As I’m about to publish this blog, the Georgia Senate runoff looks like the Socialists will unbelievably take both seats, although the Perdue/Ossoff race is too close to call.  But with many of the remaining votes coming from deep blue DeKalb county near Atlanta, the writing seems to be on the wall like graffiti on a subway car.

AND…Republicans in the House and Senate will formally contest Sleepy’s election, while Trump is set to speak to tens of thousands of supporters in DC protesting the fraud that was perpetrated on November 3rd.

So…as all of this progresses and marinates in my brain for a week…along with copious amounts of 80-proof beverages…you’ll have to wait patiently for my brilliant, biting analysis.  Or incoherent, offensive rants.  Depending on your perspective.

But until then…

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Monty Python fans will recognize that title.

Anyway…one thing I’ve learned from writing this blog since 2016 is that viewership is pretty depressed around the Holidays.  Well, sort of depressed ALL the time, but you know what I mean.

Folks are really busy spending time with family, engorging themselves with food and booze, trying to keep their crazy uncle on special Holiday release from the loony bin from frightening the children.

I get it.

But since I hate just going dark…same with turkey and chicken btw, and no, that’s NOT racist…I have in the past just written a (hopefully) funny poem, or some shit like that.

I’ll get caught up on a lot of juicy subjects in the new year, but for now, I have written my own…albeit shortened…version of Jingle Bells, that I have titled, “Wrinkled Balls”…an ode of sorts to our Illegitimate President-Elect, Joe What’s-His-Name.

And of course, it helps if you sing it in your head to the cadence of the actual “Jingle Bells.”

For full nauseating effect.

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When I heard that Eric Swalwell, Piss Ant Weasel Lying Congressman from the People’s Republic of California, was targeted for several years by a Cutie Commie Chinese spy named Christine Fang, AKA Fang Fang (that’s slang), who we must assume gave Swalwell a little poon tang by doing some bang bang….I just went, DANG, THE WHOLE SHEBANG!

Anyway, now that I have your attention…

In a nutshell, according to Axios…”Through campaign fundraising, extensive networking, personal charisma, and romantic or sexual relationships…Fang was able to gain proximity to political power.”

And Swalwell was one of Fang’s most significant targets in her quest to gather political intelligence and influence rising U.S. officials on China-related issues.

This Chinese spy-fest came crashing down in 2015 when alarmed federal investigators told Swalwell to cease and desist.  This also marked the first day of Swalwell’s next dry spell. Continue reading →

Groucho Marx was decades ahead of his time when he said…”Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”

Sounds like a new Dem-O-Crap party bumper sticker.

Russian collusion?  Fake Impeachment?  The Biden Crime Family?  STOLEN ELECTIONS?  Yeah.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE!  BASELESS ALLEGATIONS!  CONSPIRACY THEORY!……..RACIST!!!

Screw you, political flat-earthers.  If lying was an Olympic event, you’d be Mark Effing Spitz.

Of course, Groucho also said, “Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”

Wise man, that Groucho.  And with my luck, the Mrs. will decide to start reading my blog THIS week.  I COULD be headed to the dog house.  Woof. Continue reading →

OK, I promised myself I wouldn’t belabor the point or beat a dead horse regarding all this election fraud crap.

Of course, promises to myself are typically emptier that Nancy Pelosi’s cranial cavity.

Plus, in case you haven’t noticed…if one is looking for someone to belabor a point or beat a dead horse…well, I’m you’re guy.

Anyway, I’ve come across SO many interesting and compelling things that are virtually unexplainable BUT FOR the fraud…I just had to share.

So, without further ado…I welcome you to The Drunken Republican World of Statistics.

God help us all.

For the record, this information was obtained from multiple sources online.  But obviously not ANY mainstream, fake news book-burners, who are loathe to have ANYONE see ANY of this. Continue reading →

Let’s call a spade a spade here, OK?

Trump lost this election the day he was inaugurated on Jan 20, 2017.

Because starting on THAT very day, the cabal consisting of the Democrat Party, Mainstream Media, Big Tech, Unelected Deep State Alphabet Soup Bureaucrats…FBI, CIA, DOJ…and whoever the f*ck else…conspired to, at best, impeach him…at worst, neuter his presidency…and without fail, prevent a second term.

