Late into the evening on election night last week, I sensed what felt like the ground rumbling under my feet. An earthquake? Nah. Michael Moore doing jumping jacks?
Probably not…although completely plausible.
I mean, plausible if he ACTUALLY did them, but Lord Fat Ass would never push himself away from the feed bag long enough to…shit, you know what I mean.
Anyway…It really WAS an earthquake of sorts…and one that logged in at a whopping 9.7 on the Political Richter Scale. The ground opened up right under the dirty, stinky, putrid feet of the Democrat Party, and sucked them in like a ginormous Florida sinkhole swallowing up several Buicks.
The marquee win of the night was Republican Glenn Youngkin, elected Governor of Virginia over a retread from the Clinton years, Terry McCauliffe. Beat him by about two points in a state that went +10 for Dementia Boy in 2020.
Oh, it gets even better. A black immigrant woman from Jamaica and a Hispanic gentleman also won in Virginia for the GOP…for Lieutenant Gov. and Attorney General, respectively. And nothing drives Libs battier that Republicans who are minorities. Nothing. Nada. Continue reading