Greetings birthing people and non-birthing people!!!
Is that as bat-shit crazy to read as it is to write? Always makes me laugh like a crazed hyena…or Comma La Harris. OK, now that my endorphins are flowing…
I would be remiss if I didn’t commence with a HUGE congratulatory shout out to 4th of July fixture and true American Hero, Joey Chestnut, who just won his 15th straight Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island by inhaling 63 dogs (and buns!) in the allotted 10 minutes.
WOW! I mean, if THAT’S not a massive turn on ladies…am I right? I’ll spare you the plethora of juvenile hot dog euphemism jokes floating around my warped mind.
And this year was even more epic…as if that’s possible…as Joey was confronted physically with some nutty animal rights protester. Our boy Joey proceeded to put the guy in a headlock..in mid-swallow, mind you…and body slam his dough boy ass to the ground.
Way to go, Joey, on ALL counts. Ya done good.
Couldn’t resist THIS one…
Also on July 4th, our favorite Pudgy Progressive and abortion-lover Michael Moore spewed the following leftist drivel…”Until women’s rights have been fully reinstated, and their equal rights have been enshrined in our Constitution, I will not shut up about this. If you invite me to dinner, that’s all I’m gonna talk about…”
Ok, quick reality check, Fat Boy…First, abortion’s the LAST thing you gotta worry about. The only two things I see you getting your freak on with are something inflatable, or with four legs. (And with that, I’ve just exhausted my once-a-year bestiality reference).
Secondly, given President Rigormortis’s gift of unfettered inflation and food shortages, NOBODY…and I mean nobody…is sending Blubber Boy an invitation for a friggin’ snack, much less “dinner.”
Ever notice how sometimes these wacko Socialists inadvertently tell the truth? Case in point…One of Biden’s advisers, Brian Deese was recently asked a question by CNN about how long American drivers should be expected to pay these astronomical gas prices, and Deese replied, “This is about the future LIBERAL WORLD ORDER and we have to stand firm.”
LIBERAL WORLD ORDER??? What. The. F*ck.
Translation? Americans will pay whatever us Marxist Global Elitists say they have to pay. And despite the fact the world economy will be trashed, and standards of living around the world will be destroyed, you can kiss your filthy fossil fuels goodbye. So just shut up and obey, you climate denying bigot!”
These are straight up evil, tyrannical motherf*ckers in two-thousand dollar suits.
But we’ve seen this shit before though, haven’t we? Barry Obama conveying to Joe The Plumber his Socialist Wet Dream, that we have to “spread the wealth.” Remember that??
And more recently, President Basement Boy telling millions of African-Americans, “If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t black.”
What Biden inadvertently admitted, of course, is that he, and ALL Democrats, view blacks as political slaves to the Democrat party. Always have, always will.
No other way to say it, kids.
This fully and unequivocally explains, by the way, the vile demonization by the Leftist “Diversity and Inclusion” Frauds of conservative African-Americans who have wandered way, way, off the far left ideological reservation.
Don’t believe me? Then maybe you’ll believe Malcom X, prominent black activist during the civil rights movement…
“The white liberal is the one who has perfected the art of posing as the Negro’s friend and benefactor; and by winning the friendship, allegiance, and support of the Negro, the white liberal is able to use the Negro as a pawn or tool in this political football game.”
Malcom X saw this clear as day way back in the 60’s…a reality also preached by black scholars for decades…and not a goddamn thing has changed. Just ask Sleepy Joe…if you can catch him after nappy time, that is.
Another day, another presidential approval poll, this time a NY Times/Siena College poll that has Biden’s overall approval at a microscopic 33%…abysmal, yes…but on the bright side, still a smidge ahead of both infected hemorrhoids and serial killers.
And BTW…who in Sam Effing Hell are these drooling mental patients who give a big thumbs up to this Biden-induced Armageddon, anyway?
I mean, are they polling people in post-lobotomy recovery rooms?
But what REALLY makes these Dumbass-ocrats reach for the Xanax and vodka chaser is this…approval of Independents and Hispanics of 25% and 32%, respectively.
It cannot be overstated the political kick in the nuts this represents…one that has their whole Marxist party doubled-over in excruciating pain.
Make no mistake…this is not as much a statement on Biden as it is a complete and utter repudiation of today’s destructive, “in-your-face” progressive policies of the Democrat Party that represent an unequivocal existential threat to the very existence of the Unites States as we know it.
The Constitution is a trite, pesky inconvenience to these subversive bastards.
And short of reverting back to all the Trump policies that had this country clicking on all cylinders…there’s no political tourniquet that’s gonna stop THAT bleeding.
In the end, the only ones that could possibly beat the Republicans in 2022 and 2024…are the Republicans themselves.
After all, when Barack Obama famously said of Biden, “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f*ck things up,” he very well could have been talking about the GOP.
Eloquent!
Thank you! Appreciate that.
Trump lies and true dictator colors are showing and THIS is all you got, huh? #SAD What a Weiner.