Buckle up for Part 2 of the 37-Part “Why Trump Wins” series.

Nah…just kidding.  Only 3 parts.  But it COULD be 37 parts.  And then some.

Anyway…Biden’s entire campaign pitch is the following…

• Trump personally killed over 200,000 people by bungling the Coronavirus response.
• Trump makes Hitler look like Mother Teresa, he eats babies, and kills puppies.  Or is it kills babies and eats puppies??  I can never keep that straight.
  

Anyway, the latter is what it is.  I learned decades ago never to argue with crazy F’ers, and that practice serves me well to this day.

But the former, while certainly supported by wacky, leg-wetting, left wing media narrative, isn’t supported in the slightest by ANY coherent fact pattern.

Facts are to Libs as kryptonite is to Superman.  Never forget that. Continue reading →

Wait for it…wait for it…

Ah, there it is…

That wonderful splattering sound was Biden FINALLY and UNEQUIVOCALLY taking a header off of that political tightrope he’s been tenuously balanced on for months…and I’ve been bloviating about ad nauseam.

Yeah, that was Biden…NOT the Coyote…disappearing in a cloud of dust.  Meep!  Meep!

Play with fire, you’re gonna get burned.  Jesus, I sound like my mother.

STOP RUNNING WITH THOSE SCISSORS!!  YOU’LL TAKE YOUR EYE OUT!!!

The idea of “court packing” just sent Joe and Kamala packing.

President Trump tried to wrap court packing around Biden’s pencil neck in their debate…but a bald tire gets more traction than ANYTHING out of that melee.

Enter Mike “If You’re Not My Wife, I Won’t Have Lunch With You” Pence, who for the first time, clearly and coherently posed that unfiltered question in the VP debate to that smug, condescending, embarrassingly phony, president wannabe and Queen of dumb bitchy faces, Kamala Harris.

Lib moderator Susan Page of USA Today CERTAINLY wasn’t going to. Continue reading →

I know, I know…I disappeared for a while.  I was at an undisclosed location with Dick Cheney and Elvis.

Man, those guys can party.

Not really.

What’s that?  You didn’t even notice my very conspicuous absence?  Shocker.

Anyway, my better-half and I decided to hit the open road for about 10 days in a rented Jaguar SUV…and a sweet ride it was.  Jet black.  Total bad ass.

Black Jags Matter.

Or as I named her…The White Privilegemobile.

Anyway…Lots of hiking and breweries.  OK, more breweries than hiking.  Either way, who has time to write?

Lots to catch up on. Continue reading →

Trump never ceases to amaze, does he?

In the face of massive, unrelenting, and often scandalous resistance…that commenced the very damn minute he and his gorgeous specimen of a wife, Melania, glided down that shiny Trump Tower escalator in 2015 to announce his candidacy…he continues to rack up momentous accomplishments, like Tom Brady racks up Super Bowl wins.

Well, probably not this year.  Sorry Tampa.

We ALL know the long list of wins…yes, ALL OF US…even those Trump-Hating Socialist Schmucks who refuse to admit and/or report it

One thing we can all agree…Trump’s not a guy that rests on his laurels.

So this week…when we witnessed a monumentally historic normalization of relations between Israel and two Middle East nations…United Arab Emirates and Bahrain…were any of us surprised?

It’s been 26 years since anything like this happened, when Jordan normalized relations with Israel in 1994.  Before that?  Egypt in 1978.  That’s it.

Until now.

And several other nations in the region lining up to smoke’em the peace pipe.

Pretty sure that was cultural appropriation.  Oopsie! Continue reading →

So…I suppose at this point one might say that my “trademark” of sorts has become poking a little harmless fun at Wacko Lib Michael Moore and his…um…apparent struggles with things like Body Mass Index and shoe-horning himself into miniscule airplane seats.

As one who leads a very healthy lifestyle, I fear a “slight” uptick in my alcohol consumption during the Wuhan virus confinement has resulted in a few extra pounds…and feeling a bit hypocritical as a result.

Her: “Honey, HOW MANY beers have you had today?”

Me: “Just two sweetie pie…the first and the last.” 

