Step aside, March Madness.  It’s time for MIDTERM MADNESS!!!

I gotta say, I get pretty darn jacked-up with elections.  Ya know, the biggies…like the upcoming midterms…and of course, the Super Bowl of elections…El Presidente.

Not so keen on stolen elections.  Total buzz kill.  But we won’t go there.  Not today.

Shit, I used to find things like dating a new hot chick…especially one with, shall we say, a morally casual attitude…exciting.  Or a drunken road trip with my buddies.  Now I get my jollies from elections.  And polling.  How lame and pathetic, right?  What the hell has happened to me?

Just a shadow of my old self, I guess.  My wife is nodding in furious agreement.  

So…is it gonna be a RED WAVE?  Is it not gonna be a red wave?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Well, let me put it this way…A Kotex factory won’t be able to contain THIS red wave.

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