Ya know, I’ve been writing this stupid blog, sometimes somewhat sporadically, for almost 10 years now.  This, hands down, has to be my favorite blog title.

To call it borderline brilliant would not be an overstatement.  And wonderfully inappropriate to boot.  And you know EXACTLY what I’m referring to.

Those two lesbo broads, of course, that harassed, obstructed, and impeded ICE agents from executing a law enforcement operation in Minneapolis, eventually hitting one of them with their vehicle.

At which point one of the Lesbos, Renee Good, lost her life, because, ya know, shit like that tends to happen when you try to RUN DOWN A GODDAMN FEDERAL AGENT WITH YOUR CAR!!! Continue reading →

Ya know, I don’t even really blame Democrats for ACTUALLY trying to run in the 2026 midterms on the issue of affordability…an issue that THEY 100% created.  It’s just what they do.  You almost have to admire the chutzpah.

The DemonRats championing affordability is like Jeffrey Dahmer waxing poetic about public safety.

Who I really blame fundamentally are the enablers of such insanity…that is, large swaths of the American public that are so mentally damaged with Trump Derangement Syndrome, that they have precisely zero capacity to see facts and reality right in front of their stupid liberal faces.

President Shits-His-Pants crams about a 25% increase in prices up our collective arses over the four long, miserable years of his Armageddon Presidency, and guess what folks?  Unless we start experiencing deflation…not a good thing BTW…that upward price adjustment, at least at the macro level, is HERE TO STAY. Continue reading →

Mark Jan 30th on your calendar.

That’s the date of the next potential gov’t shutdown.  Another Seinfeld Shutdown…the shutdown about nothing…would be massively retarded if Schumer forced another one.  But it is the Democrats we’re talking about, who seem to collectively have the IQ of the offspring of Somali first cousins.

Been a bad stretch for the sick Lefty wokester community.  I mean, biological men are banned from women’s events in the next Olympics, DEI departments are becoming as rare as a Dodo bird sighting, and the whole global warming/climate change scam is completely imploding.  Not a single hurricane landfall here, and record cold and blizzards around Turkey Day.

What’s the next shoe to drop?  Taking tampons out of Minnesota high school boys rooms??NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Continue reading →

Sometimes you get to the point where you just gotta shake your head.  President Trump…who pretty much unilaterally stopped wars, prevented wars, or achieved cease fires in eight different conflicts…COUNT’EM, EIGHT!…including getting all the Israeli hostages released that were held by those goat-f*cking, knuckle-dragging Hamas animals…DID NOT win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Driven by the sheer force and superhuman will of this man, peace is breaking out all over the world like acne on a greasy-skinned 9th grader.  Just two left to go – Russia/Ukraine and the Hatfields and McCoys.

Completely predictable, mind you, coming from those Socialist Eurotrash Fags that run that snobatorium.  Now, the brave woman that won it, Maria Corina Machado, a pro-democracy opposition leader in Venezuela, was a very deserving recipient…but C’MON PEOPLE!  Even she dedicated her award to Trump.    Continue reading →

Man, it’s been a long time…not that anyone noticed.  I don’t know, a lot of summer traveling, some general laziness…but still waking up every day thanking God that Donald J. Trump is in the White House and the tsunami of goodness and winning that brings.  Not to mention the sheer and utter joy I get from watching the TDS-laden Commie Pinko Left continue to lose their shit …EVERY.  SINGLE.  GLORIOUS.  DAY.   

My guilty pleasure, if you will.  One of them, anyway.

And despite The Donald’s aggressively pro-energy policies, there’s STILL not enough electricity on the planet to electro-shock these assholes into any semblance of coherence.

Anyway…time to get off the Schneid, as they say.

So, I thought I was pissed beyond belief when I saw that beautiful, blonde Ukrainian refugee violently stabbed to death on that train in North Carolina by, yet again, another f*cking violent black guy with a rap sheet longer than a football field that should have been rotting in prison, not walking the streets.

THANK YOU CRIME-LOVING PROGRESSIVE LEFT!!  WELL DONE!! Continue reading →

For those mired in the psychotic abyss of Trump Derangement Syndrome, 100 days of burning Hell.  For the rest of us, the normies, 100 days of glorious Heaven.

I’m talking, of course, about President Trump’s first 100 days in office, Part Deux.

