Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang

Ya know, I kind of planned to get into some of the nitty-gritty of the plethora of election fraud, and “irregularities” so egregious, they would render an ExLax factory powerless…all carried out by the historically corrupt political machines in lefty cesspools like Philadelphia.

City of Brotherly Love, my ass.

Thought it might be more useful, though, to take a more holistic approach than go down that gory detail rabbit hole.

In my best Dick Nixon voice…LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR…

The Trump campaign not only has an absolute constitutional right to contest this election given the clear indication of a shenanigan tsunami…but an unequivocal duty and obligation to pursue all available avenues on behalf of his 72 million voters…THE MOST EVER FOR ANY REPUBLICAN.

Al Gore contested the 2000 election vs. Bush 43, and that took 37 friggin’ days to fully litigate.  And only ceased when the Supreme Court cried…ENOUGH!!

Funny, but I don’t recall the Lefty Media or any Democrat screaming bloody murder about it.  On the contrary…they cheered it.

So those Leftist wussies need to just go play with the stress-reducing toys strewn across their safespace floor and STFU.

Anyway…to me, this is deja vu all over again.  A little history lesson…

Back in the 2018 midterms, there were 7 California House seats held by the GOP in traditionally Republican districts, initially called as GOP wins, ya know, ON Election Day…but…PRESTO!…they ALL flipped to the Democrats after two weeks of counting votes.

Yeah.  Banana Republic shit.  Or Houdini was resurrected as the California Supervisor of Elections.

And like many states now, California back then cooked the books by treating “election security” like a log, and jamming it right through the wood chipper.

Promoting massive, fraud-inviting mail-in voting, allowing vote counting for an eternity after the election, embracing crooked ballot harvesting, etc.

Lo and behold…after several days of vote counting…and counting…and counting…the Democrat pulled ahead and won EVERY EFFING RACE.

EVERY.  GODDAMN.  ONE.

WELL SMACK MY ASS AND CALL ME SALLY…HOW ‘BOUT THAT?!?!

Sound familiar?

At the time, Republican Speaker of the House Paul Ryan called the state’s voting system “bizarre,” and said “it just defies logic to me.”

He further stated, “We were only down 26 seats the night of the election and three weeks later, we lost basically every California race.  This election system they have…I can’t begin to understand what ‘ballot harvesting’ is.”

Bernie Madoff was a model of integrity compared to these fraudsters.

One would have to be either a lying partisan or a complete friggin’ moron to believe that not even a single one of these 7 Republican incumbents would have retained their seat.

And like every other Left Wing scandal, it was all ignored and swept under the rug.

Well…Not this time, muchacho.

Fast forward to Election Day 2020, Trump was way up in most of these battleground states…a staggering 700,000 votes in PA…and although “tightening” was definitely expected…a few days later, Trump was behind IN EVERY ONE.  By a few lousy tenths of a percent.

Are we this f*cking stupid?  Vote counting for days and days in ANY election ALWAYS results in the Democrat winning.  ALWAYS.  Why do we blindly accept this like lobotomized drones?

Once again…JUUUUUUUST enough votes after several days of counting to pull JUUUUUUUST enough ahead for the bootlicking Commie Pinko Media to say…

PENCIL’S DOWN!  BIDEN WINS!  BIDEN WINS!  BIDEN WINS!

Last I looked, the Constitution DID NOT bestow upon the media the power to decide election outcomes.

These are the same friggin’ lying scumbags that wailed RUSSIAN COLLUSION! for years (lie), said Brett Kavanaugh was a gang rapist (lie), and claim decades of influence peddling by the Biden Crime Family doesn’t exist (lie).

So, how predictable is it that NOW, these liars are nervously…and with laughable feigned outrage…crying NO VOTER FRAUD!?!

Really??  They investigated nothing.  They don’t know shit.  THEY’RE LYING.

So here’s the straight, no BS poop…

Trump’s goose is cooked.  There flat out isn’t enough time for the Trump Team to uncover enough of the crooked shit that clearly happened here in multiple states to reverse things.

But that’s not even the point.

What’s at play here is the immutable law of “Tip of the Iceberg.”

All of the fraud and irregularities that have been documented in an extremely short amount of time is just…say it with me…THE.  TIP.  OF.  THE.  ICEBERG.

And everyone knows it.  As such, probably 99% of the roughly 72 million Patriots that voted for The Donald know deep in their guts that this election was not only fraudulent…but in fact, rigged before the first vote was even cast.

Let’s not forget…“The Resistance” tried to take Trump out before he was ever elected…incoherently and psychotically promising impeachment before he ever took the oath of office…and EVERY SINGLE DAY thereafter.

The hostile transfer of power epitomized by the Russian collusion hoax…years of concocted investigations specifically designed to neuter Trump’s presidency…impeachment over a congratulatory phone call…four years of 24/7 attacks and 95% negative reporting by the fake media…yada, yada.

This election was the end of the road for these slimy subversives to FINALLY eradicate Bad Orange Man.

Pardon my French…but do you think for a f*cking nanosecond the Left Wing Media Advocates, the Modern Day Book Burners in Silicon Valley, Democrats, RINO’s, Deep State…WERE GOING TO LET TRUMP WIN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE??

Please.  Don’t make me friggin’ laugh.  

In Trump country, it’s not just perception…but REALITY…that the election was stolen, and Biden will be viewed…rightly, IMHO…by half of America as more illegitimate than a freckle-faced rugrat spawned from a one-night-stand.

You think the enthusiasm of The Trump Movement was already jacked-up on steroids?

You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.

Close your eyes, and imagine, if you will, an unshackled ex-President Trump, who believes with every orange fiber of his being the election was stolen from him.

It’s gonna be a beautiful thing.  My advice?  Hide the children.

And in the latest installment of The Drunken Republican medical news…

A collaborative study between the University of Utah and researchers in Spain found that consumption of tree nuts…such as almonds…increased the quality of sperm in men.

That’s right…Nuts increase the quality of sperm.

Wouldn’t it be nice if everything in life made such logical sense?

1 thought on “Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang

  1. Tom

    Republicans got it Right. Democrats got it Right. Americans got it Right, just like they always do. The result of 160M votes is a divided government. By dividing the government, the American Public made it clear that we don’t want extremism in either direction. For the next 4 years, we will all prosper under moderation.

    Doom & gloom predictions are very unlikely to materialize. Business will thrive under the divided government scenario and only a few bipartisan initiatives will move forward (like infrastructure replenishment). Some people will choose not to accept the wisdom of the American public and they will suffer and torture themselves to no avail. Yet, we will still move forward.

    If the Republican party can continue their policy agenda without the flawed personality-driven leadership of the past 4 years, then Republicans will own the future and emerge with the Presidency and Congress in 4 years. I plan to be part of this movement. I will rejoin the Republican Party on January 20, 2021.

    I don’t believe there was widespread fraud, but we all have an opinion. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but In today’s world, there is more misinformation than real information and it comes from what used to be reliable sources.

    I believe Trump’s influence will diminish, not grow over time. Other Republican leaders will seize the opportunity to step up and position themselves for 2024. I also expect Trump to be distracted with a number of civil claims and criminal indictments, not to mention divorce proceedings. Remember, a Presidential Pardon is only applicable to Federal crimes and there will be plenty of indictments for State crimes. For the good of the country, I hope this doesn’t happen, but it looks like a forgone conclusion.

    Trump is History. Let him go and you’ll feel better right away.

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