Step aside, March Madness.  It’s time for MIDTERM MADNESS!!!

I gotta say, I get pretty darn jacked-up with elections.  Ya know, the biggies…like the upcoming midterms…and of course, the Super Bowl of elections…El Presidente.

Not so keen on stolen elections.  Total buzz kill.  But we won’t go there.  Not today.

Shit, I used to find things like dating a new hot chick…especially one with, shall we say, a morally casual attitude…exciting.  Or a drunken road trip with my buddies.  Now I get my jollies from elections.  And polling.  How lame and pathetic, right?  What the hell has happened to me?

Just a shadow of my old self, I guess.  My wife is nodding in furious agreement.  

So…is it gonna be a RED WAVE?  Is it not gonna be a red wave?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Well, let me put it this way…A Kotex factory won’t be able to contain THIS red wave.

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Russian collusion scam.  Phone call impeachment scam.  Jan 6th committee scam.

And the scam orgy continues…

You likely knew that New York Attorney General Letitia James has been investigating Donald Trump and his Real Estate empire for over three years now.

THREE.  EFFING.  YEARS.   With a fine tooth comb.

OK, let me back up just a smidge…

James ran successfully for New York AG four years ago, effectively and stunningly on a single platform…to take down President Donald Trump.  Some sort of electro-shock therapy might be advisable for this Marxist half-wit.

Now, THAT in and of itself unequivocally eviscerates, of course, the legitimacy of ANYTHING she would ever come forward with as far as ANY type of charge against Big Bad Orange Man.

This crooked broad is the poster child for politically motivated, selective prosecution.  Not that that ever dissuaded any Trump-hating federal or state jurisdiction from pursuing such corrupt endeavors.

Just another day in the life of The Donald…the most persecuted man who ever lived, bar none.
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