So, here I sit, stuck in the middle of this Holiday purgatory, ya know, that no-man’s-land week between Christmas and New Year’s Day.  Just been chillin’, looking forward to the winter of  sickness and death promised to us by our beloved, squinty-eyed White House occupant.

Been a pretty low key week…in fact the most exciting thing that happened was someone attempting to post a comment expressing GREAT disappointment upon learning that I was still alive and had NOT in fact died of Covid.  Ah, the life of a political blogger.

The Drunken Republican Investigative Division has kicked-off a probe on that aforementioned nasty comment, and has initially narrowed the suspect list to either my wife or mother.  I sense some sort of weird collaboration.  Stay tuned.

Anyway…in my never-ending quest to amuse myself (which often comes in the form of mocking and shitting on Joe Biden), and still very much in the Holiday spirit, I immediately thought it would be a hoot to rewrite the lyrics of Jingle Bells in that Biden-Mocking genre.

So warm up those vocal cords and sing-along to this political version of Jingle Bells, quite obviously and appropriately titled, “Biden Sucks.”  Enjoy!

Changing his Depends
In the back of Air Force One
I cannot comprehend
How this dumbass won

Great policies reversed
Nobody is more dim
I blame his voters most because
They’re just as dumb as him

Oh, Biden sucks, Biden sucks
He’s ru-in-ing our lives
He’s AOC and Bernie’s bitch
Not sure he is alive

Biden sucks, Biden sucks
He’s ru-in-ing our lives
He’s AOC and Bernie’s bitch
Not sure he is alive

Crime, deficits and more
Come save us Donald Trump
If I was way up on a ledge
I’m pretty sure I’d jump

The border is a mess
We’re watching prices soar
Afghanistan disaster
God I just can’t take no more

Oh, Biden sucks, Biden sucks
He’s ru-in-ing our lives
He’s AOC and Bernie’s bitch
Not sure he is alive

Biden sucks, Biden sucks
He’s ru-in-ing our lives
He’s AOC and Bernie’s bitch
Not sure he is alive