As I begin writing this blog on Fat Tuesday, I suddenly realize that for Michael Moore, EVERY Tuesday is Fat Tuesday.  Just an observation.

And now, against my better judgement, some “impeachment” observations…

The Founding Fathers…THOSE HORRIBLE SLAVE OWNING RACISTS!…are spinning out of control in their graves like malfunctioning rotisserie chickens at how the Democrats have so cheapened the impeachment process, as to render it completely meaningless.

Just like they did to the word “racist.”

I can hear it now…TRUMP IS THE ONLY PRESIDENT IMPEACHED TWICE!!!  Also two acquittals, douchebags.

Sort of cancels them out, right?  I KNOW the Left understands that “cancel” shit perfectly.

And like that even means ANYTHING…when every Democrat on the planet psychotically screamed they would impeach Trump…BEFORE HE WAS EVEN ELECTED!!

And as such, Libtards…NOBODY TAKES ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY.  Never did.  Except, that is, you and your fawning Media, pleasuring you 24/7 under your fancy antique desk.

I mean, when these crackpots spent every minute of every hour every day for four years promising to impeach Trump, and they actually do it twice, with overtly made-up charges, simply to satisfy their deranged hatred of The Orange Devil…does that have ANY significance whatsoever, either politically or historically?

And it will blow-up in their stupid subversive mugs…just like the “phone call” impeachment…just like when they propped up that drooling senile geezer Bob Mueller…a dude with Biden-like mental faculties at best…to satisfy Jim Comey’s concocted Special Council wet dreams.  Ew.

So…I love how the “presiding judge,” Pat Leahy, a Trump-Hating Democrat Senator (quite the redundancy) from Vermont…was also a…JUROR??

Dems treating the constitution like a roll of Charmin.  Again.  These are sick America-hating bastards.  

No investigation.  No due process.  DOCTORED F*CKING EVIDENCE.  Busted.  No denial.

I could go on, but I’m afraid I’ll hurl all over my iPad.

This “court” had more kangaroos than the whole goddamn continent of Australia.

Of course, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, John Roberts, should have been the presiding judge, as dictated by the constitution…but gave Dem-O-Jerks The Supreme Finger, as he wouldn’t be caught dead participating in a clearly unconstitutional process.

I guess Judge Judy wasn’t available either.  And Judge Wapner is dead, God rest his soul.

Anyway, did you see that lying dumbass lead impeachment manager, congressman Jamie Raskin of Maryland, bewilder everyone by asking for a hearsay witness…completely inadmissible in “real” courts…right as closing arguments were about to start?

If he pulled that shit in a real courtroom, he’d be disbarred on the f*cking spot.

A total circus that makes Barnum & Bailey look like amateurs.  With Democrats running this freakshow, I’d expect nothing less.

BTW…Weren’t the sideshow freaks the best part of the circus?

THE BEARDED LADY!  THE SWORD SWALLOWER!  AND FEATURING…DEMOCRATS INSERTING THEIR ENTIRE HEADS UP THEIR ASS!!

Anyway…once the plethora of meltdowns that ensued after that unethical stunt subsided…the Trump defense team was downright giddy to play chicken with these rats.

They said OK…GREAT!.  We then have about 100 witnesses we’d like to call, starting with the Queen of Botox herself, Speaker of the Nut House Pelosi.

Predictably, the Dems caved faster than a house built on quicksand as they are loathe to expose Pelosi having to divulge the truth under oath…that as Speaker, SHE is responsible for security at the Capitol.

That little deposition ditty goes something like this…MY TOES ARE TAPPIN’ ALREADY!

SO, MS. PELOSI…ISN’T IT TRUE THAT YOU KNEW THERE WAS SIGNIFICANT INTELLIGENCE, DAYS IN ADVANCE, THAT RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS WERE GOING TO STORM THE CAPITOL?  THAT, ON TOP OF THE SECURITY NIGHTMARE OF A FEW HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE SIMPLY SHOWING UP THAT DAY?

AS THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR CAPITOL SECURITY, WHY DID YOU NOT TAKE THE OFFER OF PRESIDENT TRUMP TO ACTIVATE THOUSANDS OF CLEARLY NEEDED NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS, AND INSTALL SECURITY FENCING AROUND THE CAPITOL?

ISN’T IT TRUE THAT FORMER CAPITOL POLICE CHIEF STEVEN SUND REQUESTED THOUSANDS OF NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS TO BE ON STANDBY DAYS BEFORE THE EVENT, BUT HE WAS DENIED FOR THE SOLE REASON OF “OPTICS?”

DIDN’T YOUR INACTION, IN EFFECT, TORCH THE GASOLINE THAT YOU YOURSELF POURED?  DIDN’T YOU IN FACT PURPOSELY SET THIS UP TO HAPPEN FOR POLITICAL GAIN?

INSTEAD OF THE STORY BEING SIMPLY A FEW HARMLESS SKIRMISHES, PEOPLE DIED THAT DAY.  ISN’T THEIR BLOOD ON YOUR DISGUSTING WRINKLED HANDS, AND YOURS ALONE, MS. PELOSI?!?!

They know their fawning, water-carrying media lovers won’t ask any of that…and they sure as shit weren’t gonna allow Trump’s attorneys to.  

There is not one goddamn fact pattern that disproves the notion that this was all a big set-up orchestrated primarily by Pelosi.  Where in Sam Hell is the media on this?  Nowhere, as usual.

In the end, Trump’s awesome, no nonsense, tough cookie of a lawyer, Michael Van Der Veen did a masterful job of making minced meat of the Dems shitty case, as well as highlighting their endless trampling of the constitution…but it was even better than that.

Through a series of rather lengthy video clips, Trump’s legal team wholly and comprehensively exposed the nauseating hypocrisy and double standards of the Dems…their own endless violent language, and condoning of Antifa and BLM Marxist violence, as cities burned, and citizens and cops were beaten like piñatas all friggin’ summer.

Can I even say “piñatas?”  Isn’t that cultural appropriation?  Microagression, maybe?

CAN ONE OF YOU WOKE ASSHOLES JUST SEND ME THE GODDAMN MANUAL!!!

Lastly, and quite simply…RIP Rush Limbaugh.

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