How stupid are these effing Progressives? Let me count the ways.
Well, we could be here all day ACTUALLY counting the ways, so let me just jump right to my recent favorite.
You’ve surely seen Scumbags of the Tolerant Left torching Tesla dealerships, and keying and otherwise vandalizing random Teslas. For no other reason than “previous darling of the Left” Elon Musk hitching his trailer to the Trump Train several months ago. So, so retarded.
And I defy you to find a single Democrat denouncing the violence. Go ahead. Try.
Now, I’ve seen studies that say roughly 2 of 3 Tesla owners are Democrats. Not only is that fairly self-evident, but I believe it’s even more skewed Democrat than that in reality.
Call it anecdotal all you want, but I know 2 people personally who own Tesla’s, and both are bat shit crazy liberals.
So, these Progressives are SO f*cking stupid (HOW STUPID ARE THEY?!?!), they don’t seem to realize that at least 7 of 10 Teslas they vandalize belong to fellow Progressives. I think it’s called “eating their own.”
Dumb f*cks. Dumb f*cks. Dumb f*cks.
Ok, what else, what else? So much Progressive Demotard bullshit, so little time.
Oh yeah…did you see Biden got out of bed long enough to deliver a speech at some conference in Chicago? Even Democrats cringed at this doddering, demented old fool trying to get “back in the game.” Even irrelevant, Lib Time magazine had the following headline…”Joe Biden Launches a Comeback No One Is Asking For.”
Ouch. I figure whatever group actually paid this corpse to gum through some semblance of a speech did it as a goof, praying that he would crap his skivvies live on stage.
Because THAT alone, my friends, would be worth the price of admission.
CLEAN UP ON STAGE LEFT!!!
Why do Democrats insist on continuing to embarrass themselves. They clearly went AWOL when God was handing out self-awareness.
Take Lib Senator from deep blue Maryland, Chris Van Hollen. He runs down to f*cking El Salvador to advocate for some MS-13 gang member who also beats the crap out of his wife for fun…so says a couple of documented court cases in the last few years.
The Left is claiming the guy was in fact NOT a member of MS-13, and was wrongly deported. Multiple courts and U.S. immigration officials would beg to differ. And oh yeah, he already had deportation orders from a real judge back in 2019.
Am I f*cking missing something??
To be perfectly accurate with the nuance here, this gangbanger was able to snooker the court in 2019 into deporting him ANYWHERE except El Salvador, saying he feared for his life from “rival gangs.”
OK, I’ll bite…why, pray tell, is this guy, who the Democrats swear wasn’t in MS-13…why is he worried about “rival gangs?”
Jeez, I wish SAT questions were that easy. I would have scored a perfect 1600 decades ago.
So, yeah, fine. Ever heard of a f*cking bus ticket to drag his terrorist/wife beating ass across the border into Guatemala? Or Honduras? Problem solved. But then, yet another false narrative/political battering ram couldn’t be born.
Oh, wait. I’m getting it now.
Anyway…If these Progressive assholes think that constantly advocating for, and weirdly romanticizing criminals and terrorists…whilst completely ignoring victims…is somehow a winning political move, they are light years more retarded than any of us thought.
This next one is so sweet, it just might induce an outbreak of diabetes…
Saw that line somewhere. Liked it so much I had to steal it.
Anyway…Remember that corrupt radical broad that pretends to be the DA in New York, Letitia James? Oh c’mon, you know…the one who ran for office on the single platform of “Getting Trump,” and ultimately concocted some novel, Frankenstein legal case alleging Trump committed mortgage fraud, when in fact, the purported “victim” banks said they weren’t victims at all, and were very happy about doing business with Trump, and would love to in the future?
Ring a bell?
Well, that bloated broad, who looks Iike a walking, talking commercial for Ozempic, was hit with a federal criminal referral to the DOJ for…you won’t believe this…wait for it…F*CKING MORTGAGE FRAUD!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Tears…streaming…down…my…face…in…unbridled…laughter.
I mean, REAL, ACTUAL mortgage fraud. Shit like lying about your “principle residence,” among other lies, as opposed to the phony lawfare-fest against The Donald that predictably and inevitably crashed and burned. Truly the Hindenburg of legal cases.
Seems she lied as often on mortgage applications as she does about her weight.
Is it just me, or are Libs like this bitch, who scream “NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!” the loudest, the most crooked and corrupt motherf*ckers on the planet??
There’s that self-awareness deficiency rearing its ugly head again.
Lastly, and by far the most shocking news of the week? A Kenyan won the Boston Marathon.
Hope you were sitting for that.