Let’s call a spade a spade here, OK?

Trump lost this election the day he was inaugurated on Jan 20, 2017.

Because starting on THAT very day, the cabal consisting of the Democrat Party, Mainstream Media, Big Tech, Unelected Deep State Alphabet Soup Bureaucrats…FBI, CIA, DOJ…and whoever the f*ck else…conspired to, at best, impeach him…at worst, neuter his presidency…and without fail, prevent a second term.

Shit, the only reason Trump even won in 2016 was that these liars, cheats and thieves saw no compelling reason to open the corruption spigot because, well, there was zero expectation Trump could ACTUALLY win.

It would be like cheating on a test you studied two weeks for and knew the material like the back of your hand.  You just wouldn’t do it.  No reason.

So, I’m not going to go on and on ad nauseam and bore you writing about the hundreds of lawsuits filed by the Dem-O-Cheat Party all over the country, purposely and cavalierly loosening election security laws like Michael Moore loosens his ginormously lengthy belt after every visit to the Golden Corral feeding trough…. Continue reading →

Ok, Georgia, you’re up.  Time to do your best Batman imitation and save Gotham City.

Scratch that…EVERY city.

HOW ABOUT THE WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY!!!

Let’s assume for shits and grins…and for the purpose of the forthcoming brilliant political analysis (stop laughing)…Grandpa Biden actually takes up residence in the White House Basement Bunker.

As you surely know by now, control of the Senate resides in the great state of Georgia in the form of two runoff races on Jan 5th, driven by their nutty law where basically everyone except a presidential candidate needs to garner at least 50% of the vote to avoid a runoff of the top two.

Really dumb law, but as the very wise Cosmo Kramer said…”A rule is a rule.  And let’s face it.  Without rules…there’s chaos.”

OK, fine.  NEVER argue with Kramer.  Good rule of thumb. Continue reading →

Ya know, I kind of planned to get into some of the nitty-gritty of the plethora of election fraud, and “irregularities” so egregious, they would render an ExLax factory powerless…all carried out by the historically corrupt political machines in lefty cesspools like Philadelphia.

City of Brotherly Love, my ass.

Thought it might be more useful, though, to take a more holistic approach than go down that gory detail rabbit hole.

In my best Dick Nixon voice…LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR…

The Trump campaign not only has an absolute constitutional right to contest this election given the clear indication of a shenanigan tsunami…but an unequivocal duty and obligation to pursue all available avenues on behalf of his 72 million voters…THE MOST EVER FOR ANY REPUBLICAN.

Al Gore contested the 2000 election vs. Bush 43, and that took 37 friggin’ days to fully litigate.  And only ceased when the Supreme Court cried…ENOUGH!!

Funny, but I don’t recall the Lefty Media or any Democrat screaming bloody murder about it.  On the contrary…they cheered it.

So those Leftist wussies need to just go play with the stress-reducing toys strewn across their safespace floor and STFU. Continue reading →

Remember when you were in school, and you had some essay question on a test where you drew a COMPLETE blank?  Just sat and stared at that blank page like a mental patient for what seemed like an eternity.

This is the flashback I’m having right now.  Just don’t know where to start.

My first thought is that in 2020…the most effed-up year ever…why WOULDN’T there be election chaos?  Just like we can count on my beloved NY Jets being winless this year…so too can we count on that.

First, allow me to dispense of a pet peeve of mine…

Once again…and with total predictability…the pollsters shit the bed.  Like bad.

Every time I hear the words “Real Clear Politics Average,” I laugh uncontrollably.  This whole theory of “averaging” polls giving you a better answer is delusional.

If I have ten piles of shit of different sizes, and I come up with an average weight of each pile, I’m still left with ten piles of shit.

If nothing else, the pollsters are consistent.  They consistently suck. Continue reading →