I mean…can you GET more vague?  These charges are thinner than Joe Biden’s hair plugs.

What the hell happened to Bribery?  Quid Pro Quo?  Extortion?  

IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE!!!…said every Democrat in the Milky Way.

Sure.  Sure there was. Continue reading →

I am sick to death of writing about impeachment…taking a breather this week.  At least.

Cool with you?

Well…OK…just a few comments before moving on…

This week, House Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler…the Human Weeble himself…is dragging in four Constitutional legal scholars to testify.

Three to advocate FOR impeachment…ALL three with known biases against Trump.

Heck…why not get ALL four that are in the tank?   Ya know, go big or go home.

Sounds as exciting as listening to Michael Moore’s arteries hardening.

Thanks…but I’ll pass. Continue reading →

Love that “Dummies” book series.  Always felt it was written just for me.

Anyway…don’t waste your time watching hours and hours of how THIS Ambassador or THAT Ambassador felt about President Trump’s dealings and communications with Ukraine.

“It made me uncomfortable.”  “It was inappropriate.”

WAAAAHHHHH!

Did it give you a rash on your privates too?

I’ll go out on a limb and say 90% of the unelected bureaucrats in the government would describe the entire Trump presidency that way.

If THOSE were the standards for impeaching a duly elected a President, then by all means…IMPEACH AWAY!

But of course it’s not…unless you’re donning a pussy hat in your cozy safe space while watching those nauseating yentas on The View. Continue reading →

At least once a day, I’m in a situation, or someone says something, and I blurt out…”Hey, that was like in that Seinfeld episode…”

Like when I see a woman sporting rather large, masculine hands.

MAN HANDS!!!

So, given the embarrassingly unhinged behavior of the Democrats since November 9, 2016…that glorious day AFTER Trump beat the pantsuit off Miss Droopy Drawers…here’s an exchange between Jerry and Elaine that’s been pulsing through my head in a loop like “It’s a Small World” after my last trip to the Mouse House.

Jerry:  You faked it?
Elaine:  I faked it.
Jerry:  That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?
Elaine:  Not bad, huh?
Jerry:  What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming.
Elaine:  Fake, fake, fake, fake.

OK, sexual dalliances aside…this IS a political blog, after all…what HAVEN’T the Democrats faked in their quest to crowbar Trump out of the Oval? Continue reading →

Oh man, so many interesting things to comment on recently…it’s like a whole long list of IPA’s at the random breweries that I frequent.  The adult version of the kid in the candy store.

Um…one of each, please.

And so it goes, too, in the world of politics.

Currently, we all seem helpless in ridding ourselves of the impeachment stink sprayed on us by the skunky Democrats…specifically, since January 20, 2017…when a Washington Post column published precisely 19 minutes after Trump’s inauguration was titled…”The Campaign To Impeach President Trump Has Begun.”

There’s simply not enough Lithium in the Milky Way to beat these whack jobs into any semblance of sanity.

19 effing minutes.  This is why rational people don’t take ANY of this seriously.  Never did.

Funny thing is, everyone seems to be in on the joke…except the Democrats themselves, and their incestual paramours in the Fake News Media.

Ew. Continue reading →

On May 2, 2011…a day after the clandestine…and successful…mission to kill that sub-human piece of filth Osama bin Laden, the NY Times had a headline that read…”Obama Finds Praise, Even From Republicans.”

I remember that time well…pretty universal praise for…of course, the killing of bin Laden…but also President Obama.

And rightly so.

Americans celebrated that day.  All Americans.

Doing the dead terrorist happy dance.

I mean, offing a top terrorist scumbag can be quite the unifying event.

Until now, apparently.

Thanks for the reciprocity, Libs. Continue reading →

President Trump’s pullout of a handful of troops in Syria…only about 28 he says…caused quite the kerfuffle. 

I could have shared my thoughts on this last week…but admittedly, I’m no Middle East expert.  Far from it.

Now, if you’re looking for an expert on Seinfeld, the NY Mets, or a list of IPA’s SO hoppy they’ll curl your toes…then I’m your man.  But beyond that….

Plus, I’ve found it’s ALWAYS prudent to let such things marinate for a bit before haphazardly bloviating.

In other words, the “mature” approach…SO unlike me.  

My wife is nodding her head in enthusiastic agreement.

Anyway…Like I do everything else in life…I’ll do this backwards, and give my bottom line take on this first. Continue reading →

Or is it Meep Meep?  Hmmm…the debate rages on.

Anyway…remember those old Road Runner cartoons?  Man, I loved those.

That stupid f*cking Wile E. Coyote practically went to the ends of the earth to kill that pesky Road Runner, and every time, it blew up right in his stupid coyote face.

I mean, literally.  Like ten sticks of dynamite from the Acme Dynamite Company blew up on his head…or he got pushed off a cliff….or unceremoniously crushed by a boulder.  And lived to tell about it.  EVERY. FRIGGIN’. TIME.

If Mr. Coyote was a cat with just nine lives, he would have croaked in 1966.

Anyway..aren’t we just seeing the same slapstick silliness in politics today?  The Coyote Democrats dying a political death every time they roll out their impeachment scheme du jour…ya know, the one that finally…FINALLY…leads to the demise of Road Runner Trump. Continue reading →