Quick question before I forget…I don’t care that Figurehead President Depends went to Africa, just wonder why he gave them a billion taxpayer dollars, when a shit ton of people in North Carolina still sit in homeless devastation from the recent hurricane?

On a related note…seems nobody has seen hide nor hair of Comma La since the election.  Who the f*ck is running this country?…asked every coherent American not associated with the Demotard party.

Anyway…a reminder of the Biden lie greatest hits…

The border is closed.

The Afghanistan withdrawal was a success.

Inflation will be transitory.

You can keep your plan.  You can keep your doctor.

Oh wait, that was Barry Hussein.  Apologies for succumbing to the extreme confusion associated with Democrat Lie Disorientation Syndrome (DLDS), a newly discovered mental affliction recently discussed in The New England Journal of Medicine. Continue reading →

A little housekeeping to start.  I’ve moved.  Please forward all correspondence to:

The Drunken Republican
Cloud 9

Yes, my giddiness STILL overfloweth.

Same for every Trump supporter I reckon.  Ya know, saving the country and all.  I wish I could bottle this feeling and take a nice juicy hit as needed.

Don’t get me wrong, the Marxist Dems will resist, the media will resist, Democrat Governors will resist.  They’ve told us as much.

Except this time, they’ll all be swatted away pretty easily like annoying little gnats.  Like toddlers in the midst of a shrieking meltdown, finally crying themselves to sleep.

But unlike children, the resisting Woke Progressives should be neither seen nor heard.

I will, right here and now, gloriously declare the official end of #MeToo, DEI, cancel culture, trans and gender insanity, annoying pronouns, men in women’s sports, bathrooms, and locker rooms, identity politics…AND ALL OF THE OTHER F*CKING WOKE INSANITY THAT’S BEEN SHOVED UP OUR COLLECTIVE ARSES FOR 15 YEARS!!! Continue reading →

The sun is brighter.  The air is sweeter.  Food, more scrumptious.  My IPA’s hoppier.

Even sex is better…well, I can only assume.

Ah, such is life with the Orange Savior back where he belongs…in the People’s House.  Maybe we rename that THE SANE PEOPLE’S HOUSE.  I’ll start the petition.

Trump’s victory on November 5th is undoubtedly the greatest, and seemingly, the most improbable, political comeback in the nation’s history.

It’s what opening up a can of electoral Whoop Ass looks like.  And so predictable.  The resulting hysterical Marxist meltdown warms my heart.  To say I’m reveling in their misery is the understatement of the millennium.

Jimmy Kimmel crying like a little bitch.  Crazy Libtards posting TikTok videos screaming into their stupid phones.  It’s like a drug that causes an out-of control firing of the pleasure synapses in my brain.  For the first time in my life, I truly understand addiction. Continue reading →

Isn’t all of this feverish campaigning by Trump and Comma La kinda moot?

I mean, we saw four years of Trump with great policies and great results.  Economy, border, energy, inflation, world peace.  You name it.

Conversely, we saw almost four years of the 180 reversal of said policies, and the abject Hell that followed in both this country and the world.

It’s like if I offered you a big steamy pile of crap between two slices of moldy, green bread …or a beautiful, perfectly cooked Filet Mignon, paired with a mouth-watering lobster tail dripping with warm butter…like, how effing hard of a decision is that?

Still, the polls are stunningly close.  Or are they? Continue reading →

Under the moniker of, “It’s impossible to hate the mainstream media propagandists too much”…

Did you see the interview J.D. Vance had with that old battle-axe Martha Raddatz…who looks like Martha Washington…a faux “journalist “ at ABC?

She brings up the Venezuelan Gangs warmly welcomed in by the Biden/Harris Administration that are literally commandeering entire apartment complexes in multiple cities.

She Poo Poo’s the whole thing, saying, “The incidents were limited to a handful of apartment complexes…”

An absolutely stunned Vance responds, “Martha, do you hear yourself?  Only a handful of apartment complexes in America were taken over by Venezuelan gangs, and Donald Trump is the problem, and not Kamala Harris’ open border?”

Speaks for itself.  Un-f*cking-believable. Continue reading →

The desperation of the Left is palpable.  Their panic, as visible as a full moon in a cloudless midnight sky.  Comma La’s campaign of “joy” and “vibes” has quickly morphed into a political Titanic, slamming into a gigantic iceberg of reality.