Shit, the only reason Trump even won in 2016 was that these liars, cheats and thieves saw no compelling reason to open the corruption spigot because, well, there was zero expectation Trump could ACTUALLY win.

It would be like cheating on a test you studied two weeks for and knew the material like the back of your hand.  You just wouldn’t do it.  No reason.

So, I’m not going to go on and on ad nauseam and bore you writing about the hundreds of lawsuits filed by the Dem-O-Cheat Party all over the country, purposely and cavalierly loosening election security laws like Michael Moore loosens his ginormously lengthy belt after every visit to the Golden Corral feeding trough…. Continue reading →

Ok, Georgia, you’re up.  Time to do your best Batman imitation and save Gotham City.

Scratch that…EVERY city.

HOW ABOUT THE WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY!!!

Let’s assume for shits and grins…and for the purpose of the forthcoming brilliant political analysis (stop laughing)…Grandpa Biden actually takes up residence in the White House Basement Bunker.

As you surely know by now, control of the Senate resides in the great state of Georgia in the form of two runoff races on Jan 5th, driven by their nutty law where basically everyone except a presidential candidate needs to garner at least 50% of the vote to avoid a runoff of the top two.

Really dumb law, but as the very wise Cosmo Kramer said…”A rule is a rule.  And let’s face it.  Without rules…there’s chaos.”

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Ya know, I kind of planned to get into some of the nitty-gritty of the plethora of election fraud, and “irregularities” so egregious, they would render an ExLax factory powerless…all carried out by the historically corrupt political machines in lefty cesspools like Philadelphia.

City of Brotherly Love, my ass.

Thought it might be more useful, though, to take a more holistic approach than go down that gory detail rabbit hole.

In my best Dick Nixon voice…LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR…

The Trump campaign not only has an absolute constitutional right to contest this election given the clear indication of a shenanigan tsunami…but an unequivocal duty and obligation to pursue all available avenues on behalf of his 72 million voters…THE MOST EVER FOR ANY REPUBLICAN.

Al Gore contested the 2000 election vs. Bush 43, and that took 37 friggin’ days to fully litigate.  And only ceased when the Supreme Court cried…ENOUGH!!

Funny, but I don’t recall the Lefty Media or any Democrat screaming bloody murder about it.  On the contrary…they cheered it.

So those Leftist wussies need to just go play with the stress-reducing toys strewn across their safespace floor and STFU. Continue reading →

Remember when you were in school, and you had some essay question on a test where you drew a COMPLETE blank?  Just sat and stared at that blank page like a mental patient for what seemed like an eternity.

This is the flashback I’m having right now.  Just don’t know where to start.

My first thought is that in 2020…the most effed-up year ever…why WOULDN’T there be election chaos?  Just like we can count on my beloved NY Jets being winless this year…so too can we count on that.

First, allow me to dispense of a pet peeve of mine…

Once again…and with total predictability…the pollsters shit the bed.  Like bad.

Every time I hear the words “Real Clear Politics Average,” I laugh uncontrollably.  This whole theory of “averaging” polls giving you a better answer is delusional.

If I have ten piles of shit of different sizes, and I come up with an average weight of each pile, I’m still left with ten piles of shit.

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Many things in life seem to come in three’s, don’t they?

Well…the final installment of the highly acclaimed “Why Trump Wins” trilogy is definitely no exception.

Look…Biden and his AOC loving Commie Crackpots have a conga line of crap policies and baggage longer than Michael Moore’s unfurled belt that could make Sleepy Joe go night night for good…

Jacking up economy crushing taxes and regulations…The court packing BS he won’t answer…decades of proven corruption by the Biden Crime Family selling influence and selling out the country…repeated promises to destroy fracking and the fossil fuel industry, and by extension, THE EFFING ECONOMY AND ENERGY INDEPENDENCE…

Protecting Antifa Anarchists and BLM Marxists by ignoring burning and looted cities…revert back to every failed foreign policy position championed for decades by the DC establishment swamp…spend trillions on some version of The Loony Tunes Green New Deal…and every fact pattern indicating there would be AT LEAST a million COVID deaths under the stewardship of Jerk-Off Joe (see H1N1)…

I could go on and on ad nauseam like the Rain Man reciting baseball statistics. Continue reading →