Mark Jan 30th on your calendar.

That’s the date of the next potential gov’t shutdown.  Another Seinfeld Shutdown…the shutdown about nothing…would be massively retarded if Schumer forced another one.  But it is the Democrats we’re talking about, who seem to collectively have the IQ of the offspring of Somali first cousins.

Been a bad stretch for the sick Lefty wokester community.  I mean, biological men are banned from women’s events in the next Olympics, DEI departments are becoming as rare as a Dodo bird sighting, and the whole global warming/climate change scam is completely imploding.  Not a single hurricane landfall here, and record cold and blizzards around Turkey Day.

What’s the next shoe to drop?  Taking tampons out of Minnesota high school boys rooms??NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

And speaking of Somalis and tampons (best segue ever!), Minnesota Governor Tampon Tim Walz allegedly enabled a massive fraud scheme perpetrated primarily by Somali immigrants where billions of smackeroos were stolen from a child food assistance program.  Walz apparently was fully aware of the scheme, even retaliating against whistleblowers.

This one’s gonna be real interesting as it marinates.  Democrats and Somali immigrants joining forces is a synergy of corruption like we’ve never seen.

Isn’t it f*cking rich how the Dems are trying to blame “affordability” issues on Trump?  The sheer hubris and chutzpah of these assholes is other-worldly.  Wasn’t it Fake President Auto-Pen that caused the highest inflation in 50 years?

Quick lesson for the economic illiterates out there.  Getting inflation under control (TY Orange Man Bad), doesn’t automatically “roll-back” prices to 2019 levels.  But a lot of progress is happening, and will continue.  Oil consistently below $60/ barrel, average price at the pump the lowest in 4 years and dropping.  No bigger positive impact on inflation and price levels than cheap and abundant energy.

And my better half just bought TWO dozen f*cking eggs for less than 4 bucks.  Blaming Trump for affordability issues is like an arsonist blaming the fire department for a house fire he set.  These liars need to just F-off.

So Commie Mamdani, quite predictably wins the NYC Mayoral race.  My sincere wish is that he turns the city into some microcosm of a 3rd World shithole country.  It’s halfway there anyway.  Not that I want folks to suffer, mind you, but I see that as the only way to significantly wring out the absurd romanticizing of this Socialist/Communist/Marxist BS once and for all.  These dumbass lemmings need to feel the misery of their vote in a very personal way.

Sort of the political and ideological version of “no pain, no gain.”

Ya gotta love the term “Democratic Socialists of America.“  Such epic BS to bookend the simply accurate description of “Socialist” with the words “Democratic” and “America.”  F*cking offensive, actually.  It’s like taking a big, steamy pile of dog shit and adorning the top with some pretty cupcake sprinkles.

Kudos to me for not dropping the grossly overused “lipstick on a pig” analogy…with apologies to Joy Behar and Rosie O’Donnell.

And although I’m quite certain some historian can explain the “nuances” between Socialism/Communism/Marxism…it’s all the same shit.  Think of it like apples.

Ya got your Red Delicious…MacIntosh…Granny Smith.  But in the end, they’re ALL F*CKING APPLES!!!

Got it?  Glad I put THAT to bed.

Want to improve the housing shortage and lower rents also?   Deport millions of illegals.

Want to improve horrible traffic everywhere.  Deport millions of illegals.

Want to juice wage growth and enhance affordability?  Deport millions of illegals.

In fact, average rent in the U.S. has come down for four straight months.  And that’s with only 2 million deportations, including self-deportations.  Vice President J.D. Vance recently said, “The connection between illegal immigration and skyrocketing housing costs is clear as day.”

And, oh yeah, NOT just the murderers, rapists, gang members, drug traffickers, and child sex and slave traffickers.   EVERY. F*CKING. ONE.   At least the ones that President Hair Sniffer lured here like a pedophile in a windowless van full of candy.