More like “joyless” and “bad vibes.”  These bastards are more nervous than a cat in a roomful of rocking chairs.

Everyone loves sports analogies.  So much so, I’ll give you two.

Way back in 2006, Dennis Green, the head coach of the hapless Arizona Cardinals, lost a game on a Monday night to the Chicago Bears…DA BEARS!…after blowing a 20-point lead.

In responding to a question in the postgame press conference, a visibly frustrated Green provided one of the most famous outbursts in NFL history, screaming…”THE BEARS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!”

And so it goes with both presidential candidates.

WE KNOW WHO THEY F*CKING ARE!!!  Continue reading →

Isn’t all of this feverish campaigning by Trump and Comma La kinda moot?

I mean, we saw four years of Trump with great policies and great results.  Economy, border, energy, inflation, world peace.  You name it.

Conversely, we saw almost four years of the 180 reversal of said policies, and the abject Hell that followed in both this country and the world.

It’s like if I offered you a big steamy pile of crap between two slices of moldy, green bread …or a beautiful, perfectly cooked Filet Mignon, paired with a mouth-watering lobster tail dripping with warm butter…like, how effing hard of a decision is that?

Still, the polls are stunningly close.  Or are they? Continue reading →

In the latest installment of The Drunken Republican “Nobody Gives a Shit” news…

This is my 300th blog post.  At least according to WordPress.  I didn’t actually count them.  Yay me!

So, I acknowledge being a bit tardy in commenting on these subjects, but never stopped me before…said the man with no shame.

Anyway…Let’s start with a quote that is anything but a word salad…

“The journalistic malfeasance is ubiquitous.”

That overtly unambiguous…and accurate…quote is from none other than Megyn Kelly, who hosts one of the top podcasts on the planet. If you’re interested in politics, you must check it out.

And she’s still as hot as ever…for those, like me, that care about such superficial drivel.

Anyway…that quote reflected her monumental outrage at the so-called Trump/Harris “debate” on ABC.

Spot on as usual, Megyn. Continue reading →

I want to declare once and for all that I am fully behind LGBTQ.  I mean, c’mon…Liquor, Guns, Beer, Titties, and Quickies?  What’s not to like?

Ok, I saw that somewhere online and it really spoke to me in a profound way, so just wanted to share.  And if I offend a few sense-of-humor challenged Libs along the way – BONUS!!!

Surely everyone knows by now that RFKJ endorsed Trump.  Suspends his campaign in all the battleground states.  Eat your hearts out Lefty’s, as you laughably poo poo the whole thing.  Love how RFKJ has called out his beloved Democrat Party as the corrupt Marxists they have morphed into.

Tough decision, admire him for it.  Basically shits on his whole family, who universally despise Trump.  His wife, Cheryl Hines, a Hollywood actress of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” fame, will no doubt lose a lot of work in La La Land.

RFKJ’s mantra…Make America Healthy Again.  I mean…Who can’t get behind that in America…Land of the Obese.

Think of it.  If I told you five years ago that Elon Musk, RFK Jr., Tulsi Gabbard, and a whole bunch of Silicon Valley tech billionaires would all endorse The Orange Monster for President, you’d have told me to put down that bong IMMEDIATELY!!! Continue reading →

The way I see it, if the Democrats gave a flying F about “Democracy,” they would have concocted some process at their convention by which the party could have opened up their nomination process to all comers.  A chaotic proposition to be sure.  But Democracy’s messy sometimes, ya know?

If this, among a thousand other things, doesn’t convince you that this Leftist crew hates Democracy, the Constitution, and the country – well, I can’t help pull your head out of your ass.

But I can loan you a flashlight.  On second thought…how about you just keep that flashlight.  Ew.

The Dem convention.  What a phony shit show of glitzy nothingness and shameless gaslighting.  Anything they said Trump would do if elected was a total 180 from the truth.  Lies, lies, and more lies.

They stick Biden on stage for his “farewell” speech at 11:30 at night…ON MONDAY…when precisely 17 insomniacs are watching.  Man, did they screw Dementia Boy big time. Continue reading →