We’re often told elections have consequences.  True dat.

Especially stolen ones.

And this has never been proven MORE true than this past week…the first week of the Biden Administration…which, if it were a summer flick, would be titled, “F*cking Up America One Executive Order at a Time.”

Or maybe “Weekend at Joey’s.”

A propped-up presidency.  Literally.  I swear, I thought I saw one of his sniveling lackeys hold a mirror under his nostrils to see if it fogged up.

PADDLES!!  CLEAR !!!

Anyway…Biden crammed an executive order colonoscopy…sans lube…up the collective caboose of Americans in the first week…already 40 and counting…AN ALL-TIME RECORD! as The Donald would proudly exclaim…one more disastrous for the country than the next. Continue reading →

When Freddie Mercury crooned, “another one bites the dust,” he was clearly referring to BS liberal media narrative.

Multiple ongoing investigations into the epic failure of the Capitol police and DC Mayor Muriel Bowser to secure the Capitol building on January 6th clearly indicate there was dire, actionable intelligence rifling through multiple law enforcement agencies days before the Capitol riots that right wing extremist groups had plans to violently storm the Capitol…with zippo interest in Trump’s ACTUAL speech.

And clearly paying no heed to The Donald’s admonition to “peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard.”

This will surely go down as the most stark and egregious law enforcement failure in U.S. history.

So stark, in fact, that both sides of the aisle are completely simpatico on that point, which unequivocally undermines the concocted left wing narratives that TRUMP INCITED AN INSURRECTION!! and HE MUST BE IMPEACHED NOW!!!

Pure insanity.  What blithering, lying A-Holes.  But of course, facts are as meaningless to a Lefty as a kale salad is to lard ass Michael Moore. Continue reading →

With tweets like the following, what do you expect to happen???

“Our election was hijacked.  There is no question.  Congress has a duty to #ProtectOurDemocracy & #FollowTheFacts.”

Horrible.  I mean…wait…my assistant is telling me something.  What?  That wasn’t Trump?  That was a Nancy Pelosi tweet on May 16th, 2017?

GOTCHA!  Hahahahaha…

OK, time to put on my serious hat…to the extent possible anyway.

The attack on the Capitol on January 6th was a horrific, disgusting and nauseating event perpetrated by extremist Right Wing assholes.  Period.  Full stop.

As with 99.9% of the rest of the country, I was shocked and saddened at the sight of this violent mayhem, and fully condemn every speck of it.

A far cry from cities burning in the “Summer of Rage,” vis-a-vis universal condemnation.  Just sayin’.

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As I’m about to publish this blog, the Georgia Senate runoff looks like the Socialists will unbelievably take both seats, although the Perdue/Ossoff race is too close to call.  But with many of the remaining votes coming from deep blue DeKalb county near Atlanta, the writing seems to be on the wall like graffiti on a subway car.

AND…Republicans in the House and Senate will formally contest Sleepy’s election, while Trump is set to speak to tens of thousands of supporters in DC protesting the fraud that was perpetrated on November 3rd.

So…as all of this progresses and marinates in my brain for a week…along with copious amounts of 80-proof beverages…you’ll have to wait patiently for my brilliant, biting analysis.  Or incoherent, offensive rants.  Depending on your perspective.

But until then…

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