So this week, I will dispense with my usual good-natured mocking of Moore’s nauseating rotundness to discuss some very honest and perceptive comments he actually made last week about the upcoming election. Continue reading →

Who?  Us?  Worried?…said every Biden campaign lackey, nervously.

Their desperation is palpable.  

You can see it.  You can smell it.  Like an elephant crapping on your head.

So…It took the trifecta of focus groups, criticism from a couple of left-wing CNN talking heads, and cratering battle-ground poll numbers to nudge Punxsutawney Joe to poke his plug-filled melon out of his basement womb to FINALLY denounce the extreme violence destroying long-time Democrat-run cities.

AND BLAME TRUMP FOR ALL OF IT!!!  WHAT!?!?

In a conversation between Lefty CNN Douchebags Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo, Lemon actually admitted the Dems need to address the violence…BECAUSE IT’S AFFECTING POLL NUMBERS!

“As you know and I know, it’s showing up in the polling.  It’s showing up in focus groups.  It is the only thing…it is the only thing right now that is sticking.” Continue reading →

Big week.  The Republican convention?  Nope.  Bigger.

This week…brace yourself…you will have the extreme pleasure of reading my 200th BLOG POST!

THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!  WOMEN ARE CRYING!!!  SWOONING!!!  FAINTING!!!  

Eat you heart out, Beatles.

Or stated another way…about 185 Michael Moore fat jokes.  Scratch that…not fat.  Calorically challenged.  Gotta be PC, don’t want to be canceled by the Commie Freak Posse.

Started four years ago, almost to the day, a couple months before The Donald had his way with Hillary.

Electorally speaking, that is.  Ew.

OK, I know nobody gives a shit…I’m no Pollyanna.  But sometimes you gotta toot your own horn, ya know? Continue reading →

According to the Lefty cranks over at the NY Times, Joe Biden’s VP pick, California Senator Kamala Harris is a “pragmatic moderate.”

Yep, and I’m Tom Brady’s backup in Tampa this year.  Assuming there is a year.

C’mon, those Commie Pinkos at The NY Times would characterize Fidel Castro as just a smidge left of center.

The Dumbocrat party takes the American public for complete blithering idiots as they peddle this “moderate” bullshit while at the same time navigating that grease-slicked tightrope of simultaneously courting the America-hating, Socialist AOC crowd.

Who even knew there were any moderate Dems still kicking?  Didn’t they go the way of the Dodo bird?

Anyway…Here’s how moderate this broad is… Continue reading →

Democrats look absolutely ridiculous endlessly crowing about meaningless “registered” or “adult” voter (vs likely voter) polls months before the election.

Of course, the Dumbass Dems have elevated “looking ridiculous” to an art form.

The polls vs Hillary looked virtually the same in 2016 at this point.  I mean…have these numb nuts learned NOTHING?

Generally speaking, polls in The Age of Trump are no more useful than a roll of Charmin.

One thing they HAVEN’T been crowing about?  The black vote.  Quiet as a church mouse.

Ya know, the black vote?  The one that typically delivers an effortless 90%+ to the Dems?

Let’s just say many in the African-American community are waking up to the fact that not only has the Democrat Party done virtually nothing for them in the past 50 years, but in fact view them as nothing but useful idiots they can count on come election time.

Quite simply, a political booty call.  And we all know how THOSE end. Continue reading →

I kid you not…three “friends” I’ve had for a couple of decades said the following things to me in the past few months…

“Enjoy supporting a racist for president!”

“All of you Trump supporters are stupid motherf*ckers!”  

Hey, I’m not stupid!

“You’re a f*cking racist!  You’re a f*cking racist!  You’re a f*cking racist!”

OK…once would have been enough…although I’m typically a fan of “emphasis.”

I DO hate it, though, when Mom uses such vile language.

For the most part, I actually thrive on such reactions as I thoroughly enjoy watching these mental defectives suffer involuntary Trump Derangement Syndrome seizures, and hoping beyond hope I had just a small part in driving them to this state of extreme leg-wetting.

Little do they know….it makes me very happy.  Continue reading →