Greetings birthing people and non-birthing people!!!

Is that as bat-shit crazy to read as it is to write?  Always makes me laugh like a crazed hyena…or Comma La Harris.  OK, now that my endorphins are flowing…

I would be remiss if I didn’t commence with a HUGE congratulatory shout out to 4th of July fixture and true American Hero, Joey Chestnut, who just won his 15th straight Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island by inhaling 63 dogs (and buns!) in the allotted 10 minutes.

WOW!  I mean, if THAT’S not a massive turn on ladies…am I right?  I’ll spare you the plethora of juvenile hot dog euphemism jokes floating around my warped mind.

And this year was even more epic…as if that’s possible…as Joey was confronted physically with some nutty animal rights protester.  Our boy Joey proceeded to put the guy in a headlock..in mid-swallow, mind you…and body slam his dough boy ass to the ground.

Way to go, Joey, on ALL counts.  Ya done good. Continue reading →