Quick question before I forget…I don’t care that Figurehead President Depends went to Africa, just wonder why he gave them a billion taxpayer dollars, when a shit ton of people in North Carolina still sit in homeless devastation from the recent hurricane?
On a related note…seems nobody has seen hide nor hair of Comma La since the election. Who the f*ck is running this country?…asked every coherent American not associated with the Demotard party.
Anyway…a reminder of the Biden lie greatest hits…
The border is closed.
The Afghanistan withdrawal was a success.
Inflation will be transitory.
You can keep your plan. You can keep your doctor.
Oh wait, that was Barry Hussein. Apologies for succumbing to the extreme confusion associated with Democrat Lie Disorientation Syndrome (DLDS), a newly discovered mental affliction recently discussed in The New England Journal of Medicine.
I know nothing about my son’s business dealings.
Joe is cognitively sharp as a tack…BAHAHAHAHA!
I WILL NOT PARDON MY SON. This one, repeated ad nauseam.
So, yes, all Presidents of both parties pardon plenty of shady characters…and many people in a bipartisan way sort of admit they would probably pardon one of their children if they had the power.
Fine. Even so, Dementia Joe and his incompetent DEI hire press secretary declared definitively and unequivocally that HE WOULD NOT PARDON HIS SON at least a dozen times.
Even shit tons of Democrats are pissed at the cavalier lying. Let the circular firing squad begin. Hopefully they all have good aim.
Plus, we were lectured daily by these lying ass wipes that NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW! Effing joke.
Anyway, I’m not sure the Biden Administration has told the truth…about literally ANYTHING…in four years. Not an exaggeration. Every lie is a big, disdainful middle finger to the American public, and people are sick to f*cking death of the endless, obvious lies.
The Hindenburg of gaslighting.
Not to mention the historically abysmal governance. And Americans reacted sanely and accordingly on November 5th.
Yep. The Golden Age of America freight train will be chugging through a town near you post haste. Enjoy the ride, bitches!
Here’s another BS pardon narrative the America-hating Leftist cult is spewing…
THIS IS NOTHING NEW! EVER HEAR OF ROGER CLINTON, SLICK WILLY’S HALF BROTHER? OR CHARLES KUSHNER, IVANKA TRUMP’S. FATHER-IN-LAW??
BOTH PARDONED. BY BILL CLINTON AND TRUMP. SO JUST STFU!!!
OK, my turn, you meatheaded, dead-from-the-neck-up Democrat.
I’ll type slowly so you morons can understand.
T H O S E G U Y S A L R E A D Y S E R V E D P R I S O N S E N T E N C E S.
Joe, on the other hand, rush pardoned Crackhead Hunter before he was even sentenced. AND…the pardon covers the past almost 11 f*cking years. There is precisely zero precedent for anything like this beyond Gerald Ford’s pardon of Richard Nixon.
Like 2 + 2 = 4 and Michael Moore = Fat Disgusting Pig….Pre-emptive pardon = Admission of Guilt.
And while the President’s pardon power is plenary, or absolute, there is question as to whether such a sweeping pardon is even constitutional. Was the constitutional intent of this to potentially go beyond pardons for specific crimes? Interesting question, although I doubt any legal challenges would be successful.
Anyway, expect a long list of other Biden family members to be in the pardon conga line…brother Jim leading the pack. There is literally zero chance that Joe’s brother Jim…who hasn’t even been charged with anything…isn’t also pardoned back to 2014.
Early 2014, of course, is the magic date that Hunter joined the board of corrupt Ukrainian energy company Burisma at a cool million per year, and the Biden Crime Family influence peddling orgy began.
Influence peddling, in and of itself, may not be illegal, but money laundering and tax evasion sure as shit is. And there’s tons of evidence of both. That’s the kind of crap they nail Mafia bosses on…not the hundreds of murders they ordered.
Anyway…as Michael Goodwin of The New York Post so aptly put…”Claims that the Hunter pardon threatens Biden’s legacy suggest the suckers actually believed the Hitler hysteria that Trump was a threat to all that is pure and good and that Biden was an honorable and honest man. Oh, please. The pardon doesn’t threaten Biden’s legacy. It cements it.”
On a broader scale, the glorious bottom line for me is that the death of Biden’s existentially abysmal presidency spells the death of Barry Hussein’s wet dream of a fundamentally transformed America, the death of the Progressive Democrat party, the death of identity politics, the death of corporate, legacy media, and the death of DEI, cancel culture, and dudes with big, swinging schlongs destroying women’s sports.
And just for the record, I have successfully achieved the personal challenge of incorporating, in context and non-gratuitously, the word “schlong” into this blog.