There’s such an absolute mountain of monumental crap going on, that my head is spinning like I just took a whirl on The Magic Kingdom Tea Cups after some binge drinking.  Let’s see…extricating ourselves from that horrendously worthless and dangerous Iran deal, which from the get-go was nothing but a legacy Hail Mary for BHO, that has ultimately…and mercifully…rolled harmlessly away in the political end zone.  All for the bargain basement price of $150 Billion in unmarked bills.  Then there’s that little matter of an upcoming summit with the North Koreans than could result in denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula…which has eluded multiple administrations over the past few decades.  Oh yeah, almost forgot…moving the U.S. embassy in Israel to the capital of Jerusalem.  The past three Presidents didn’t have the collective cojones to make THAT happen…despite their firm promises to do so.  Phew!  A frenetic pace, for sure.  All in a day’s work for our Energizer Bunny-In-Chief. Continue reading →

Most kids consider it cruel and unusual punishment to have to stare at the mountain of presents under the Christmas tree, and then, actually having to wait until the BIG DAY before tearing into them like the Tasmanian Devil all hopped up on energy drinks.  Not me.  I love it. The sheer anticipation of something that’s gonna be pleasurable…enjoyable…is a sort of high.  Not like from those rad little dark chocolates I scarfed down on my last trip to Colorado, mind you…but a high nonetheless.  And this is where I find myself as the dike is bursting on what is unequivocally the biggest scandal in the history of the United States…bar none.  Even Michael Moore’s fat sausage-like index finger lacks the circumference to plug THAT gaping hole… Continue reading →

Norway…HERE WE COME!  Huh?  Well, Norway…Oslo, specifically, is where the Nobel Peace Price is awarded.  I know, I know, calm down…to suggest President Trump might snag this prestigious award is a tad premature…but ginormously within the realm of possibility.  I mean, if this guy is successful in brokering some sort of peace deal between North and South Korea, AND verifiable disarmament of North Korea’s nuclear program…slam dunk, right?  The Art of the Deal?  To quote Sarah Palin, a favorite punching bag of those phony Leftist “champions” of women…”You Betcha!”  Not counting my chickens, mind you, but how about that image of The Pillsbury Dough Boy of Pyongyang, Kim Jung Un, lumbering across the border into South Korea, grinning ear to ear as he embraced South Korean President Moon Jae-in?  In Trump World, that’s what you call “winning,” my friends.  Charlie Sheen is somewhere celebrating… Continue reading →

Sometimes it seems, at least to me, that the Democrats do what they do…simply for my amusement.  It IS all about me, after all.  Sure, you have your normal, garden variety, Lib policy gibberish that never fails to make me LMAO.  Things like, ya know, high taxes and onerous regulations make for an awesome economy…open borders actually makes us safer, and only bigoted racists are against them, say the sanctuary city, screw sovereignty crowd…it’s a great idea to hand over a few trillion to some Eurotrash bureaucrat alarmists in the name of flimsy, often altered, global warming data…fighting Islamic Terrorism by the Obama brainchild of being nicer to them and improving their…um…job prospects?  LOL!  STOP!  NO MORE!  UNCLE!  I CAN’T BREATHE!  That’s side-splitting shit for yours truly… Continue reading →

I knew I was going to regret this.  I just KNEW it.  I did something at the end of last week’s blog post that I had never done previously.  I referenced three items that had just popped up in the news, and as a “sneak peek,” indicated my intent to bloviate about said items.  The political blogging equivalent of the dating world…ya know, sometimes something better comes along.  What can I say…I have quite the wandering eye when it comes to the 24/7 news cycle.  Anyway, I AM sticking with one of the items I mentioned last week, so there IS that… Continue reading →

If you wasted your precious time listening to the liberal mainstream media numb nuts, you would think that other than Russia, Russia, Russia, Trump’s impending impeachment, and his alleged affinity for porn stars (uh, join the club)…everything in the world was just hunky-dory.  The American public, en masse, CAN’T be THAT stupid.  Even liberals…Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters notwithstanding.  I mean, they are to stupid, what Queen Elizabeth is to royalty.  Anyway, as the weekly conveyor belt of issues accelerates like the parade of chocolates in that classic I Love Lucy episode, the AWOL media MUST be somewhere over in Moscow dropping acid, basking in Trump impeachment hallucinations…’cause they aren’t here doing their friggin’ jobs, that’s for DAMN sure… Continue reading →

I never tire of listening to leftist politicians and talking heads concoct inane arguments on just about every issue under the sun.  And look you straight in the eye doing it.  You pick the issue, and they’ll spew some policy gibberish driven solely by ideological bent, and lacking in logic, coherence, and often, legality…in a George Costanza-esqe “it’s not a lie if you believe it” sorta way.  The poster child for this nonsense, of course, are the various aspects of the immigration debate.  Ya know, little things like securing the border, voter ID laws, sanctuary cities, the census.  The census?  How in the hell has the once a decade census caused so much political angst?  With apologies to Alex Trebek, that can be answered easily in the form of a question, Jeopardy-style...Are you a citizen? Continue reading →

You could see the disgust dripping from his face.  It was palpable.  To obtain the desperately needed funding for the military after several years of getting decimated by sequestration, President Trump begrudgingly…and that’s an understatement…signed the $1.3 trillion omnibus spending bill.  Oh yeah…and just a trickle of funding for the big, beautiful wall on the southern border…pack’em in, get’em drivers licenses, then directions to the polls, eh Libs?  Anyway, upon signing, Trump said, “There are a lot of things I’m unhappy about in this bill. There are a lot of things we shouldn’t have had in this bill but we were, in a sense, forced [to] if we want to build our military, we were forced to have.”  But I say to Congress, I will never sign another bill like this again. I’m not going to do it again.”  And disbelieve him at your own risk.  OK, the swamp won…THIS time.  I wish he’d have said “over my dead body.”  But considering the violent nature of the wacky far left these days (see Steve Scalise), probably better off not giving anyone in the Trump Derangement Syndrome crowd of crazies any ideas… Continue reading →

Am I the ONLY one completely torqued by this?  We’re all too well aware of the breathtaking double standards and hypocrisy of the Democrats and Lib Media.  While these partisan putzes continue to babble incoherently about non-existent Russian collusion with the Trump campaign, they cavalierly whitewash what is clearly Watergate on more steroids than a Russian Olympic weightlifter…through Deep State stonewalling and snowflake media complicity.  But like a shabbily built Schwinn, the wheels are completely coming off…finally.  FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe, a proud Deep-Stater, was fired…not by Trump as the Media likes to insinuate…but by the FBI’s own apolitical disciplinary arm, The Office of Professional Responsibility.  He “abruptly” stepped down from his post earlier in the year…hmmm…but technically remained an FBI employee.  Now he’s officially canned…two days BEFORE his massive pension would have fallen into his lap, presumably being stripped of it…an epic financial kick in the nads…OUCH!   Continue reading →

The spectacularly crisp “about-face” performed by the fake news media schlubs in the wake of the stunning offer by North Korea’s rotund little Dictator Kim Jong Un to meet directly with President Trump to discuss denuclearization was nothing short of impressive.  Amazingly, many in the mainstream media actually praised The Donald initially over this unexpected development.  Predictably, though, they all seemingly caught themselves, as if to avoid slamming into the cold cement after slipping on a banana peel.  I mean, even one of the resident Libs over at CNN, anchor Erin Burnett, said that Trump would go down as a “great president” if he could solve the North Korea problem.  Such fleeting praise from the Lefty Media, of course, lasted about as long as Michael Moore at an all-you-can-eat tofu bar. Continue reading →