Author Archives: The Drunken Republican

I’m Back, Baby!

Often sequels are just a shadow of the original, but Trump/Clinton II certainly broke that mold. All that was missing was the steel cage and an eye gouge or two.  More thoroughly entertained I could not have been.  This battle had it all…sex, survival, suspense, accusations, mind games…did I mention sex?  The Donald, ever the showman, arranges a pre-game powwow with a few of Bubba’s past, shall we say, “less than willing” conquests and the gullible media…followed by the parade of paramours marching to their primo front row seats (surely obtained without the help of Stub Hub).  I’ll bet the millennials, too young to REALLY know the Clinton’s, were burning up their iPads googling “Bill Clinton’s Broken Zipper.” They certainly weren’t going to hear those salacious details from the mainstream media. Continue reading

A Taxing Situation

There seems to be no end to the nonsensical and hypocritical BS that spews out of the Clinton campaign and their Siamese twin, the mainstream media.  The latest dog squeeze in this regard is the insanely earth shattering issue of Donald Trump’s taxes.  I have to say, THIS one really steams my clams.  The liberal rag and bedfellow of the Progressive Movement that is The New York Times thought they FINALLY had The Donald by the short hairs.  If you haven’t heard by now…it seems that they (likely illegally) obtained a page of a 1995 tax return that shows…I hope you’re sitting down…Donald Trump actually declaring a fully legal business loss on his taxes! Nooooooooooooooo!!!  Honey, get the smelling salts!  Now, let me give you a moment to catch your breath and regain your composure after having this shocking news thrust upon you… Continue reading

Debate Hangover

The first Trump/Clinton debate had Super Bowl-like ratings, but unlike some Super Bowls, this debate truly lived up to the pre-game hype.  The post-debate, no-spin analysis in my mind is simply a laundry list of painfully obvious punches landed and missed opportunities.  I pretty much go along with the pre-debate conventional wisdom in terms of lower expectations for Trump being a non-politician and this being his first one-on-one debate…FAR different than the primary debates, where there was often eight people on the stage.  I think Trump may have skated on one comment that could be perceived, I suppose, as non-PC…that being the one in the cyber security discussion alluding to a potential hacker being a 400 pound person laying in bed.  He may have lost the 400-pounder vote on that little faux pas.  Oh well…live & learn.  I immediately thought he was referring to Rosie O’Donnell…but admittedly, that would be pure speculation on my part. Continue reading

Just Say No To Hillary

Never has anyone with a resume so long done so little for so many.  As it relates to Hillary Clinton, one must not conflate political experience with competence, trustworthiness, or honesty.  Even her most ardent surrogates struggle when asked to identify an actual record of accomplishment.  By all accounts, she did next to nothing as NY Senator.  And more recently, of course, her policies as Secretary of State have been unmitigated disasters.  Add to all of this her perpetual scandal ridden history, and her pathological lying…even when the truth will serve her just fine.  In this election, the best case to be made for Donald Trump really lies in the case against Hillary Clinton.

Let’s take a stroll down memory lane, shall we? Continue reading

Hillary’s 47% Moment…On Steroids

I’d like to sincerely thank Hillary Clinton.  No, really.  You see, it’s just that I was grappling with what to write about this week.  So much liberal BS and media bias…so little time.  Like being overwhelmed with a zillion choices at the Chinese…uh, Asian…buffet.  Then, that ever elusive moment of clarity, courtesy of the Queen of Corruption herself, Hillary Clinton, and the following quote…“You know, just to be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right? The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic — you name it. And unfortunately there are people like that. And he has lifted them up. He has given voice to their websites that used to only have 11,000 people, now have 11 million. He tweets and retweets offensive, hateful, mean-spirited rhetoric. Now some of those folks, they are irredeemable. But thankfully they are not America.”  Wow.  And she even forgot the part about how my mother wears army boots.

Without a doubt, her 47% moment.  But worse.  Way, way worse. Continue reading

The Doctor is NOT in

One of my favorite spectator sports has become watching liberals attempting to defend the indefensible.  Doesn’t matter what the particular subject is as they are wrong on pretty much every non-social issue policy position known to man.  My absolute favorite, though, is Obamacare. Even as Obamacare is currently (and quite predictably) imploding before our eyes, the Libs insist on going down with the ship…the Titanic, in this case.  They debate, they roll their eyes, shake their heads, have a mini tantrum, and accuse us Obamacare deniers of not wanting people to have affordable health care…right.  If demagoguing issues was an Olympic sport, they’d have more gold than Michael Phelps. Continue reading

The Big Middle Finger

Will there ever be a Clinton scandal big enough to elicit anything more than a collective yawn from the liberal mainstream media?  It sure seems not.  In terms of the Clinton Scandal Conga Line, there have been more smoking guns than in Chicago on a Saturday night.  Yet the enablers abound…the media, the Justice Department, even the Obama Administration. Hillary continues to laugh it all off with Jimmy Kimmel, while the enablers are busy selecting their formal wear for the inaugural ball (Attire: Pants Suit Chic).  All the while, they feign outrage over Donald Trump’s “tone.” Continue reading

“What The Hell Do You Have To Lose”

Last week, Donald Trump made the mistake of telling the truth (a completely foreign concept to Mrs. Bill Clinton), and of course got universally lambasted in the liberal media for it.  During a speech, The Donald had the gall to not just suggest, but to state emphatically, that decades worth of liberal policies have ruined many American cities, and doomed many African Americans to a life of perpetual government dependence.  Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore, Milwaukee…the list goes on.  Trump then simply asked for the support of the African American community, and in his usual blunt style, posed the question, “What the hell do you have to lose.” Continue reading

Crazy Uncle Joe

What a momentous occasion…my very first blog post.  As the theme and focus of this blog is going to be exposing and highlighting left wing hypocrisy, double standards, and media bias, the population of material upon which I can choose for my initial post is quite overwhelming. However, after some deep contemplation (and just a smidge of single malt scotch), I was engulfed by an extreme (& very rare) moment of clarity.  For my first post, I shall opine about Crazy Uncle Joe Biden’s very first campaign appearance with Hillary “Are you gonna believe me or your lyin’ eyes” Clinton.  A day of firsts, indeed. Continue reading