A little housekeeping to start. I’ve moved. Please forward all correspondence to:
The Drunken Republican
Cloud 9
Yes, my giddiness STILL overfloweth.
Same for every Trump supporter I reckon. Ya know, saving the country and all. I wish I could bottle this feeling and take a nice juicy hit as needed.
Don’t get me wrong, the Marxist Dems will resist, the media will resist, Democrat Governors will resist. They’ve told us as much.
Except this time, they’ll all be swatted away pretty easily like annoying little gnats. Like toddlers in the midst of a shrieking meltdown, finally crying themselves to sleep.
But unlike children, the resisting Woke Progressives should be neither seen nor heard.
I will, right here and now, gloriously declare the official end of #MeToo, DEI, cancel culture, trans and gender insanity, annoying pronouns, men in women’s sports, bathrooms, and locker rooms, identity politics…AND ALL OF THE OTHER F*CKING WOKE INSANITY THAT’S BEEN SHOVED UP OUR COLLECTIVE ARSES FOR 15 YEARS!!!
Buh bye, assholes.
Hey Barry Hussein, fundamentally transform THIS!!! (You can’t see the obligatory crotch grab, but it’s happening).
So crude and juvenile. I know. I know. Not proud of it. Maybe a little.
I’m not sure people fully comprehend that Trump 47 is simply Trump 45 unshackled.
Truth is, the Trump campaign didn’t really think they’d win in 2016. When lightning struck, they kinda went, HOLY SHIT! The immediate drinking from a fire hose indeed resulted in chaos, including Trump naively putting his trust in plenty of Washington types who spent more time throwing monkey wrenches at Trump than good advice.
Subversives in his own Cabinet, the Executive Branch, and in the Deep State sabotaging his Presidency. Dare I say…A NON-VIOLENT INSURRECTION!!!
But now? As Trump says, he knows the good ones and the bad ones, the smart ones and the stupid ones.
If this was a movie sequel, it would be titled…”TRUMP 2.0 – Unleashed.” Or, harkening back to the phony Steele Dossier…concocted in collusion with Russia by the Crooked Clinton campaign…”The Journey From Golden Showers to Golden Age.”
I’m really having WAY too much fun.
So, as opposed to 2016, Trump is hitting the ground running with nominating his Cabinet at breakneck speed, and a clear agenda to be executed. Trump 45 vs. Trump 47 is like the difference between Tom Brady at Michigan, vs Tom Brady in his 4th Super Bowl.
My God, what a Dream Team of Cabinet and Agency picks. Think 1984 Olympics. Jordan. Ewing. In that vain.
Yes, a couple out-of-the box, unorthodox picks that are making Lefty heads gloriously explode. Typical hysterical TDS overreaction. Next blog will go more in depth analyzing some of these picks.
Although I will say that as the dying, lying, media uses the term “loyalist” as a pejorative, I would simply ask…What the hell would you expect Trump to do? Take more advice from Fat Slime Ball of Shit Chris Christie, or any other subversive in the Trump-hating posse?
F that shit. Nothing’s ever 100%. While one may quarrel with a pick or two, these are by and large super solid, brilliant, more than well-qualified folks by any standard.
YOU JUST DON’T LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY LIKE TRUMP!
How childish. Grow the f*ck up. Think about the county for once in your life, you self-absorbed narcissists.
I suspect Trump and his Dream Team will ultimately win as violently as the OG hoop group, coached by the very Trumpian Bobby Knight.
The similarities kinda knock you over.
And in the latest installment of The Drunken Republican “No One Wants To Have Sex With You Anyway” News…
Did you see these nutty Trump-hating broads…on the heels of Trump’s massive, historic victory…calling for women to do shit like shave their heads and withhold sex from their husbands/boyfriends?
I mean, have you SEEN these broads? They look like they probably throw back Ozempic pills like Flintstones vitamins. Pass the barf bag.
Notwithstanding the fact that this illustrates probably the most egregious example of lack of self-awareness ever…not one guy on the planet wants to bang one of these annoying, woke, hideous Marxists anyway…let alone one trying to cultivate the Curley look.
Although in this scientific analysis, I admittedly did not account for chubby chasers with a bald fetish.