I’m sorry, but the truth is that life is WAY more f*cking exciting, interesting…and oh yes,  entertaining…with Trump in the White House.  Ya know, you pop out of bed in the morning with a little more pep in your step, can’t wait to see what he’s cooking up to make all of our lives more safe and prosperous.

Or even better, wonderfully trolling Demotards, the media wussies, and any other TDS afflicted shit bags out there, further destroying whatever morsels of sanity and coherence they’re clinging to.  

To quote the great…albeit neurotic…George Costanza, “I never felt so alive!” Continue reading →

How stupid are these effing Progressives?  Let me count the ways.

Well, we could be here all day ACTUALLY counting the ways, so let me just jump right to my recent favorite.

You’ve surely seen Scumbags of the Tolerant Left torching Tesla dealerships, and keying and otherwise vandalizing random Teslas.  For no other reason than “previous darling of the Left” Elon Musk hitching his trailer to the Trump Train several months ago.  So, so retarded.

And I defy you to find a single Democrat denouncing the violence.  Go ahead.  Try.

Now, I’ve seen studies that say roughly 2 of 3 Tesla owners are Democrats.  Not only is that fairly self-evident, but I believe it’s even more skewed Democrat than that in reality.

Call it anecdotal all you want, but I know 2 people personally who own Tesla’s, and both are bat shit crazy liberals.

So, these Progressives are SO f*cking stupid (HOW STUPID ARE THEY?!?!), they don’t seem to realize that at least 7 of 10 Teslas they vandalize belong to fellow Progressives.  I think it’s called “eating their own.” Continue reading →

With every passing day, it seems, those Democrats continue to prove…at least to me… they are more tremendous pieces of shit than even I thought.

Ok, so a little after the fact here, but I simply cannot get past the behavior of these effing Progressive Demotards at President Trump’s recent address to a joint session of Congress…really the State of the Union, but not called the “State of the Union” right after a new President takes office.

Anyway, going back to about the Reagan era, Presidents will invite several American citizens to attend to honor them for one reason or another, highlight their inspirational story, etc.  Totally non-partisan, “feel good” type of shit.

For people that aren’t demented psychopaths, that is.

I won’t belabor this as most folks probably saw it, but the failure of Democrats to stand and applaud a kid battling cancer, a young man being informed right there…BY THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF…that he has been accepted to West Point, and a couple of Angel Moms whose daughters were violently murdered by animal illegal aliens, makes me want to f*cking puke. Continue reading →

Are you guys enjoying the dumbass hysterical Libs adding Musk Derangement Syndrome to their mental illness repertoire, on top of the OG TDS?  How these loser ass clowns even get out of bed in the morning anymore is beyond me.

Eliminating waste, fraud, abuse…and let’s not forget just plain old government bloat.  Think about that historically.  Not even an 80/20 issue. A 100/0 issue.  Have you ever met anyone in your entire f*cking life FOR government waste, fraud, and abuse?  It’s like being for herpes and irritable bowel syndrome.

Yet Donald Trump and Elon Musk have brilliantly lured these Leftist retards to fight…hard…AGAINST efforts to eliminate probably a trillion dollars a year of this shit.  And have similarly pushed them to the wrong side of every other 80/20 issue on the planet.

And I love these Libtards wetting their skivvies over Musk putting us on the path of canning a bunch of government bureaucrats that fail to get their asses off the couch and back in the office.  Every single government agency is beyond bloated.  There are over 3 million government employees.  You could cut 10-15% of this dead wood…MINIMUM…and no one would feel it. Continue reading →

From the Russian collusion hoax, where Trump was, quite fictionally, urinated on by hookers in some Moscow hotel…to about a decade later, that very same Trump proudly taking the oath of office, again, well…as they say…WE’VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY!

And lest we forget everything in between.

Endless and corrupt Deep State resistance, fake impeachments, horrendous, Third World Shit Hole country-like lawfare, rigged elections via unconstitutional government-directed censorship, and multiple assassination attempts.

Shit, the fact that this wonderfully bombastic America-loving guy simply avoided curling up in the fetal position in a rubber room crying for Mommy amidst fists full of depression meds…well, I’d call that an epic win in and of itself.

But this guy Trump comes back to, quite decisively, win the presidency again??  Are you f*cking kidding me?  He makes Batman, Superman, and Spider-Man look like gender-confused, wussy little dough boys in tights.  Who else, I ask, would you rather have as leader of the Free World?

The greatest political comeback in history?  Nah.  Political resurrection is more like it.

From Golden Showers to Golden Age, indeed. Continue reading →