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The Drunken Republican
Cloud 9

Yes, my giddiness STILL overfloweth.

Same for every Trump supporter I reckon.  Ya know, saving the country and all.  I wish I could bottle this feeling and take a nice juicy hit as needed.

Don’t get me wrong, the Marxist Dems will resist, the media will resist, Democrat Governors will resist.  They’ve told us as much.

Except this time, they’ll all be swatted away pretty easily like annoying little gnats.  Like toddlers in the midst of a shrieking meltdown, finally crying themselves to sleep.

But unlike children, the resisting Woke Progressives should be neither seen nor heard.

I will, right here and now, gloriously declare the official end of #MeToo, DEI, cancel culture, trans and gender insanity, annoying pronouns, men in women’s sports, bathrooms, and locker rooms, identity politics…AND ALL OF THE OTHER F*CKING WOKE INSANITY THAT’S BEEN SHOVED UP OUR COLLECTIVE ARSES FOR 15 YEARS!!! Continue reading →

The sun is brighter.  The air is sweeter.  Food, more scrumptious.  My IPA’s hoppier.

Even sex is better…well, I can only assume.

Ah, such is life with the Orange Savior back where he belongs…in the People’s House.  Maybe we rename that THE SANE PEOPLE’S HOUSE.  I’ll start the petition.

Trump’s victory on November 5th is undoubtedly the greatest, and seemingly, the most improbable, political comeback in the nation’s history.

It’s what opening up a can of electoral Whoop Ass looks like.  And so predictable.  The resulting hysterical Marxist meltdown warms my heart.  To say I’m reveling in their misery is the understatement of the millennium.

Jimmy Kimmel crying like a little bitch.  Crazy Libtards posting TikTok videos screaming into their stupid phones.  It’s like a drug that causes an out-of control firing of the pleasure synapses in my brain.  For the first time in my life, I truly understand addiction. Continue reading →

Isn’t all of this feverish campaigning by Trump and Comma La kinda moot?

I mean, we saw four years of Trump with great policies and great results.  Economy, border, energy, inflation, world peace.  You name it.

Conversely, we saw almost four years of the 180 reversal of said policies, and the abject Hell that followed in both this country and the world.

It’s like if I offered you a big steamy pile of crap between two slices of moldy, green bread …or a beautiful, perfectly cooked Filet Mignon, paired with a mouth-watering lobster tail dripping with warm butter…like, how effing hard of a decision is that?

Still, the polls are stunningly close.  Or are they? Continue reading →