Three things that didn’t surprise me this week:

Michael Moore broke ANOTHER scale.
Joe Biden got lost on his way back from the presidential crapper.
Tom Brady won ANOTHER Super Bowl.

Anyway…Not sure how discernible it is from my writings…one might need to read between the old lines…but I do have a bit of a soft spot for Donald Trump, the big lug.

And despite the 2020 election…ripped-off like the hubcaps on a broken down Mercedes on I-95…resulting in just a single term for Big Bad Orange Man…there is a glass half full perspective with all of this.

Truth be told, I’m usually more of a “the glass is friggin’ leaking and EMPTY” kind of guy.

To be clear, glass half-full for me…and about 75 million of my closest friends…NOT the Trump Derangement Syndrome half-wits, clearly suffering from an even worse, fully metastasized version of post-Trump TDS, destroying them from within, like some flesh-eating amoeba.

And BTW…is it ANY surprise that a real estate mogul occupies…for free…such large swaths of real estate in the warped craniums of these pathetic losers?

WHY ARE THESE TRUMP HATING A-HOLES STILL SO F*CKING ANGRY!!  I DON’T GET IT!!!  TAKE THE WIN!!!  TAKE THE WIN!!!   

And I use the term “win” ever so loosely.

First, the OBVIOUS point…that there even WAS a first term…one that mercifully drained not just the swamp, but the flood of feces we were all drowning in after 8 years of The Obama Shit Show.

And in the process, masterfully exposed the Media, Deep State, Big Tech cabal with the crooked, piece of shit Democrat party.

Imagine, if you will…not just the country, but the world…if the 2016 election gave us the Crooked Cankle Queen.

I’d rather imagine Edward Scissorhands with a nervous tick performing my vasectomy.

No tax cuts.  No deregulation.  No jacked-up economy.  No record low unemployment.  No wage growth.  No border security.  No rebuilt military.  No USMCA.  No criminal justice/prison reform.  No fixed VA.  No energy independence.  No Middle East peace deals.  No Right-To-Try.  No standing up to China.  No Operation Warp Speed.  NO EFFING VACCINE?

NO SPACE FORCE???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

But the REAL point extends way beyond all of those juicy accomplishments and policy goodness.

Good policies, good results.  Enter President Plugs.  Said policies reversed…like 180 reversed…in the blink of an eye.  Shit results.  Obama 3.0, but worse.

Worse, because now, Socialist wackos Bernie Sanders and Sandy Cortez from Westchester are effectively calling the policy shots.

“Jenny from the block” my ass.

I mean, what more of a stark contrast could be plopped right into the laps of the American people?

Now, look at Trump’s effect on the electorate.  A significant shift of moderate, blue-collar, union types to The Donald…plus major inroads in the minority vote, evidenced by most exit polling indicating approximately a 50% increase in the black vote, and 25% with Hispanics.

Ya know, folks Republicans virtually NEVER spoke to, and Dem-O-Schmucks treated like a once-every-four-years one night stand, leaving them in a crumpled mess on the bathroom floor the nanosecond after they were finished, and got what they came for…THEIR VOTE.

Not only did Trump speak directly to these “forgotten” Americans and open their eyes to this half-century scam, but showed them love…and promised, then delivered, big policies that demonstrably improved their financial well-being, safety and security.

The only way to keep THAT PARTY going is to keep THE PARTY from wandering away from…AMERICA FIRST.  To do so would be breathtakingly foolhardy.

And OK, yes, probably with a different messenger.  One not so, shall we say, abrasive?   And definitely with no Twitter account.

Gotta get back some of those weak-knee’d “suburban housewives” …and any of the other “personality obsessed” folks, for that matter…that wandered off the GOP reservation.  

Sorry Donald.  Just being real.  Love ya!  Mean it.

I actually know people that are jonesing for that OLD Republican Party.  So, so asinine.

Yeah, let’s go back to the Bob Doles, John McCains, and Mitt Romneys of the world.  The Boring Brigade.  That’s the ticket.  These stiffs make Lawrence Welk look like Elvis.

Let’s be candid…Trump policies are basically traditional Republican policies.  The biggest difference, despite what the media told everyone…and as opposed to most “establishment” types…Trump is no war monger.

That’s a GOOD thing, no?

In fact, he’s the first president in, like, forever, that entered us into no new wars.  And brought tons of troops home for good measure.

Despite warped, nonsensical, and lying media characterizations, Real Americans know “America First” simply means putting food on YOUR table, and a roof over the heads of YOUR family…FIRST…before helping your neighbors.

Which you and I would do 100% of the time.

America first…NOT America alone…as Trump uttered ad nauseam, but leftists ignored because it rained shit on their stupid narrative.

Call it marketing.  Call it what you want.  But embracing the America First concept is the key to growing the party and winning elections in the future.

Trump changed the party.  For the better.  Deal with it.

And yes, finding the right person to take the baton is key.

Again, sorry Donald.

You’re wide open in the end zone GOP, and The Donald has chucked a perfect spiral that is sailing right into your mitts.

Don’t choke.

The Drunken Republican Political Blog

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