Daily Archives: December 30, 2021

“Biden Sucks” – A Holiday Sing-A-Long

So, here I sit, stuck in the middle of this Holiday purgatory, ya know, that no-man’s-land week between Christmas and New Year’s Day.  Just been chillin’, looking forward to the winter of  sickness and death promised to us by our beloved, squinty-eyed White House occupant.

Been a pretty low key week…in fact the most exciting thing that happened was someone attempting to post a comment expressing GREAT disappointment upon learning that I was still alive and had NOT in fact died of Covid.  Ah, the life of a political blogger.

The Drunken Republican Investigative Division has kicked-off a probe on that aforementioned nasty comment, and has initially narrowed the suspect list to either my wife or mother.  I sense some sort of weird collaboration.  Stay tuned.

Anyway…in my never-ending quest to amuse myself (which often comes in the form of mocking and shitting on Joe Biden), and still very much in the Holiday spirit, I immediately thought it would be a hoot to rewrite the lyrics of Jingle Bells in that Biden-Mocking genre.

So warm up those vocal cords and sing-along to this political version of Jingle Bells, quite obviously and appropriately titled, “Biden Sucks.”  Enjoy! Continue reading