From the Russian collusion hoax, where Trump was, quite fictionally, urinated on by hookers in some Moscow hotel…to about a decade later, that very same Trump proudly taking the oath of office, again, well…as they say…WE’VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY!

And lest we forget everything in between.

Endless and corrupt Deep State resistance, fake impeachments, horrendous, Third World Shit Hole country-like lawfare, rigged elections via unconstitutional government-directed censorship, and multiple assassination attempts.

Shit, the fact that this wonderfully bombastic America-loving guy simply avoided curling up in the fetal position in a rubber room crying for Mommy amidst fists full of depression meds…well, I’d call that an epic win in and of itself.

But this guy Trump comes back to, quite decisively, win the presidency again??  Are you f*cking kidding me?  He makes Batman, Superman, and Spider-Man look like gender-confused, wussy little dough boys in tights.  Who else, I ask, would you rather have as leader of the Free World?

The greatest political comeback in history?  Nah.  Political resurrection is more like it.

From Golden Showers to Golden Age, indeed. Continue reading →

Trump isn’t even officially President yet.  And I’m already out of breath.  But it’s like a good workout, where you feel great afterwards.

To quote the great George Costanza…”I NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!!!”

I’ve never seen a “President-Elect” literally take over almost immediately after the election…albeit “unofficially.”  And why wouldn’t Americans want to memory hole the hellish abyss of the last four years of President Brain Mush and his Dumbass DEI sidekick, or whatever group of America-Hating, un-elected Progressives running around the West Wing have been running the goddamn country.

I mean, folks have moved on from Biden faster than our Ozempic-soaked country has moved on from their fat clothes.

A long journey to get to that punchline.  But oh so worth it. Continue reading →