I don’t praise Far Left Democrats very often.  OK…never.

For obvious reasons.

But I’m gonna go a bit against the grain here.

Oh sure, we ALL know they’re just GREAT at things like safe space interior decorating, pussy-hat speed-knitting, and Chick-Fil-A boycotts.

BTW…I’ve literally never met a person that doesn’t LOVE the food at Chick-Fil-A.  Or when they say…with enthusiastic conviction, mind you…”My Pleasure” at the drive-thru window.

Anyway…here’s where I REALLY admire their skills…where it REALLY matters…

MESSAGING.

With regard to “messaging,” the Lefties are the ‘27 Yankees.  The Republicans?

The lovable, laughable…but lowly…’62 Mets. Continue reading →

Unbridled arrogance.  Unethical narcissist.  Self-righteous liar.

I could go on, but I’ve run out of unflattering adjectives.

That would be my reply if someone dared to ask me to describe Jim Comey.

Investigation #1…DOJ Inspector General Michael Horowitz said Comey was completely insubordinate with regard to his actions related to Hillary Clinton’s Great Disappearing Email Caper.

Investigation #2 by IG Horowitz…the results of which were released last week…found him to be guilty of lying (lack of “candor” in government-speak), improperly leaking confidential information, and violating a plethora of FBI policies with impunity.

OK, I added “impunity” for dramatic effect.  STILL accurate.

The report was as scathing as Joe Biden is confused.

A lying, leaking loser…just like Trump said all along.

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In my best Jerry Seinfeld voice…”What’s the deal with THESE women?”

The “Squad.”  Who else.  

Let’s come up with a NEW name for those wackos.  I have a few interesting suggestions…but the children need to leave the room first.

Anyway…riddle me this…

Would you welcome, with open arms, a potential visitor to your house that is openly hostile toward you…in fact, wants to destroy you…and would gleefully piss in your cornflakes the second they cross the threshold?

Of course you wouldn’t.  

And neither would Israel.  Ya know…Israel?  Probably our most strategically important ally on the planet?

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Did you know…

…that this is my 150th blog post?  Three years and running.  Now, before you start asking yourself “Why should I give a shit?”…consider the significance of that very interesting number…

For instance…

It takes three 150 pound humans to equal one Michael Moore.

If you take 150 and divide by two, you get Maxine Waters’ IQ.

I could go on…but mercifully, I won’t.

Onward and upward…

THE TOLERANT LEFT STRIKES AGAIN!!!

Nope…not ANOTHER poor schlub getting the bejeezus beaten out of him…or maybe a steamy plate of curly cheese fries dumped on his head at some greasy spoon by a psychotic, violence-prone Lefty for the unforgivable crime against humanity of sporting a red MAGA hat.

Good guess, though. Continue reading →

I am so f*cking sick and tired of people calling Donald Trump a racist.

OK, so I have a penchant for bluntness if you haven’t noticed.

But I completely understand.  It’s just one of the many sharp instruments in the Destroy Trump Toolbox that the pathetic Leftists desperately rifle through like a kindergartener furiously searching for magenta in the crayon box.

I mean, go all the way back the 2016 campaign.  First, it was the parade of women the #MeToo Mongers hunted down and dragged out to swear on a stack of hotel bibles that The Donald might have brushed up against their left boob 25 years ago at a party.

Or was it the right one in an elevator?

Eh, who can even remember?

Strike One! Continue reading →

So…while only losers like me watched the entire five hours of Bob Mueller’s testimony last week like it was the seventh game of the World Series…you certainly must have seen some of it…at least the highlights…or lowlights, as it were.

Mueller looking old, confused, and in big time need of a hearing aid would not have escaped even Helen Keller on her WORST day.

Although I must admit, he DID have enough presence of mind to rebuke attempts by desperate Dem lawmakers to simply get him to read passages verbatim from his stupid, biased Russian Election Interference/Collusion report.

Basically, use him like the beloved class floozy back in the 11th grade.

But that coveted sound bite never came.  Dammit!

Have you ever SEEN such schmucks?  Me neither…
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OK Alex, I’ll take Leftist Lunacy for 200.

Intellectually dishonest hypocrites.  Raving lunatics.  America hating leg-wetters.

What are three attributes of today’s liberal?

Correct!

Uh…sorry…just got lost in myself for a moment, pretending to be the guy that writes questions and answers for Jeopardy.

And if there is ANY doubt in ANYONE’S mind as to the accuracy of that little answer/question combo, look no further than the reaction of the Left to Trump’s so-called “deportation raids.”

Note to Libs:  Treating the rule of law like your own personal latrine will do nothing to enhance your rapidly diminishing chances in 2020.

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Only today’s Trump-Hating mental midgets, all likely sporting matching Che Guevara t-shirts they bought in a flash sale on Etsy, can take an epic July 4th shindig in the nation’s Capital…celebrating the greatness of America and its kick-ass military…and draw parallels to the world’s worst dictatorships.

I’ve seen saner individuals donning monogrammed straitjackets and drool buckets.

We know the drill.  An event in which Trump is involved is announced.  The Loony Leftist Leg-Wetters warn of the impending end of the Republic.  Event happens, the Republic lives.

Lather.  Rinse.  Repeat.

Hey, don’t get me wrong.  I LOVE LOVE LOVE mocking these Libtards.  It’s sport for me.  In fact, one might surmise that my entire blog is based on it.  And most importantly…it brings me great joy. Continue reading →

Happy 4th everyone!  If you’re anything like me, you thank God every day for being born in the greatest country in the history of the world.  If not…one simple message…

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, BABY!!!

Now, on to some business.  The Drunken Republican never rests, even on holidays…

Sometimes I consider myself to be a very decisive person.  Sometimes not.  Sort of on the fence with that.

But it’s becoming increasingly difficult to focus on a single subject while living in Trump’s weekly cavalcade of chaos.  I use that personally coined phrase in awe…not disparagement.

And speaking of “focus”…fingers crossed that my ratcheted-up ADD meds will kick in…any…minute…now…

Anyway…I may as well rename my blog “Things That Pissed Me Off Last Week.”  Pretty much what it amounts to… Continue reading →

You know, when I transport my mind back to 2016, and recall that rather bloated Republican field vying for the GOP nomination for President…it was a pretty doggone bunch of distinguished, impressive, well-qualified individuals.

Yeah, yeah…I know what you’re thinking…I’m SOOOOOO shocked The Drunken Republican just LOVED the REPUBLICANS that ran in 2016.

Fine…think what you will.

But I’m sorry…when you compare THAT field to the almost couple dozen far left cranks and no name schlubs nobody’s ever f*cking heard of…um…you REALLY want to debate me on this?

‘Cause you’re gonna lose…miserably… Continue reading →