From the Russian collusion hoax, where Trump was, quite fictionally, urinated on by hookers in some Moscow hotel…to about a decade later, that very same Trump proudly taking the oath of office, again, well…as they say…WE’VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY!
And lest we forget everything in between.
Endless and corrupt Deep State resistance, fake impeachments, horrendous, Third World Shit Hole country-like lawfare, rigged elections via unconstitutional government-directed censorship, and multiple assassination attempts.
Shit, the fact that this wonderfully bombastic America-loving guy simply avoided curling up in the fetal position in a rubber room crying for Mommy amidst fists full of depression meds…well, I’d call that an epic win in and of itself.
But this guy Trump comes back to, quite decisively, win the presidency again?? Are you f*cking kidding me? He makes Batman, Superman, and Spider-Man look like gender-confused, wussy little dough boys in tights. Who else, I ask, would you rather have as leader of the Free World?
The greatest political comeback in history? Nah. Political resurrection is more like it.
From Golden Showers to Golden Age, indeed.
While for me, every day since November 5th has been like a kid waking up Christmas morning, watching Trump’s Victory Rally…Kid Rock blowing out eardrums and Trump doing his signature dance as The Village People belted out YMCA…leading into the inauguration the next day…absolutely out of my f*cking mind.
I mean, um, more than usual.
To simply say this is a 180 from 2017 is like saying fat f*ck Michael Moore could stand to drop a few pounds…the understatement of the millennium.
In 2017, Trump supporters and folks in his administration were literally getting thrown out of restaurants and retail establishments and assaulted in the streets, we saw massive anti-Trump protests all over the country, including a couple hundred thousand Libtards in DC, where geniuses like Madonna bragged about dreaming of “blowing up the White House.”
And believe me, no one knows more about blowing than The Material Girl.
But now? Not so much. In fact, Trump supporters are now the cool kids…evidenced by The Donald moving all 50 states more red, as well as about 90% of counties.
The Trump Train’s getting pretty f*cking crowded. Like a NYC subway car…without the crime. Shit didn’t happen by accident, kids.
Oh sure, there will be some continued mild resistance by the Lefty Nutbag Asshole contingent, ya know, the likes of ex-bartender AOC and the Commie Squad Bitches, the hopelessly pathetic Congressional Black Caucus, and the legacy media quacks that nobody watches.
But these vile losers will all be swatted away like the pissy little annoying gnats that they’ve always been.
Speaking of vile losers, witnessing President Dumb and Vice President Dumber, sitting stone-faced just feet away as Trump delivered his inauguration speech…a rather unique mash-up of aspiration and optimism with a healthy dash of scorched earth…was beyond glorious.
“For many years, the radical and corrupt establishment has extracted power and wealth from our citizens while the pillars of our society lay broken and seemingly in complete disrepair.”
Translation? Good riddance, corrupt, America-hating assholes.
Greg Gutfeld likened the disastrous, failed, corrupt Biden administration to a shitty half-time show between two halves of a great football game…Trump’s first and second terms. Love that.
Trump’s Inauguration Day flurry of executive orders erased…in the blink of an eye, and many strokes of a big, beautiful black sharpie…the four year national nightmarish shit-show that was the Bidumb administration.
I’ve never been more inspired by another human being in my life for the abject Hell he has endured, FOR US…a whisker from being assassinated…the leader of, not simply a political movement, but an “American Movement,” nor more hopeful and optimistic for our great country.
Quite simply, unbridled joy. Drunk with giddiness.
Ya think Elon can just clone him? I mean, the OG Trump can’t serve another term…but a cloned Trump? Hmmm…A question for the High Court, maybe?
Anyway…Truth is, the four years of Biden’s miserable shit-fest was an absolute blessing in disguise. How’s that for contrarian?
I shall explain.
The violent rapidity with which Biden and his Lefty masters shoved existentially destructive policies and woke, DEI bullshit up the collective arses of patriotic, hard-working, God-fearing Americans literally woke up the sleeping giant that is the American public.
Had Trump stayed in the White House for a second term in 2020, we NEVER would have experienced the invaluable, stark, back-to-back contrast between the Trump and Biden administrations…Americans actually living and feeling the unmitigated disaster and failure of destructive Left Wing Progressive policy.
Nor would we have experienced its subsequent demise so quickly and unequivocally.
At the same time, Trump was able to regroup, recharge, refine policies, and accurately identify the brilliant and loyal folks he would ultimately tap to carry out his agenda.
The effect of all this goodness could last decades. And none of it happens if Trump wins in 2020. Short term pain for long term gain.
Blessing in disguise, indeed.
Ya want some full-body, inspirational, inauguration speech goosebumps? Read on…
“Here I am. The American people have spoken. I stand before you now as proof that you should never believe that something is impossible to do in America. The impossible is what we do best.”
Yep. Daddy’s home, bitches!